Kiltie. Billy Woods and Amanda Price. I Crash at the Shed. l().3()pm—2am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Crash into the weekends with this hugely popular night with the Southside set. Garage DJ Gerry Lyons hosts the main hall with the ultimate eclectic party soundtrack and DJ Dave Mulholland (Cube) takes the helm in the Loft upstairs with a night of classic R&B.

I Flaming Dice Club at Glasgow School of Art. Next date 25 ()ct.

I Foresight at Club 6‘). Next date 12 ()ct.

I Fresh at the Polo Lounge.

I Ipm—3am. £5. Weekly. Michelle and Andy take charge of the musical duties in this delicious Merchant City mixed club. Whether you're in the Trophy Room or on the dancefloor. the tunes will fuel your happiness.

I Fuel at Fuel (Bishopbriggs). l().3()pm—2am. £4. Weekly. New club venture frotn the GI group. who are attempting to expand the average Glaswegian‘s idea of what weekending means. Paul Rea plays club classics. R&B. funk and anythang with a groove. Southside and Northside it's starting to get like London in here. A wee bit.

I Funk Room at the Arches.

I Ipm—3am. £6 (£5). 20 Sep. Monthly. Residents night at the funkfest. with Andrew Divine and Simon Hodge of Big Beat. Class. For this date only ‘A-Ust' eon] holders gel 50% off door prit'e all night long.

I Gigantic at Barfly (formerly the 13th Note Club). 9pm-—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Take on the persona of your chosen indie heroes. From the fey Morissey. the baggy Happy Mondays and the too cool for skool Strokes. Gigantic plays all of the songs you need to hear without insulting the intelligence of the schtnindie connoisseur. or being too clever.

I Glasgow House Theory at the Renfrew Ferry. Next date the.

I Glasnost at Alaska. I Ipm—3am. £l()(£8). 4 ()ct. Monthly. Thomas Brinkmann is special DJ guest. and is flanked (that was flanked) by Dougal Perman (Radio Magnetic). Rob]. (Kinky Afro) and Mathew Bennett (Kinky Afro). The end is nigh for Alaska.

I Global Love at Archaos.

l Ipm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Huge clubs need huge nights. Progressive house and trance is served tip by resident Lisa Littlewood. and lapped up by a nicely suited and booted crowd of young people.

I Goodfoot at the Riverside Social. Next date 4 ()ct.

I Haptic at the Vault. 28 Sep. Haptic's residency continues downstairs from Yang. Housin‘. rockin and blowin‘ up this spot. this is good news for Queen Street.

I Low Level at Vault. I lpm~3am. £6 (£5). 4 ()ct. Monthly. New night with the IImJum DJs Scott Free. Paul Ingram and Craig Latta. and a smattering of worthy guests. They spin funky house for your delectation.

I Hustle and Bustle at Babaza. 6pm 3am (DJs from I lpm). Free before I Ipm; £5 after. Weekly. Paul Traynor and Stewart McCallum rip it up with some highly charged R&B and hip hop mixed with funky and funkier tracks.

I In at the Deep End at Ad Lib.

I Ipm—3am. £5. Weekly. Ad Lib clear the tables away once again as Richard and lndica take control. Jackin' beats and solid grooves dominate while Bigfoot Monkey provides the fittest quality live percussion.

I Life at Life. l()pm-a3am. Free before midnight; £7 after. Weekly. Kevin McFarlane (Beat 106) and Gordon Miller take on the two rootns with a solid funk. soul. garage and old-school classics selection.

I LiveVEvil at Glasgow School of Art. Next date II Oct.

I Latin Fever at Havana. ‘)pm~2am. Free. Weekly. DJ Keith I) spins tip some

Columbian. Cuban. New York and African salsa. adding a twist of Latin chart. R&B and global beats to the rhythmical stew. Tasty.

I Keeping it Sound at the Medicine Room Bar. Spin—lam. Free. Weekly. A hybrid of DJ sets and live performance. with nods to all the funkiest and deepest house sources. In coming weeks the night will be playing host to some of the coolest underground outfits around. such as Rhumbustilication playing dub. ska and rocksteady on 20 Sep.

I Midi Hi-Fi at the Glasgow School of

Art. Next date tbc.

I Jackln’ at MAS. 9pm—3am. Invitation only. Weekly. Marcello Della Croce. Billy Woods. Danny Sharkey are the hosts at this class Friday house session.

0 Monox at the Soundhaus.

l Ipm—5am. £8(£6). 20 Sep. Big one for the Monox crew as K Alexi of 3l2 Records frotn Chicago comes by for a bit of tech-rocking madness. This is gonna blow up this spot.

I National Pop League at Woodside Social Club. 9pm—2am. £3(£2). 27 Sep. Monthly. They play postpunk. indie and C86 at this frugfest up west. Check it out. For this date only ‘A-Usl'eurd holders get £2 ojf door price all night long.

I The N00 Groove at Ad Lib.

l l.3()pm--3am. £5. After the success of their first birthday bash. it‘s into the second year with Nick and Brian. lixpect soul. jazz. Latin. Reg 'ae. Disco and Nu from the masters of the Party.

I Nurture at Club 69. Next date tbc. 0 Offset at Cube. l()pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. This party is with residents Geoff M and Stevie Sole. Martin Hesketh and John Lyons. and on 27 Sep they welcome the mighty jackin' garage kings Bobby and Steve. Then. on 4 ()ct. there‘s another great garage session. as Joey Negro takes to the decks. So good. 0 Pressure at the Arches.

l Ipm—3am. £18. 27 Sep. Monthly. Big fave Derrick Carter takes on the hordes at this month's Pressure session. Also in full effect are Slam. Marco Carola. Brian Zents. Stuart Patterson and Tim Deluxe. I Public Spirit at Budda. I Ipm-3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Jon Da Silva is one of those DJs who will. for the rest of his days. find the words ‘the legendary" tacked on to the start of his name. He and the Adorphiliacs are having their weekly party at this mighty venue. so be in effect.

I Pure at the Velvet Rooms. l()pm—3am. £3 before midnight: £6 (£4) after. Weekly. Music for adults. Rotational residents play R&B and hip hop in the upstairs arena while the downstairs lounge gets the funky soul treatment from Billy Milligan. Note: don‘t confuse this with the legendary Edinburgh techno night of the satne name. That‘d be stupid.

I Radar at Glasgow School of Art.

I |pm--3am. £6 (£4—£5). 2() Sep. Monthly. Radar return to their old gaff with Miscreat and Mungo's Hi-Fi to blow the shit out of the art school set. Anyone who‘s witnessed a Radar session in the past will know what to expect. There‘s live digital visions from Pointless Creations. and Dub action in the nooks and Crannies.

I Red and Gold Room at Arta. l()pm—3am. Free before I Ipm; £7 after. Weekly. DJ Keith I) pops up to spin only the fittest salsa and Latin tunes to a very well heeled Arta crowd.

I Screwtape Outsider Music at West l3. 9pm—2am. Free. 27 Sep. Monthly. Avant-rock. wayward jazz and odd old funk and folk. played by the Screwtape DJ. The world needs nights like these.

I Seventh Heaven at Seventh Heaven. l()pm—3am. £7. Weekly. Soul. funk and R&B. supplied by Bob Jefferies at this new bar and clth in the (‘haring Cross area of the city. Check it. I Shakra at the Riverside Club.

listings Clubs

I Super Scientists at Club ()9. Next

date tbc.

I Syntax and Unity Reggae at the Soundhaus Next date the.

I Tantra at Trash. l()pm -3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Wall-to-wall drunk people: wahey! Lisa Littlewood and Iain Thomson play upfront house to a packed dance floor. with DJ Robert playing funky house. disco and indie in room two.

I Tronicsole at the Arches. Next date 4 ()ct.

I Urban Groove at Clth Budda.

I Ipm-3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Featuring the talents of Domenic Martin. who seamlessly merges I’S house and garage. deep house. disco. soul. funk and jazz. while adding the odd dash of Latin and afro grooves.

Chart & Party

I Carwash at G2. I Ipm--3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Why are so many enjoyable things had for you'.’ A night of shameless fun. with disco. funk and soul classics. courtesy of the Garage‘s Gerry Lyons.

I Cheesy Pop at Qudos tQMt.’ ). l()pm-2am. £2 (£1 ). Weekly. Students and up to four guests. A riotous evening. and one from which few escape unembarrassed.

I Envy at Destiny. l()pm-3am. £5 before I lpm; £6 after. Weekly. Mainly charty dance action from the huge club that tries to cover all bases. Make sure you iron your shirt.

I Love Bug at the Garage.

10.30pm ~3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Insanely busy night of party tunes for students and youngsters.

I The Shack at Shack.

l().3()pm 3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Whatever your bag. chart. dance or party. DJ Hanlan should hit the spot with his mix of stupid grinning tunes.

I Shag at Fury Mtirry"s. l Ipm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. (let your first shag down a dark staircase off St Iinoch's Square. Drunken party tunes from Mark and James G. ‘No one forgets their first Shag.‘ they assure us. Blimey.

I Strawberry Fields at Strawberry Fields. 9pm— 3am. £6 before I Ipm; £7 after. Weekly. A party-up set taking in dancefloor faves from the 60s to the present day.

Glasgow Saturdays

Pro-club

I Aerodynamico at Bar ()1. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. The stupendously cool Aerodynamico kick off what will be one of the coolest pre- club sessions in town at this. one of the coolest bars in the Merchant City. Broken beats ahoy!

I Billy Woods at Republic Bier Halle. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Traxx dude Woods stokes all you bad boys tip fora ni yht on the slippery tiles.

I DJ hico at Bloc. ()ptn—midnight. Free. Weekly. DJ Chico plays eclectic world beats and anything with a swing. I Bubblin’ Under at the Cafe Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. 2| Sep. Fortnightly. Go subterranean in one of the city‘s most attractive bars/cafes. DJ Dave Moore is just the man to take care of the grooves.

I Caledonia Soul at Woodside Social. 9pm~ 2am. £5. 28 Sep. Monthly. Regulars Scotch Martin and Big Lenny extend the funky hand of kindness to guest Rimmcr of Birmingham. This is gonna blow the northern soulful crew into orbit.

I Chillin’ at Ilavana. 8pm midnight. Free. 2l Sep. Fortnightly. Premier Asian music DJ RF gets down and dirty with a selection of R&B. bhangra and hip hop. Chunky funky.

I The Corinthian at the (‘ot-intliian. ()pm late. Free. Weekly. Laid—back tunes to complement the stunning surroundings of the Corinthians main bar.

I Cul de Sac at the Cul de Sac. ()ptn—midnight. Free. 28 Sep. Fortnightly. A DJ of some calibre, Michael Peck cuts and scratches his way through the delectable record bag with everything from hip hop to funk. from house to the best of the rest.

I Dirty Wriggles at the Variety Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. A techno‘n‘electro pre-club set from Dirty Wriggles of Mystec Beatz.

I Electric Cale at West 13. 8.30pm—midnight. Free. DJs Robotnik and Ghettohead (aka Steven and John from Bis) showcase the best in synthetic

pop.

I Elliots at Elliots. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Keith Pyper in charge as he spins soulful house and garage for the Elliots massive. Drinks promos are also cool.

I Fake at Bar 10. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Fake DJs Jim Hutchison and Brian Murnin take to the decks to deliver a killer pre-club set in this beautiful. cool and classy city centre pub.

I Fourward Thinking at Four Cafe Bar (CCA). 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Beats and breaks characterise this pre-club session at the CCA. Just the ticket.

I Fneakmoves at the School ofArt (front gallery). l0pm—3am. £6 (£4—£5); £3.50 GSA students. Weekly. Classy. diverse set from the collective best known for their hip hoppin’ skills. A chance to sample the flavour in more intimate surroundings. along with Divine and My Machines upstairs.

I Groucho St Judes at Groucho St Jutles. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Hi- Fi Sean spins old and contemporary hip hop. disco. funk and electro to the beautiful people of this upmarket drinkerie.

I Jon Mancini at Edwards. Spin—midnight. Free. 28 Sep. Fortnightly. Colours main man Mancini plays out at this respectable bar on the Sauchie of the hall street.

I Mapuchl at Moloco. 7—l Ipm. Free. Weekly. DJ Marcello digs deep in the vinyl vaults to unearth the best in funk. soul. jazz and Latin.

I Paddy Power at the Variety Bar. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. It‘s a case of the music reflecting the venue. The admirany eclectic DJ Paddy tires on everything from Brian Eno to Underground Resistance. More power to his stylus.

I Paul Rea at Nico‘s. 9pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Club hits and chart favourites for the loved up Nico's customers.

I House Frenzy at Revolution. 8pm—midnight. Free. Weekly. Perfect pre-club tuneage with the Revolution house residents. Gets you in a very funky mood.

I Slick at Moda. 9pm—3am. Free. Weekly. Barry Gemmel and Gordon Miller ease their way through the night with the very best in house. garage and R&B till 3am. Bit ofclass.

I Surfer’s Paradise at Walkabout. 6pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. New pre- clubber with DJ Louise providing the party action at the bottom of the UGC. Hopefully. Kangaroo burgers will not be in evidence.

Club

I Bailamos at Havana. 9pm-«2am. Free. Weekly. DJ Keith D brings you a world selection: salsa. R&B. Latin chart action and whatever else moves you.

I Bennet’s at Bennet‘s.

l l.3()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. Feel the goddatnn ftmk as Shaun and Annie give the Bennet's party posse exactly what they want: commercial dance mixed with a selection of 70s. 80s and 90s hits. I Call a Meeting at (‘(‘A.

8.30pm 2am. Free. 2| Sep. Monthly. The French boys take over this month. Benoit and Jerome educate us in the way of the (iallic groove.

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