pltis there's a live PA frotn Solar Perplexus.

I Red at Po .\'a Na. 1 lpm—3am. Free. Weekly. 1)] Harry Lets Go (Tribal 1-‘unktion/Boombox) puts the eclectic into electric at this stylish souk bar.

I Respect at La Belle Angele.

10pm --3am. £4 (£3). 6 Mar only. A one-off spectacular celebrating tnusic of black origin. with all proceeds from the night going towards The Ark Trttst. Jiggy hip hop and R&B gets served by Ian Cooper. (iary Bullen and Ritchie Ruftone plus there's live breaking from local crew Random Aspects.

I Slap & Tickle at Clttb Mercado. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Tully

Glasgow

I Ad-Lib l l 1 Hope Street. 248 6645. I Air Organic 36 Kelvingrove Street. 564 5201.

I Alasksa 142 Bath Lane. 248 1777. I Archaos 25 Queen Street. 204 3189. I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica Street). 0901 ()22 0300.

I Asylum 70 Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I Babaza 25 Royal Exchange Square. 204 0101.

I Bennet’s 80 (ilassford Street. 552 5761.

I Blackfriars 26 Bell Street. 552 5924.

I Bonkers Hope St. 248 5884.

I Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 5660.

I Caledonian University Student Union (Asylum) 70 Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I The Cathouse l5 t'nion Street. 248 6606.

I Cleopatra’s 508 Great Western Road. Kelvinbridge. 334 0560.

I Club Budda 142 St Vincent St. 221

2213. I The Cran 1038 Argyle Street. 248 6881.

I Cube 34 Queen Street. 226 8990.

I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 8899. I Eat Drink Man Woman 34—44 King St. 552 9227.

I Firebird 1321 Argyle Street. 334 0594.

I Fury Murry’s 96 Maxwell Street. 221 651 l.

I The Garage 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 1 120.

GLASGOW FABULOUS

A child's party.

supplies the funky beats and breaks while drinks promos. competitions and themed dress nights combine to keep things interesting.

I Soul Boogie at La Belle Angele. Monthly. Next date 27 Mar.

Chart & Party

I Planet at the Cavendish. 10pm—3am. Free with Snapfax before 10.30pm; £2 (with student 11)). Weekly. Student-only night featuring three floors of unbridled antics. Enjoy up-to-date dance on the first floor. retro chart on the middle floor and a selection of games and karaoke in the upstairs lounge.

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Renfrew Street. 332 ()691.

I Glasgow University Union 32 University Avenue. 339 8697.

I The Griffiny 266 Bath Street. 339 8697.

I Groucho St Judes 190 Bath Street. 331 5171.

I g2 474 Sauchiehall St (behind the Garage). 353 3111.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4466. I Life (basement of Corinthian). 191 Ingram Street. 552 1101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 221 6362

I The Living Room 5 Byers Road. 339 851 l.

I MAS 29 Royal Exchange Square. 221 7080.

I Moloco 1287 Argyle Street. 334 4813.

I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Sauchiehall Street. 333 9637

I O’I-lenry’s Drury Street. 248 3751. I Pivo Pivo, 15 Waterloo Street. 564 8100

I Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street. 553 1221.

I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 University Gardens. 339

9784.

I Beds. 375 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635.

I Riverside Club Fox Street. 569 7287.

I Rocksy’s Basement 40 .\'ew Sneddon Street. Paisley. 552 5791.

I The Shack 193 Pitt St. 332 7522. I Soba l 1 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Soundhaus 47 Hyde Park Street. 221 4659.

I Spy Bar Bath Street. 221 7711. I Tchai-Ovna 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524.

I 13th Note 260 Clyde Street. 243 2177

I Trash 197 Pitt Street. 572 3372.

I Pop Idols at Revolution. l0pm—3am. £4 non-students (£2 students). Weekly. The ITV star search has created a monster and this is its spawn. Singing hopefuls alternately impress and distress their friends in the hope of winning a karaoke machine.

I Shark at Eros/Elite. 9.30pm—3am. £3 (£2) before 1 1pm: £4 (£3) after. Weekly. ‘Scotland's biggest student night' supplying the obligatory chart pap.

I Skint at the Ark. l0pm—3am. £2 (free with proof of overdraft). Weekly. The undisputed king of student nights not only supplies the fittest chart anthems but also cares enough to provide drinks at £1 all night and free entry to overdrawn students.

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000.

I Variety Bar 401Sauchiehall Street. 332 4449.

I The Velvet Rooms Sauchiehall Street. 3320755.

I The Woodside Social Club 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643.

I Yang 33 Queen Street. 248 8484.

Edinburgh

I The Ark 3 Semple Street. 229 77a33. I Bam Bou 66/67 South Bridge. 556 0200.

I Bann UK 5 Hunter Square. 226 1112.

I Baracoa 7 Victoria Street. 225 5846. I Bar Union 253/258 Cowgate. 557 2780.

I La Belle Angele l l Hasties Close. 225 7536.

I Beluga 30a Chambers Street. 624 4545.

I The Bongo Club 14 New Street. 556 5204.

I Cavendish \Ves‘t Tollcross. 228 3252.

I C.C. Blooms 23—24 (ireenside Place. 556 9331.

I The Citrus (irindlay Street. 622 7086.

I The City Cafe Blair Street. 220 0125.

I Club Java Commercial Street. Leith.

555 5622.

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego), Picardy Place. 478 7434.

I Cuba Norte 192 Morrison Street. 221 0499.

I Ego Picardy Place. 478 7434.

I eh1 197 High Street. 220 5277.

I El Barrio 104 West Port. 229 8805. I Gaia King Stables Road. 229 7986. I Gilded Saloon 233 Cowgate. 229 3633.

I The Honeycomb 15—17 Niddry Street. 530 5540.

I The Human Be-In 2/8 West Crosscauseway. 662 8860.

I Iguana 41 Lothian Street. 220 4288.

FORMERLY PART OF THE BIG BEAT CHAIN

'u‘ no.

9. -'t\ .

listings Clubs

I Smooch at Subway West End. 7pm—3am. £2 (£1 with student 11) or flyer). Student soiree with tasty Sambuca £1 a shot all night long.

I The Subway at the Subway. 9pm—3am. I‘ree for students with matriculation card; £1 otherwise. Weekly. See Thu.

I Traffic Light Night at (iaia. 10pm—3am. £4 (£3 ). Weekly. A night of wanton flirting for the students. Everyone gets a sticker on arrival: red means ‘no way' (in which case why are you there'.’): amber means ‘maybe' and green ultimately means . . . regret and possible shame the next morning.

I The Liquid Room 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564.

I Loca 235 Cowgate. 225 5413.

I The Mambo Club West Tollcross. 447 3391.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) Buccleueh Street. 667 6907.

I Club Mercado 36—39 Market Street. 226 4224.

I Noa. 3 Queensferry Street Lane. 467 7126.

I North Bridge Bar Scotsman Hotel. 20 .\'oth Bridge. 556 1558.

I Opium 71 Cowgate. 225 8382.

I The Outhouse Broughton Street Lane. 557 668.

I Oxygen 3-5 Infirmary Street. 557 9997.

I Peppermint Lounge Blair Street. 622 681 1

I Pivo 2»—6 Calton Road. 557 2925.

I Po Na Na 26 Frederick Street. 226 7774.

I The Pond 2224 Bath Road. 467 3825.

I PopRokit 2 Picardy Place. 556 4272. I The Potterrow Bristo Square. 650 9195.

I 0 Bar 5/11 Leith Street. 557 5830. I Revolution 31 Lothian Road. 229 7670.

I Rush 3 Robertson's Close. 557 3768. I Studio 24 Calton Road. 558 3758. I The Subway Cowgate. 225 6766. I The Subway West End I.othian Road. 229 9197.

I The Union Heriot Watt l'niversity. Riccarton. 451 5333.

I The Venue (‘alton Road. 557 3073. I The Wash The Mound. 225 6193. I The Watershed 44 St Stephen Street. 220 3774.

I The Wee Red Bar lidinburgh College ()fArt. I.auriston Place. 229 1442.

I Time 24a lit'cderick Street. 220 1226. I Why Not? 14 (ieorge Street. 624 831 l.

I Yo Below 66 Rose Street. 220 6040.

"F*cksokes Mrs. They were djing at 8&Q last week. Don't you know Claude Young is local now." BY MICHAEL AND DANIEL

“may?” if - ; J';'

"The Jengoheods are here to play pass the parcel"

"Now children, as a special surprise..."

Beorsden.

28 Foo—‘3. lyla' 2.7.1.? THE LIST 81