I Gigantic at Barfly (formerly the 13th Note Club). 9pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Take on the persona of your chosen indie heroes. Frotn the fey Morissey. the baggy Happy Mondays and the too cool for skool Strokes. Gigantic plays all of the songs you need to hear without insulting the intelligence of the schmindie connoisseur. or being too clever.

0 Glasgow House Theory at the Renfrew Ferry. l()pm-—3am. £5. 5 Jul. Monthly. DJs Stuart Welsh. lan Fitzpatrick and Martin Todd deliver a mighty house selection for the sea-faring tnasses upon the good ship funk. This is all butressed by some tasty live sax and percussion.

I Glasnost at Alaska. 1 lptn—3am. £8 (£6). 5 Jul. Monthly. Glasnost take it back to their roots for this evening. with their enviable line up of residents. Dougal Perman (Radio Magnetic). Fudge Fingas. (Underground Solu'shn) Robin Murray (Kinky Afro). Matthew Bennet (Kinky Afro) and Mr Todd (Underground Solu‘Shn) supply the tuneage. so what are you waiting for‘.’

I Global Love at Archaos. llpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Huge clubs need huge nights. Progressive house and trance is served up by resident Lisa Littlewood. and lapped up by a nicely suited and booted crowd of young people.

I Goodtoot at the Riverside Social. Midnight—3am. £5. 5 Jul. Monthly. Motown. northern soul and the cream of all things funky are laid down with love by Goodfoot residents Chris. Barry and Scott. Gives you a wartn feeling inside. really.

I Haptic at the Vault. Next date 19 Jul. I Hustle and Bustle at Babaza. 6pm—3am (DJ s frotn l lptn). Free before I lpm. £5 after. Weekly. Paul Traynor and Stewart McCallum rip it up with some highly charged R&B and hip hop mixed with funky and funkier tracks.

I In at the Deep End at Ad Lih.

l lpm—3am. £5. Weekly. Ad Lib clear the tables away once again as Richard and lndica take control. Jackin‘ beats and solid grooves dominate while Bigfoot Monkey provides the fittest quality live percussion.

I Life at Life. l()pm-3am. Free before midnight. £7 after. Weekly. Kevin McFarlane (Beat 106) and Gordon Miller take on the two rooms with a solid funk. soul. garage and old-school classics selection.

I Latin Fever at Havana. 9pm—2am. Free. Weekly. DJ Keith D spins up some Columbian. Cuban. New York and African salsa. adding a twist of Latin chart. R&B and global beats to the rhythmical stew. Tasty.

I Loose Joints at Barfly (formerly the l3th Note Club) (downstairs). l()pm—3am. £4 (£3). W ‘ekly. Classic dancefloor madness from the Loose Joint crew. A musical range of about 40 years yields a huge selection of funk. jazz and soul masterpieces. Wind your body. wriggle your belly.

I Juice at the Glasgow School of Art.

I lpm—3am. £7 (£5—£6). Weekly. Another night of tech-house greatness from the art school. What with the number of fantastic guests this venue has been attracting of late. it's no wonder that its resident nights are also of a very high standard. Just mind those podiums. right'.’ I Mad Dog at the Soundhaus. Next date 26 Jul.

I Keeping it Sound at the Medicine Room Bar. 8pm—lam. Free. Weekly. A hybrid of DJ sets and live performance. with nods to all the funkiest and deepest house sources. In coming weeks the night will be playing host to some of the coolest underground outfits around.

I Midi Hi-Fi at the Glasgow School of Art. Next date the.

I Jackin’ at MAS. l lpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Good residents. a smart venue and a usually attractive crowd make this one of Glasgow‘s bUsiest weekly Fri nighters. Billy Woods. Danny

Sharkey and Marcello Della Croce assume the position. so to speak. All of this and a cracking new sound system makes for a great night out.

0 Monox at the Soundhaus.

l lpm—5am. £8 (£6). 19 Jul. Monthly. Techno. electro and house madness frotn brilliant Glasgow boy Dan Monox. He's also rafted in some class guests. too- Creme de Menthe. ()scarr. Disko B and Dr Tentacle provide the musical perver- sion.

I National Pop League at thdside Social Club. Next date 26 Jul. I The Noo Groove at Ad Lih. Next date 26 Jul.

I Nurture at Club 6‘). £5. 12 Jul. Monthly. Dan Monox provides the house and techno entertainment with the guys from Bis: interesting.

I Offset at Cube. 1 [pm—3am. £5. Weekly. The Sole collective are in session for another night of top class house. new jazz. and rare groove. ()ne of the best weeklies in town.

I Playhaus at Soba. Next date the.

I Pressure at the Arches. Next date 26 Jul.

I Public Spirit at Budda. l [pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Jon Da Silva is one of those DJs who will. for the rest of his days. find the words ‘the legendary" tacked on to the start of his natne. He and the Adorphiliacs are having their weekly party at this tnighty venue. so be in effect.

I Pure at the Velvet Rooms. l()pm—3am. £6 (£4). £3 before tnidnight. Weekly. Music for adults. Rotational residents play R&B and hip hop in the upstairs arena while the downstairs lounge gets the funky soul treatment from Billy Milligan. Note: don't confuse this with the legendary Iidinburgh techno night of the satne natne. That‘d be stupid. I Red and Gold Room at Arta. l()pm-3am. Free before I lpm. £7 after. Weekly. DJ Keith I) pops up to spin only the fittest salsa and Latin tunes to a very well heeled Arta crowd.

I Seismic at Ad-Lih. Next date the.

I Submit Reponse at Barfly (formerly the l3th Note Club) (upstairs). l()pm-‘3am. Free before I lpm; £4 after. 5 Jul. Fortnightly. Journalists are jUst failed musicians. aren‘t they? No: journalists are actually now DJs. as evidenced by ntusic loving Jack Mottram and Leon McDermott. who host this night of aural eclectica. Everything will be thrown into the mix. so keep the ears peeled.

I Super Scientists at Club 69. Next date the.

0 Syntax and Unity Reggae at the Soundhaus. l lpm—5am. £8 (£6). 5 Jul. Monthly. ()ne room is excellent techno. the other is excellent reggae. There’s no soundclash here though. this is all good. I Tantra at Trash. l()pm--3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Wall-to-wall drunk people: wahey! Lisa Littlewood and Iain Thomson play upfront house to a packed dance floor. with DJ Robert playing funky house. disco and indie in room two.

I Test at Alaska. Next date 26 Jul.

I Tronicsole at the Arches.

l lpm—3am. £10 (£7). 5 Jul. Monthly. The fine Mr DJ Buck (Leaf recordings/Siesta records) joins the Tronicsole party this month. lixpect only the finest in cutting edge house and soleful goodttess in general. For this (law only. 'xi-Us! ' ('(In/ huldt’l's gel [3 riff/ill] (l(mr price all night long.

I Urban Groove at Club Budda.

l [pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Featuring the talents of Domenic Martin. who seatnlessly merges L'S house and garage. deep house. disco. soul. funk and jazz. while adding the odd dash of Latin and aim grooves.

Chart & Party

I Carwash at (El. l lpni--3atn. £3 (£2). Weekly. Why are so many enjoyable things had for you? A night of shameless fun. with disco. funk and soul classics. courtesy of the Garage's Gerry Lyons.

I Cheesy Pop at Qudos (QML‘ ). l()pm—Zam. £2 (£1). Weekly. Students and up to four guests. Weekly. A riotous evening. and one from which few escape unetnbarrassed.

I Envy at Destiny. l()pm—3am. £5 before 1 1pm; £6 after. Weekly. Mainly charty dance action frotn the huge club that tries to cover all bases. Make sure you iron your shirt.

I Love Bug at the Garage. l().3()pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Insanely busy night of party tunes for students and youngsters.

I The Shack at Shack. l().3()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Whatever your bag. chart. dance or party. DJ Hanlan should hit the spot with his mix of stupid grinning tunes. I Shag at Fury Murrys l lptn—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Get your first shag down a dark staircase off St linoch‘s Square. Drunken party tunes from Mark and James G. ‘No one forgets their first Shag.‘ they assure us. Blimey.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 9pm—3am. £6 before 1 lpm; £7 after. Weekly. A party-up set taking in dancefloor faves from the 60s to the present day.

Glasgow Saturdays

Pre-club

I Bubblin’ Under at the Arches Cafe Bar. 9plll-—llildnlghl. Free. 2‘) Jun. Fortnightly. Go subterranean in one of the city‘s most attractive bars/cafes. DJ Dave Moore is just the man to take care of the grooves.

I Chillin’ at Havana. 8pm midnight. Free. 13 Jul. Fortnightly. Premier Asian music DJ RF gets down and dirty with a selection of R&B. bhangra and hip hop. Chunky funky.

I The Corinthian at the Corinthian. 9pm--late. Free. Weekly. Laid-back tunes to complement the stunning surroundings of the Corinthian‘s tnain bar.

I Cul de Sac at the Cul de Sac. 9pm--midnight. Free. 6 Jul. Fortnightly. A DJ of sotne calibre. Michael Peck. cuts and scratches his way through the delectable record bag with everything from hip hop to funk. from house to the best of the rest.

I Dirty Wriggles at the Variety Bar. ()ptn—midnight. Free. Weekly. A techno'n’electro pre-club set from Dirty Wriggles of Mystec Beatl.

I Electric Cafe at West l3. 8.30pm—tnidnight. Free. DJs Robotnik attd Ghettohead (aka Steven and John from Bis) showcase the best in synthetic

I Fake at Bar 10. 9pm «midnight. Free. W 'ekly. Fake DJs Jim Hutchison and Brian Murnin take to the decks to deliver a killer pre-club set in this beautiful. cool and classy city centre pub.

I Fourward Thinking at Four Cafe Bar (CCA). 9pm--midnight. Free. Weekly. Beats and breaks characterise this pre-club session at the C(‘A. Just the ticket.

I Freakmoves at the School of Art (front gallery). l()ptn—3atn. £6 (£5 (£4): £3.50 GSA students. Weekly. Classy. diverse set from the collective best known for their hip hoppin' skills. A chance to sample the flavour in more intimate surroundings. along with Divine and My Machines upstairs.

I Groucho St Judes at (iroucho St Judes. 9pm ~midnight. Free. Weekly. Hi- Fi Sean spins old and contemporary hip hop. disco. funk and electro to the beautiful people of this upmarket drinkerie.

I Mapuchi at Moloco. 7— l lpm. Free. Weekly. DJ Marcello digs deep in the vinyl vaults to unearth the best in funk. soul. jazz and Latin.

I Miso at the Captain’s Rest. 6ptn---midnight. Free. 6 Jul. Fortnightly. A new night brought to you by the people behind Glasgow‘s Burnt ()ttt

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festival. lixpect to hear all kinds of music frotn folk to electronica. Featuring live acoustic. toned-down electronic performances. DJ sets and \‘J sets.

I Paddy Power at the Variety Bar. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. It‘s a case of the music reflecting the venue. The adtnirably eclectic DJ Paddy tires on everything frotn Brian lino to ['nderground Resistance. More power to his stylus.

I Paul Rea at Nico’s. 9pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Club hits and chart favourites for the loved tip .\'ico‘s customers.

I House Frenzy at Revolution.

8pm midnight. Free. Weekly. Perfect pre-club tunage with the Revolution house residents. Gets you in a very fttnky mood.

I Slick at Moda. 9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Barry Gemmel and Gordon Miller ease their way through the night with the very best in hottse. garage and R&B till 3am. Bit of class.

Club

I Bailamos at Havana. 9pm 2am. Free. Weekly. DJ Keith I) Brings you a world selection: salsa. R628. Latin chart action and whatever else that moves you. I Bennet’s at Bennet's.

l 1.30pm— 3am. £5. Weekly. Feel the goddamn funk as Shaun and Annie give the Bennet‘s party posse exactly what they want: commercial dance mixed with a selection of 70s. Xlls and 90s hits. I Caledoniasoul at the Woodside Social. Next date tbc.

I The Cathouse at the (‘athouse l().3()pm--3am. £3.50 (£2.50) before

l l.30pin: £4 after. Weekly. Indie. rock. grunge and beats across two floors at one of the best attended cltths in town. I Club Cuba! at Cuba .\'orte.

9pm 2am. Free. Weekly. Get in touch with your Latin spirit at this classy night of dance. The finest Latino beats are supplied by Duncan. Farah and Shannon and make sure you arrive early to guarantee entry.

I Club 69 at Rocksy's Basement. l3 Jul. Monthly. lilectronic bamboo/lenient: it's the new rock'n'roll. This is its Altamont with the darkest. craziest tech-house on the planet being played out by the inimitable Martin and liwan. This month they have a great guest in the forth of DJ Assault.

I Cube Class at Cube. 1 1pm 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Proving that this venue didn't die with the Sub Club. Cube is now httgely successful in its own right. ()ld-school house classics and up-to- date anthems are the order of the day at this packed Sat nighter. thanks to tnain room man Matt Le Fttnk. In the back DMG serves up R&B.

I Debunk at the Vault (25 Queen St). 10.30pm 3am. £8. 6 Jul. Monthly. Forbes and Mallorca Lee provide the in- llight entertainment as they take you on a journey through trance. dance. chance and maybe even France.

I Disco Inferno at the Renfrew Ferry. 9.30pm 2am. £8 (£6). 6 Jul. Monthly. DJ Love. Mick Silyet' ttlld .\l(‘ ()tis spin funk classic upstairs. and downstairs Funkmaster Fryer and DJ Casanova appease the nice people wearing disco clothes.

I Disco X at the Soundhatts.

llpm~ 5am. £6. l3 Jul. Monthly. Members and guests only. The ttsual confusion of disco. funk. house and techno with Dal. Dandy and Spanned

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