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Moore the 'er mem I As far as Insrder's concerned. satirist Michael Moore is a known known. InSIder knows Moore can be relied upon to be a thorn in the side of the George Bush administration. along wrth any other assholes who connive to rid the world of peace. It was a fully known known, then. that Moore would make an impaSSioned acceptance speech at the Oscars ceremony. where Bowling for Columbine won an award. lambasting Bush and his war for orl. It was an unknown known, but very nearly a known known. that Moore would be booed by the more reactionary members of the Academy Awards crowd for taking the trouble to give a shit. And rt was very much a known known that host Steve Martin would make a few Crap jokes after Moore's speech. so that all those sensitive celebs in expenswe evening wear could Sit comfortably once mOre in Order to congratulate one another on being safe and sound in America . . . er. sorry. congratulate one another on being very. very talented. The final known known here is that Moore is. thankfully. followrng up his Oscar-Winning documentary wrth another (see Coming Not a man to 8000. page 4). 1. favour Currie

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