listings Clubs

£4 (£2). Weekly. Mod and funk in the light room is complemented by indie classics in the back. Classic formula in nice surroundings.

I FUN at Cube. 1 1.30pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Same crew as the Mon night. really. but that doesn‘t mean a let-up in the craziness. Shawn and Georgy-boy man the decks.

I Juicy Tuesdays at the Velvet Rooms.l 1pm—3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Billy Milligan spins student classics in the upstairs suite while Scott McMillan plays R&B and hip hop in the downstairs ; lounge. '

Chart & Party

I GI at Archaos. llpm—3am. £3 (£2). . Weekly. Dave Gilmour and Mike Winters provide the cheezy pop and party anthems to the party minded students.

I Laid at Shack. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The Shack is one of the busiest clubs in town right now. This is a night of simple but piquant pleasure. Pum up the volume.

I Sgooting Stars at the Garage.

1 lpm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Gerry and Iain keep the drunk kids happy with charty house and po hits.

I The Shimmy lub at Bennet‘s.

1 1.30pm—3am. £3 (£1.50). Weekly. A straight-ish and studenty night at the gay venue. with Raymond Davren maintain- ing the party atmosphere.

I TIT at Trash. 10.30pm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson and Scott Free spin garage and house in the main room. while DJ Robert keeps the kids




I Ad-Lib 1 I 1 Hope Street. 248 6645. I Air Organic 36 Kelvingrove Street.

564 5201.

I Alaska 142 Bath Lane. 248 1777. 5 I Archaos 25 Queen Street. 204 3189.

I The Arches Midland Street (off Jamaica Street). ()901 ()22 ()300.

I Asylum 70 Cowcaddens Road. 332 0681.

I Babaza 25 Royal Exchange Square. 204 0101.

I Bennet’s 80 Glassford Street. 552 5761.

I Blackfriars 26 Bell Street. 552 5924.

I Bonkers 67 Hope St. 248 5884.

i entertained with plenty of cheese in

I room two. Girls: diamante boob tubes 5 are a must. otherwise you could look ' slightly underdrcssed.

: Wednesdays


I Fluid at the Polo Lounge.

10pm—lam. Free. Weekly. DJ Wayne Dixon mixes up classic funk. soul and

? disco with a dash of contemporary . tuneage. and there are half-price cock-

tails to make sure things go with a swing.

3 I Mark Robb at the C ul de Sac.

9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Mark

3 Robb of Buff Club fame provides the

retro funk and soul grooves to the West End massive.

t I Moda at Moda. 8pm—1am. Free.

Weekly. Smooth and soulful R&B with DJ Niall. at one of the swankiest looking

venues in town. I Post at Bloc. Next date 28 Aug.

I Russell’s at Russell’s. 9—1 1pm. Free. Weekly. DJ Yaw brings his world

masic extravaganza to the yuppie mass-

es. I Salsa Fuente at Havana.

8pm—midnight. £4. Weekly. Salsa class

followed by salsa DJ Jorjito through till

closing time.

I Samba with Thaissa! at (‘uha Norte. 7pm—midnight. £5. Weekly. Another good alternative to the house. techno and cheesy nights that dominate Glasgow‘s nightlife. Learn samba carni- val style as well as chilling out to samba

I Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 5660.

I The Cathouse 15 Union Street. 248 6606.

I CCA 350 Sauchiehall Street. 352 4900.

I The Oran 1038 Argyle Street. 248 688 I.

I Cuba Norte 17 John Street. 429 3848.

I Cube 34 Queen Street. 226 8990. I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 8899.

I Eat Drink Man Woman 34—44 King St. 552 9227.

I Fury Murry’s 96 Maxwell Street. 221 651 1.

I The Garage 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 ll2().

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Renfrew Street. 332 (1691.

I Glasgow University Union 32 University Avenue. 339 8697.

I The Griffiny 266 Bath Street. 339 8697.

I Groucho St Judes 190 Bath

reggae beats. Or move upstairs to the tapas bar and get a bit ambient.

I TMA at Bachus. 8pm-lam. Free. Basement beats and electro from DJ real (Mad Dog). Matt (Keep on Keeping On) and Tycho (live).


I Bennet’s at Bennet‘s.

I 1.30pm—3am. £2.50 (£1.50). Weekly. Sara takes control once more in the club famous for madness and an. ahem. liber- al chat up policy.

I Elastilt at Barfly (formerly the 13th Note Club). 1 1pm-3am. £2. Weekly. DJ Ona (aka Amanda from Bis) and DJ Mingo-go. take over the musical selec- tion for the foreseeable future while 803 takes a break to concentrate on other things. Injecting some much needed oestrogen into the world of DJing and playing some damn fine electro mixed into a randomly selected soundscape.

I FAB at Babaza. I 1pm-3am. Free before 1 1pm: £4 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Skud blends garage. R&B and funky house. playing to a dressed-up crowd who help to make this one of the busiest midweek nights in Glasgow.

I Joints and Jams at Cube.

1 1pm-3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. In the back room Harry B and Brian T present

. Loungin'. a selection of funky tracks and i laid~back tunes. while in the main room. 1 a rotating roster of DJs supply R&B. hip hop and soul.

i I The Jumpin’ Hot Rhythm and Blues Club at the Velvet Rooms.

i 9pm—lam. £3 (£2). Weekly. New night of

live music with a resident band playing R&B. swing. and basically anythang with a groove.

I People Music at MAS.

l lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. New night of hip hop and house from two of the better underground Glasgow boys. Michael Peck and Tom Reeve rack them up and knock them down. Great for a Wed.

I Shackass at Shack. 10.30pm-3.30am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The. er. inimitable DJ Toast spins the finest in chart classics. with a healthy smattering of cheese also.

Chart & Party

I Flt at Archaos. 1 lpm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Absolutely colossal student night with John Richardson and Gus Michaels supplying cheesy pop, party anthems and commercial house.

I Klass at Destiny. 10pm-3am. £2 before 1 1pm; £3 after. Weekly. A night aimed at those who fancy a party night out but can‘t stand those pesky kids clut- tering u the dance floor. Over 285 only. I M la at Media. 1 lpm-3am. £3. Weekly. Chartistry. karaoke and a rake of booze: what more could you possibly ask for? Drinks promos are the real bonus (all drinks £1 before lam).

I Souped Up at the Garage. 10.30pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. You should know the score here. and if you don‘t then you must have been residing in a cave for the last ten years. Daft pop and studenty madness at the busiest cheesefest in town.

Street. 331 5171.

I 92 474 Sauchiehall St (behind the Garage). 353 31 l I.

I Havana 50 Hope Street. 248 4466. I Life (basement of Corinthian).

I91 Ingram Street. 552 | 101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 221 6362

I The Living Room 5 Byrcs Road. 339 851 l.

I MAS 29 Royal Exchange Square. 221 7080.

I The Medicine Room 30-32 Cathedral Square. 552 3519.

I Moloco I287 Argyle Street. 334 4813.

I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 421 Sauchiehall Street. 333 9637

I O’Henry’s t4 Drury Street. 248 3751.

I Pivo Pivo, 15 Waterloo Street. 564 8100

I Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street. 553 1221.

I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 University Gardens. 339 9784.

I Beds. 375 Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635.

I Riverside Club Fox Street. 569 7287.

I Rocksy’s Basement 40 New Sneddon Street. Paisley. 552 5791.

I The Shack 193 Pitt St. 332 7522.

I Soba l 1 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404.

I Soundhaus 47 Hydepark Street. 221 4659.

I Spy Bar 153 Bath Street. 221 7711. I Tchai-Ovna 42 Otago Lane. 357 4524.

I Tempus CCA. 350 Sauchiehall Street. see above.

I 13th Note 260 Clyde Street. 243 2177

I The Tunnel 84 Mitchell Street. 204 1000.

I Variety Bar 40|Sauchiehall Street, 332 4449.

I The Velvet Rooms 520 Sauchiehall Street. 332 0755.

I The Woodside Social Club 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643. I Yang 33 Queen Street. 248 8484.

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l DAN l H. (‘. JACKSON

We were somewhere on the M8 when the Sweetheart Stout began to take hold. Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like giant midges. Very soon, I knew we would be completely twisted. But there was no going back and no time to rest. Deejay registration for the Masonic 400 was already underway and l was to perfonn at the biggest orange walk in the history of men in aprons... l was after all a professional Disc Jockey and had an obligation to play for good or


The boot was loaded up with more uppers. downers. screamers and laughers than a playground in Easterhouse. We had also taken enough 20-20. Special Brew and Buckfast to drown a jakey. There is nothing in the world more helpless. irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Buckfast binge.

My Samoan attorney Dr Twitch took the wheel.....

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