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I LOVE lS IN THE AIR. in Glasgow. at least where the new City of Love festival has several events to entice fashion- lovers. Aiming to be Glasgow's biggest-ever charity fashion show, Sense Scotland has joined forces with Princes Square traders to raise funds for children and young adults who are deafblind. Tickets to the 12 February show are 220—9330 including refreshments and entertainment. Call 01 41 564 2444 for tickets. if you're even more romantically inclined. head along to the Wedding Fair at the People’s Palace Winter Gardens on 17 February (noon—7pm) where ProNuptia and I Do magazine will be staging fashion shows and giving lots of handy hints to make your big day run smoothly. One for the ladies.

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I AND THAT’S ALL the romance we can bear. So how ‘bout some sicko science? In Canada, scientists have managed to spin their own spider silk (the toughest fibre on earth), with a view to using it for body armour, ladder- proof tights and even biodegradable fishing lines. But how have they done it? Suffice to say it involves goat DNA and hamster kidney cells. Yuk. The genetics boys are mightuy excited but we’re just plain scared. Forget designer babies, this’ll bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “designer clothes’.

Skate and snowboard fashion from Glasgow

Based in the southside of Glasgow. Densestuff.co.uk produces individually designed and hand printed skate and snow boarding attire. and gives customers the opportunity to custodial,- their clothes.

Friends from the age of rifeen. Dav/id Berry and Anthony Browne. both 24. established Densestuffxxm». 'ast October after securing the funding from the Princes Scottish Youtn Business Trust. Browne explains: ‘It was just something we diSCussed. but when we realised we could get funding and do it for real. it began getting serious as neither of us; .vere keen on a traditional nine-to-five job.‘

A bairn. at under four months old. Densestuffcouk has already confounded the expectations of its leunderu, attracting huge interest, as Browne admits: ‘We've had enguiries on our site from 7:3 countries arOund the globe.

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