I My Machines at Glasgow School of

Art. 1 1pm—3am. £6 (£5-—£4). Weekly. They've had some of the greatest names in techno come and bless their decks. so they know how to mash it up. Be here

0 Pussypower at the Soundhaus.

l lpm—5am. £8 (£6). 25 May. Monthly. Private members and guests only. lluge return for one of the most legendary club nights in Scotland. never mind the cen- tral belt. Terry and Jason bless the decks in the main room. while Nick (‘raig and DJ Trace take care of the bar. The Very Reverend 1) Wayne Love from Alabama 3 will be appearing to show love for this. one of the craziest. filthiest nights of hard acid techno around. Just ask your big sister what it used to be like.

I Red and Gold Room at Arta. 10pm—3am. Free before 1 lptii. £8 after. Weekly. DJ Jorito mans the decks for a fine night of Latin house. This will seriously spice up your life. if that’s what is required.

I Relief at Alaska. Next date 8 Jun. Monthly.

I Remedy at Ad Lib. l lpm—4am. £5. Weekly. Davey Thomson. Colin Davey and someone without Davey in his name Owen Caldwell get into the tech- house groove with the Ad Lib massive. I A Silver Jubilee at Her Majesty’s Pleasure at the Renfrew Ferry. 8pm—2am. £10. (£5). 1 Jun only. Railing against two specific cases of injustice froin around Glasgow. M()J() have organised a night of laughs. rhythms and music to raise money and awareness. It‘s also to commemorate the Pistols hiring their boat and floating it down the Thames in a two-fingered salute to the establishment and the Jubilee. Tee hee. I Soulsa Presents: Vinyl at Vault. l lpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. The mighty popular residency from Andy Unger and Lady Shae-D gets back into full swing after a short hiatUs. playing underground disco. vocal house and New York garage. Early arrival makes more sense. doesn‘t it'.’

I Subculture at MAS (in association with the Sub Club). llpm~3am. £10. Weekly. ()n 25 May we have the inimitable Kenny llawkes (former Space. London and Music For Freaks) spinning for the wonderful people of this fine club. Other than that. it's just what (ilasgow loves. straight up Subculture until the early morning light with Harri and Domenic.

I Traxx at the Soundhaus. 1 1pm 5am. £8 (£6). Members and their guests only. 1 Jun. Monthly. ()ne of the best underground house nights in (ilasgow. really. Simon Cordiner. Billy Woods. Andrew Pirie and Laurence Hughes take to the decks one more time in this special venue on the periphery.

I Triumph at the Tunnel. 10.30pm—3.30am. £9 (£7). Weekly. (‘olin Tevendale and Steven Mc(‘reery supply the dressed-up glamour kids with progressive house and trance in the main room. while Kevin MacFarlane and Stephen lee mix up garage. disco and vocal house in room two. If you're not wearing awfully nice clothes. however. don‘t expect to get in.

I Notun at Budda. 1 1pm» 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Budda squeezes (ieoff .‘vlontford and (‘hris Harris to carpet bomb (and yes. there are carpets involved) the central city venue with the kind of house tracks that would start a riot on either side of the Atlantic.

I Vegas goes West at the Renfrew Ferry. 9.30pm—2am. £8 (£6). 25 May. Monthly. DJs Frankie Sumatra. Bugsy Seagull and Dino Martini do their things alongside Lola Las Vegas. the Vegas Showgirls and the FabuloUs Scott Brothers for another night of classy cool on the boat. (Theaper entry for those dressed to impress.

I The Winchester Club at the

Woodside Social. Next date 8 Jtiii. Monthly.

I Wired at Asylum. (‘aledonian University Union. l0pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Glasgow‘s longest running alternative indie night with drinks promos aplenty.

I Xposure at Archaos. l lpm—3ani. £8 (£6). Weekly. Serving up hedonistic hard house and trance. your hosts Stevie Kerr. lain Thompson and Dave (iilmour keep the kids on their toes.

Chart & Party

I Bankers at Bonkers. l lpm-3am. £4 before midnight: £5 after. Weekly. Who are we to argue with this night of unbridled popularity and silly fun‘.’ Mainstream pop mingles with the hits of the 80s. and the crowd go wild week after week.

I Boogie Nights at Media.

1 lpm-‘3am. £6. Weekly. Step back in time to revel in the tunes of the 70s and 80s. Arrive early to avoid a crushing disappointment.

I Classic PM at Fury Murry's.

l lpm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Nicely named night of happiness from the old club undergoing something of a renaissance. Dance classics and party tunes. with alternative and rock tunes upstairs iii Twister.

I The Garage at the Garage. 10pm~3am. £5 (£3) before 1 1pm; £6 (£4) after. Weekly. ()ne of the busiest nights iii town. Super-commercial party sounds on the main dancelloor and indie classics in the Attic.

I Graduate Club at g2. l lpm--3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Designed to suit those who have always enjoyed a Garage-style night out. btit feel a little long iii the tooth when surrounded by fresh-faced. lager- stained youngsters. Steve Davis provides the party anthems.

I The Shack at Shack. 10.30pm--3ain. £7 (£5). Weekly. ('heesy chart tunes and commercial dance tracks from DJ (iraeme.

I Seduction at Destiny. l0pm-3am. £6 before 1 1pm: £7 after. Weekly. Tonight the club would like you to ‘dress to impress' while enjoying the usual commercial house'n'trance pap.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 10.30pm-~-3am. £5. Weekly. (‘lassic party nonsense from the 60s to last week.

Glasgow Sundays


I Budda at Bar Btidda. 8pm~midnight. Free. Weekly. Dispel the night-after blues with DJ ('olin Walker of the New York Alliance. who will be playing only the deepest house and most progressive grooves.

I Divine Intervention at Brel.

9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. DJ llushpuppy blends mod. old groove and funk into a pleasing mash. served with sortie line house red.

I The Hustler at Air ()rganic.

5pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Straight out the ‘hood to your neck 0' the woods: Johnnie Blaze and his occasional guests supply grooves so smooth they‘d move yo‘ monima‘s ass.

I The Man With No Suitcase at the (irifliny. 8pm-midnight. Free. 2 Jtiti. Monthly. Ahh . . . the madness. Soothing nutterdom with the best pub games. sittiationist/surrealist movements and audio/visual entertainment. The Man With No Suitcase is here to upset your sense of what‘s meant to be. Karlski provides tunes. Dr Ashton Lamont is the host and Rollo Vellocet takes care of games. Teddy lidward is the star of their mini-movie spectacular lz'i'il I)(’u(/JI1I'.’. I The Medicine Room at Brcl. 8pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Medicine Room DJs turn a nasty mid-week mood into a smooth. seductive evening session.

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I Moloco at Moloco. 8pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Martin St John keeps it mixed tip. with a selection that takes in stompin' northern soul. roots. rock and reggae.

I Nico’s at Nico‘s. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Turn that frown upside down. Billy Milligan. the lan .\lellis of dance music. offers a cheeseboard of no small variety.

I Phonic at .Vloskito. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. These Phonic fellows are popping up everywhere. Winding down the weekend. (iordon and Steven play only the choicest house cuts.

I Passionality at Cube.

1 1.30pm---3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Shawn ensures that the weekend is staying alive with this post-weekend night of pleasing chartistry.

I Ross McMillan at Nico‘s. 9ptti~ltlttllllgliL Free. Weekly. Resident presents the cheesiest chart favourites to his Nico's friends.

I 3&3 at Bar 10. 7pmr-midnight. Free. Weekly. Relax with R&B tracksmithery and take advantage of the generous drinks promos at this classy city-centre bar.

I Scratch ‘n’ Sniff at .\tc(‘huill’s. ()pttt--lttttlttlgitt. Free. Weekly. New pre- club venture. featuring Danny Barbour playing house. garage and whatever else he fancies.

I Silly Sunday at the llalt Bar. 4pm~midnight. Free. 2 Jtiii only. Another batik holiday extravagan/a from the Suburban Funk (‘oiiiniand Marty. Scott. Bongo and Zippy take us on a magical mystery tour of house music. hip hop and whatever they bloody well feel like. Special guests this month are Laurence llughes. Simon (‘ordinerz ('alum Walker and a m_v.v!cry special guest. Those of you

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I Soulful Sundays at Tchai-Ovna.

3 7pm. Free. Weekly. lt‘s all conducive to a deep sense of chill: drink obscure teas. play chess. give your body a rest. Hosted by Raymondo and Rodriguez. (Fools Only). this is a soulful session to help rejoin the human race after the weekend's silliness.

I Sugar Shack at the Baby Grand (6 film Bank (iardens). 8[)t‘tt-~Itll(illlghl. Free. Weekly. A blend of funk. jazz. soul and Latin from DJ Marcelo.

I Sunday Social at the Arches. Monthly. Next date tbc.


I Bennet’s at Bennet‘s.

1 1.30pm ~3am. £3. Weekly. In which we are confronted by a strange parity. Tom plays tunes loved by twelve-year-old girls. plus some bangin’ handbag. to equally appreciative gay men. Funny old world.

I Bite at the (‘athouse 10.30pni—3am. Free before l 1.30pm; £2 (£1.50) after. Weekly. A milder mix of indie and rock than you'll find at the city‘s premier rock venue on Fri or Sat.

I Bump’n’Grind at the Velvet Rooms. 1 1pm 3am. £4 (£2). Wind down the weekend with DMG's mix of R&B and street soul.

I Chittlin’ I-Ioedown at the 13th Note (ate. 1 1pm -2am. £1. A new night devoted to pretty much whatever the DJs please. including dub. hip hop and electro with added splashes of indie stuff.

I Club Tropicana at the Garage (Attic). llpni-—3ani. £3 (£2). Weekly. illtllC. both classic and contemporary. with a healthy dose of Britpop.



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