I UTI presents CANCEL LSD at tlte Wee Red Bar. | lpm-—3am. £8 (£5). 2‘) Mar. Monthly. DJ Kasbah guests at the ttndergrottnd tecltno night with his ‘Dexas lnstrttments'. Resident DJs Setnaj. Johnny ()h! attd Tormod Mor lend support.

I Woman’s Own at (‘lub Java.

lllpm -2am. £5 before midnight; £7 after. 5 Apr. Monthly. Brand new furtky to progressive hoUse night catering for women only. Residettt DJ Roz hosts the lattnelt night along with guest DJ Lattren attd for all you lazy girls. there's a free taxi service laid on. Simply arrive at the club with three or indeed fottr other people and a taxi receipt and your fare (maximum claittts £5) will be refunded at the door.

I Work at ligo. 10.30pm 3am. £8 (£6). 5 Apr only. Hard-working fttttky house night hosted by residents Pete Owen and Brett King.

Chart & Party

I Cyber Subway at Sttbvvay West Iind. 7pm—3ant. £4 (£l ). Weekly. An interactive club experience for those sad fucks who txt rather than talk to people. Vote in advance for the drinks promotions and the music policy online or by SMS or Use the ‘digital cyber subway polling stations‘ in the venue on the night. Surf to wwvv.subwaywestend .co.uk for tnore info.

I Friday Funkin’ at the Ark. l()pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. You've worked hard. now strut your funky stuff like there's no tomorrow to Big Dave's party mix.

I Frozen In Time at Time.

1 lpm-—3am. £4 with flyer; £5 without. Weekly. A short. grumpy man plays commercial chart and dance. Over 21s only.

I January Sale at Club Java. 7pm--2am. £5; free before 9pm. 2‘) Mar. Fortnightly. 'l'hankfully. January‘s well behind us but the cheap bargains it‘s renowned for continue here with promos on booze. a free taxi service for groups of four or more and a suitably cheap attd cheerful chart selection. See www.clubjava.co.uk for ntore info.

I Kick at l.oca. l()pm--3am. £2 before midnight; £4 after. Weekly. Kick start the weekend with current commercial chart and pop pap frotn across the decades.

I Mardi Gras at the Cavendish.

10pm 3am. £6 (free membership available). Weekly. The Cavendish comes over all carnival at this new night showcasing 7()s right through to up-to- date mainstream dance music. Over 25s only.

I The Subway at the Subway.

9pm -3am. Free before 1 lpm; £3 (£l) after. Weekly. See Thu.

I Supernova at Revolution. l().3()pm- 3am. £3 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Feel the gttsh as Supernova shoots itsjuicy mix of chart and party fare. Drinks promos a feature.

I The Time Tunnel at Club Mercado. l()pm—3am. £5 (£4 with flyer). Weekly. Trendy Wendy. Showbiz Jase attd Betty Ford disrupt the space-time continuum with tunes front the (i()s right up to right now. Or maybe it's jttst the alcohol.

Edinburgh Saturdays


I Beluga at Beluga. 8pm- lam. Free. Weekly. lirik l)a Viking and Dom Flanagan straddle a spectrum of house attd garage grooves.

I Black Sauce at Bam Bott.

9pm~ lani. Free. Weekly. Confucius say this ()riental style bar got plenty good underground house music with Martin Valentine atid Steven Wanless (Friscodisco ).

I Cuba Norte at Cttba Norte. l(lpm-— latti. Free. Weekly. Hot salsa! lt’s

Saturday attd that means. er. hot salsa at this epicentre of all things Latin.

I Extra Width at Gilded Saloon. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. New wave disco (ie all your favourite indie hits) with rotational DJs (irainne. Keiron and Stuart Braithwaite (Mogwai ).

I Flashback at Flashback. 8.3()pm——lam. Free. Weekly. DJ Venus serves up an even mix of chart pap front the past four decades. Guy.

I Immersed In Music at Pivo. 9pm~lam. Free. W 'ekly. The Czech style bar launches a new DJ schedule to get the party started itt a progressive house and tech-trance stylee. This fortnight. Sublime's Kev Wright (3() Mar) and Atomic Baby‘s Stuart Duncan (6 Apr) do the duties.

I Made In Iguana at lguana. 9pm-lam. Free. Weekly. Credible pre- clttbbing house tttnes from the knowledgeable and ever-affable types who staff independent record shack. Underground Solu‘shn.

I Mission Jnr at Studio 24. 7r—l()pm. £5. Weekly. Baby metallers go beserkley at this all-new pre-club. If you look old enough you can go the distance attd stay put for Mission proper which kicks off at l lptn.

I Oxygen Music at ()xygen Bar. ()ptn—lam. Free. Weekly. Life’s a gas at this swanky style bar. with funky breaks attd hip hop to house grooves from Headspin‘s Allan Dunbar (30 Mar) and Higher (iround‘s Lindsey Todd (6 Apr). I Progression at City Cafe. ()ptn—lam. Free. 30 Mar. Fortnightly. Pre-club session featuring funky to progression house from Derek Martin and (iav Grant.

I Soul Resistance at the Wash. 9pm—lam. Free. Weekly. Northern soul. rare groove. Hammond jazz and freakbeats galore with your host Craig Jamieson (Modern Lovers).

I Space Face at PopRokit. 9pm—lam. Free. Weekly. Andy Williams and Scott Ferguson - the boys who used to run Carbolic Frolic back in the day join forces with The Squalor Show. Dava and Spider to host this seminal Saturday pre-club featuring a fusion of jazz. soul. funk. house and hip hop.

I UrbannHangSuite at Bann's.

l lpm~3am. Free. Weekly. See Thu.

I Yush! at City Cafe. 9pm--lam. Free. 6 Apr. Fortnightly. A.J. (Yush Recordings) arid guests select the upbeat hip hop. funk and ragga.


0 Airborne at the Venue (lower two floors). l()pm-—3am. £l(). 3() Mar. Monthly. The underground techno night celebrates a year's high flying with a first class session featuring the return of UK supremo. Dave Angel. See Hitlist. I Ascension at Teviot Row tinion. l().3()pm--3am. £3 (£2). (3 Apr. Monthly. Not an ascent to heaven as the name would seem to suggest bttt a dark descent ittto the very bowels of hell. (ioth. industrial and ‘darkwave' care of resident DJs Claire. Craig. DJ X and guests.

I Atomic Baby at La Belle Angele. l(l.3()pmh3am. £l() (£8). 3() Mar. Monthly. An liaster Special that‘s tiailittg progressive house grooves to the tnast just as Jesus was nailed to the cross. Michael Kilkie and Stuart Duncan do the honours along with their guest DJ. Colitt Tevendale. For this date only. 14—11.” ' card holders gr! £3 (if/idom' price all night long.

I Audio Deluxe at the Honeycomb. l()pm--3am. £8. Weekly. Smooth. soulful house with just a suggestion ofjazz and soul at this weekly shindig hosted by resident Craig Smith. This fortnight (3() Mar). Smith‘s joined by new monthly resident Jeremy Newall arid future guests include Ron Trent (20 Apr) and ()sunlade (27 Apr).

I Blast at Clttb Mercado. l lpm-—late. £l() (£8). 6 Apr. Fortnightly. Defected Records DJ/produeer A.T.F.C/()nephatdeeva makes his Scottish debut at this sassy night of vocal house and garage grooves. Residents

llu ygy attd Markell lend support.

I .C. Blooms at (‘.(‘. Blooms. l().3()pm—3am (bar front 6pm). Free. Weekly. DJ Ally does the decknical duties in her trademark high-camp style at this busy gay venue.

I Colours at the Liquid Room. l().3()pm- 3am. £l(). 30 Mar. Monthly. Another night of heady house hedonism frotn the Scottish clttb that‘s just plain super. Lisa l.ottd and Jott Pleased swap make-up tips between turns at playing funky. uplifting [IS house fora frisky and somewhat youthful crowd.

I Conception at Park Rootn. Teviot Row House. Monthly. Next date 2() Apr. I Disco Inferno at ligo. Monthly. Next date 2() Apr.

I The Egg at the Wee Red Bar. llpm--3am. £4 (£3.50). Weekly. Still the best mix of indie. (i()s garage. northern soul. ska and soundtracks you‘re likely to stagger across. A well-loved institution that staunchly defies change of any kind. I Essential at the Liquid Room. Monthly. Next date 13 Apr.

I Eye Candy at Club Mercado.

l lpm—late. £l() (£8): £6 if outrageously attired. 3() Mar. Fortnightly. Residents (iraeme Popstar. Nejat Barton attd Neil Crookstott host their infamous. glam house party where mainstream house reigns supreme. Remember to ‘dress glam or seram'.

I Fiesta Latina at Teviot Row lfnion. Monthly. Next date 27 Apr.

I Fly at the Beat Jazz Basement. l().3()pnt—3am. £5. (1 Apr. Monthly. The

boys behittd Big Beat attd llcadspitt club together along with .-\K (Yttsh Recordings) to host this new monthly showcase dedicated to all things funky. Yush boss man AJ guests on the launch night with a fttll live battd attd a ‘surprise' guest vocalist. Now who could that be'.’

I Got The Bug at the Beat Jazz Basetnent. Monthly. Next date 2() Apr. I Greazed Up at the Spider‘s Web. 8pm 2am. £4. 3() Mar. Monthly. Slick daddies and real gone chicks cttt a rttg to a wild attd wanton mix of rockabilly. swing. R&B. Cajun. (loo-vvop. surf and garage punk.

I Headspin at the Bongo Club. Monthly. Next date 2() Apr.

I In Flight at the Beat Jazz Basement. 10.30pm 3am. £7 (£5). 30 Mar. Monthly. Jazzy dancelloor grooves from Herbie Hancock to Carl Craig at this all-new session hosted by Colin Cook. (iav Sutherland attd (iareth Sonttnerville. This. the launch night. features a gttest DJ set front ()rin Walters (Afronaut/Bugz In The Attic ). pioneering producer of abstract jazz beats attd fusion.

I Jack Your Boots Up at the Beat Jazz Basement. Monthly. Next date l3 Apr with guest DJ. Charlie Dark (Attica Blues).

I Joy at ligo. l().3()pm -3am. £l() (£8 members). 3() Mar. Fortnightly. To mark the holiday weekend. Maggie {Q Alan are hosting an ‘liaster llair Ball'. Beards. tttottstaeltes. mad hair styles and groomed body hair at the ready then for this particularly hirsute session featuring tip- front. dirty house action in the ntaitt arena plus a mix of soul. futtk attd chart from Sally F and Dale (Lush) iii the downstairs suite. Note that Joy is a elth for gay people attd their friends.

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