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I Here's a sentence Insider never would have thought of writing: according to economic theory. there is a 97% chance that Jesus was, indeed, resurrected from the dead. Richard S‘.‘.’llti)tll‘.’l(}. a professor of l)illl()f3()l)ll\. at Oxford University; has employed the prOithlilI‘, theon economists use to make forecasts z hou’. consuii‘er spending to determine that it's almost certain that Christ came hack tom the cross. Were that determination 9/" against Jesus pushing hack that hic Old stone and exiting the cave ll‘ one piece. no doubt the Church mould he up in arms about Swrnhurne's unorthodox numher crunching. \./".’hat's Of more concern to Insider. hoxxcixer. is doesn't Prof S‘.‘.’llti)tll‘.’t(} have anytlmg better t< do ‘.'.’liil his time for chrissakes'? li‘sider doesn'. ‘.'.’£t.'ll this column to begin to sound like a Sun newspaper editorial rant. hut for the love of God. Starinhurne. stop arserng around. And they say colic-gt;- pic‘s lead a sheltered life.

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‘l’m the only one in

the band without a

pension scheme.’

Jams Cocker reveals

what really sets him apart from his Pulp band mates.

‘In a weird way, Ozzy is a great anti-drug promotion. Look at him and how fried his brains are from taking drugs all those years and everyone will say, “I don’t want to be like that.”’

Ex-US Vice-President Dan Quayle explains why he likes M raunchy hit. The OSDOLir/ies.

‘I saw one of Hugh’s movies on television the other day, and turned it off because it was actually quite awful.’ Nicholas Holt. the twelve-year-o/d star of About A Boy. discusses why working wrth Hugh Grant wasn't so intimidating.

‘You’ve got to prove that you’ve still got the hunger, the energy and the ability to do the job.’

Mick Jagger discloses why at 59. he's going on tour again. And to think we just thought he was full of himself.

‘I don’t want to be in the same picture as that teenybopper trash.’

Requests to be photographed alongside Brit/rev Spears proved too degrading for classy pop dame Christina AgLii/era.

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