I Vibe :il Izj3o I lpm 3.:m 9.2. \Vcckl) \cu gm} night \HIII Jumcx Longuorlh on lhc (luln. Ihc Dancing; Stud \Iutlim. lhc SHIleth Ildll') Iilokcundthc511mm; \un Don‘t \.|_\ \xcdnln'l \\.1I'll.\.l

Edinburgh Wednesdays

Club

I Fleamarket Funk .u (‘qum-t Voltam- I lpm 3am. I; 3 41.21, \Vu-kl} Izdinhmghk om) haul xxxingm; Iunk oullil. lhc I'Icumurkcl hoxl Ihcn ncu \u'clxl) icxlilcnc} ol Inc Iunk. good lnm-x and pull} \IIM‘\. Somclmlcx lhc

GLASGOW

Pre-Club Venues:

I Air Organic 3o Kch Ingroxc SII'L'L'I. 504 520I.

I Blacktriars 3n Ilcll Strccl. 553 5934. I Bar 10 Ill \Iilchcll lune. 572 I443. I Bar 91 9| (limllcriggx. 552 52I I.

I Bar Ce Lona 4'72 Sauchichull Suu'l. H2 2525.

I Bar Jedi 239 Norlh IIi'liIgc. 204 Iolo. I Blacktriars 3h licll Sun-l. 553 5034. I Brel i9 Axhlon I.;mc. 342 40%.

I Cuba Norte I7 .Iohll SII‘L‘CI. 5.52 3505.

I Cul De Sac :\\Illon Innc. 334 424*). I Elliot's 20:20.5 Iigllll SII'L‘L'I. 243

300i).

I 54 Below i kclnngiow Sll'ccl. 357 5454.

I The Griffiny 200 Ball] Slrccl. 33l 5 I 7 I.

I Groucho St Judes I90 Bull] Sll‘ccl. 33I 5I7l.

I Havana 50 IIopc Sin-c1. 34x 44m».

I The Living Room 5 Il}l'c\ Road. 330 85] I.

I The Medicine Room 3033 ('ulhcdrul Squurc. 552 35 I9.

I Moloco 13R? :\l'§_"\lc Sim-i. 334 4543. I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 43I Sullclllcllull SII'L‘CI. 355 90.57

I Polo Lounge 34 \Vilwn Sim-l.

553 I22].

I Soba I I NIIIL’IIL‘II SII'CL‘I I.;lllL‘. 204 2404.

I Spy Bar l53 0th Sum. Ill 77! I. I Tchai-Ovna 43 (Mayo Lunc. 377 4524.

I Variety Bar 40ISuucIncImII Sim-i. 333 444‘).

Club Venues:

I I I I llopc SII'L‘L‘I. 243 (vb-l5. I Archaos 25 ()uccn Slrccl. 204 3189.

I‘Imnmkcl hcadllnc. \omcnmcs lhc} do a small warm up to! gum! Immlx \Valch out Ior .1 IIL‘dllll} mu oI L'I.l\\ln'\ liom IIL‘rUL'\ \llt'll in Al IIC Ill-x I'.III‘.I(I\ “and and Ro} .-\}Ic~ I).I \uppon comm Iiom lllL' (II) '\ IIIH\I IIL‘;I\}\\ L'lglll \L‘lct'IHlx

I Bling .il Po \'.1 .\'.i lllpm Kim I'ICC \Vcckl} I);i\ Id (Inn; 1.1} \ «Ioun IIIC IIIlL'\I Rxli and hip hop Irom Ihc I;i\l lcn )L‘ul'x

I Dipt :11 \chnm 10pm 3.1m {3112! \Vcckl}. (’Inlc and I.IIIIL' (‘IL'5L'III Illlx ncu mqu o! lhc Ik'xl III (I.I\\|( old \kiml hip hop. Illllk. \oul and Rtkli llolll \.i\l} I’ and I’ SI}I/. .‘\\'(UHI[KIIIIL‘\I h} bod}

I the ArChes \IHIIJIHI SIICCI loll Lungnm Sim-i I, mm 033 Moo I Asylum 7” (hm-mum Road. 333

003 I. I Bamboo SI \VL'5I RL'gCIII $0001. 32 I007/h.

I 200 (Ich SII'L'L‘I. 22I (LII—l

I Blanket (formerly Bed) 530 Sauchwhull Sin-cl. 3 32 0755.

I Bennet’s 90 (iluvlonl Sllu‘l.

552 57M.

I Budda I42 81 Vlnu-nl Slrccl. 221 5000,

I The Cathouse I5 l'nlon Slrccl. 248 (\000

I CCA 350 Suucluchull Slrccl. 352 4900 I Cube 34 Queen Sim-i. 33!» won.

I Fury Murry’s ()(l Mann-II Slrccl. 22I (I51 I.

I The Garage 4w SJUL‘IIIL'IMII Sin-cl. 3 32 I I20

I Glasgow School of Art HF RL‘IIII‘L'u SII'CCI. 5.52 II()9I.

I Glasgow University Union 33 l'mwrxu) .'\\cnuc. 339 Km".

I 92 424 Suuclm‘hull SI ihchiml lhc (inl'ugm. 353 3| I I.

I Life Hum-mull oI('orinlInuni. I9I Ingram Slrccl. 552 I I0].

I The Lighthouse .50 \Illt‘IIL‘II SII'L‘L‘I. 22l 0302

I MAS 29 Ro_\;il Iiu‘liungc Squurc. 22I 7050

I Media I42 RL‘IIIIL‘III SII'L‘CI. .572 III00. I Mercury I43 0th lane. 34x 17?": I Privilege N) IIopc Sircci. 204 5333. I Queen Margaret Student Union 22 l‘nixcrxil) (hu‘dcnx. 339 9784.

I Beds. 375 Suut‘hlchull Slrccl. 331 Io35.

I Renfrew Ferry (Inlc I’lucc. 553 0000.

I Riverside Club I"o\ Slrccl. SN) 7337. I Rocksy’s Basement 40 .\‘cu Sncddon SII’CL‘I. I’uhlc). .552 579I.

I The Shack I93 PM St. . 33 7533.

I Soundhaus 47 II}tIL'p;II'I\ Sum. 33I 4659.

I Sub Club 22 Jamaica Slrccl. 34s 4000.

I Tempus ('(':\. 350 Suuclnchull Slrccl. \L‘L‘ uhm c.

painlml dangcrx and (k'lt‘lhfli‘n combination that l\ \urc to pack .1 punch I Edutation .II Iago I0pm Run :2 \M‘ckl} \cu Rtkli nigh! Ilom I)J\ Iiccl .xml .I»I£( )\\ tIhIIlll}: out lhc Iin hop and ragga mlh Ihc ocumonal \urpnxc III \IUI'L' \llt‘II .l\ boob-01.0w U‘IIIC\I\. .\I(~\ and \umnm Rtklilfl‘k

I LOW Gravity .II IllL' l.I\|lll\I R00”) 10. illpm 3.1m {3 ‘12 I. Ircc lo Suhlunc IIICIIII‘CH \Vcckl}. (hunk) gloowx and I‘.I\\IIIIL'\ .u‘c lhc oulci oI lhc (In) u IIII (Ln) .\I.u' .md Iimn)

I Opal Lounge .0 “ml loungc 10pm idlll L" \VcckI}. \lulucck

I Note 200 (IHIL' SIIL‘L'I. 24‘ 31""

I The Tunnel x4 \liichcll Sin-cl. 304 moo

I Trash I3)" I’m Sim-1.5": 33“:

I The Up ’n Down Club Wm Molt-land Sum. ()uccnx link.

I Vault 25 ()uccn Slrccl. 204 3 I H9.

I The Velvet Rooms 530 Sullt‘lllclmll Sum-l. 3‘2 0755.

I The Woodside Social Club 32‘) Nol'lll \Voodxlilc Road 55" I04 i.

I Yang 55 QUL‘L'II SII‘L'L‘I. 24h 3434

EDINBURGH Pre-Club Venues: I Bam Bou (In/(F South Bmlgc. 556

0300. I Bar Union 353/358 (huguic. 55‘ 3730. I Beluga “In (.IlillIll‘CIN SII‘L‘L‘I. 02-3 4545,

I The City Cafe I‘Ilun' Sirch 33011135 I Cuba Horte l3): Morrison Sin-ct. 33I 0-199

I eh1 I97 IIIin Slrccl. 220 527"

I The Human Be-ln 3m \Vm (‘roxxmuxcugrv (m3 3300.

I Iguana 41 Lollnun Slrccl. 220 4288, I Magoo’s Basement 3? Wm Port. 221 I448.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) BUCCIL‘UCII Slrccl. on“, (i907.

I The Outhouse Ilroughlon Sum-l I.;lnL‘. 5.57 0063.

I Oxygen 3-5 Inl'u'nmr} Slrccl. 557 9997.

I Pivo 2 (3 (’ullon Road. 557 2925.

I The Pond 22 24 liulh Road. 467 3825.

I PopRokit 2 I’Icurd} Plant. 550 4272. I 0 Bar 5/II I,CIII1 Sll'ccl. 557 5830.

I Y0 Below ()0 Row SIrCL‘I. 220 0040.

Club Venues: I Berlin. 3 QIICCIhIL‘I'I') Slrccl Lunc. 4(17

72I5. I The Bongo Club 14 .\'cu Slrccl. 556 5204. I Cavendish/Diva Wm Touch)“. 32" 3252,

listings Clubs

\k‘\\l\\ll IIUIII 'l‘oh} Saltonsmll and III\ dm‘o. Rtkli. Iunk .md houw mmh up I Rude .II Mood 9pm 3.1m t3 \Mx‘lxl} \cu mqu o! Iunk}. lIll'I}. glamom Iillml houw Ilom It‘\I\ICIII\ V\Ic\ ;\\cl} .iml Kcri \ulh .i \nmllcnn; or local gunk

I Salsa . . . Salsita! .II II |3.uno 9pm Kim I-lc: “cg-kl} Hot and lit!) \.II\.I .u‘lion Irom lhc I-‘I I3.m'io I).I [mm

I Toxic .il ()pium I Ipm 3am I'Icc \Vcckl} \cu h.th .I\\ Iik'k .md mva nigh! lrom local III ol III I’cpulc (Inn: \IHIIJI. .IUIIII .lml Illx' iKIiI glltNI

I Cabaret Voltaire In W BLm Sum. :30 (\I-‘h

I 0.0. Blooms 2.5 24 (IICL'lhliIL‘ I'Idu‘. .550 93 ‘l

I The Citrus (inndla) Slum-l. o22 "050

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego). I’lmnl} Place. 4‘3 2434

I The Commplex (‘ommcu‘ml Sin-cl. l.C|Ill. .555 5022

I Ego I’lmnl} I’Iat'c. 4".\‘ "4 34

I El Barrio I04 \VN I’oil. 330 xxoi

I Eros/Elite I'UlIIIIdlII link. “undu- SIIL‘CI. 223 I001.

I The Establishment 3 Scmplc SII'CL'I. 229 22 ‘5

I Gaia KI”;v Slaltlm Road. 229 29-50

I The Honeycomb l5 1’ \‘nddr; Sin-cl. 530 5540

I The Liquid Room m- \iclom SII'L'CI. 22.5 2.504

I The Mambo “(WI 'IoIIcer. 44,2 “9|.

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) 30 39 Murlwl SII'L‘CI. 220-1224.

I Opal Lounge SI (II-myt- Suu-i. 33h

I Opium 7| ('ougulc. 225 3332.

I Peppermint Lounge In ('humhcrx SII'L'L‘I. 22.5 .5209

I p0 Na Na 45h l‘II‘L'tIL'I-ICh 50111. 220 2224.

I Potterrow lirixlo Squurc. (i50 9I95. I Prive Council 47 Ilunowr Sin-cl. 22.5 3303.

I Revolution 3| lollimn Road. 229 7070.

I Studio 24 (Hilton Road. 553 3753. I The Subway (1mgqu 22.5 (1700. I The Subway West End Inihmn Road. 229 9I97.

I The Union IIcrIoI Walt l'mwrxil}. RIL‘L‘UI'IUII, 4.5 I .55 i i.

I The Venue (Hilton Road. 557 3073 I The Wash 'I'hc Mound. 225 (il93, I The Watershed 44 Si Sicpllcn Slrccl. 220 3774.

I The Wee Red Bar Iidmhurgh ('ollcgc ()I .-\rl. LaurNon I’lucc. 229 I442. I Time 24;! l‘IL‘tlL'rIL‘IK Slrccl. 220 I220. I Why Not? I4 (icorgc Slrccl. 024 X3I I.

GLASGOW FABULOUS

Pe-pol of \\ Scotland... 9) J

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I can't believe the humans have elected Diamond Joe McConnell again - he was an inglorious Weasel King one termer.

Will you take another piece of shortbread Meenister

We need someone who can secure us the love of the people. Someone charismatic, handsome and articulate.

And who'll work for chicken carcasses.

You mean I'd never have to hunt for my own chickens