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In a new documentary. BERNARD MANNING leaves his beloved England for only the second time in his life. to perform some stand-up in India.

If you had just one day to live, who would you choose to spend it with? And why?

What's your least favourite country?

Who‘s the funniest young comedian in the country?

Who‘s the least funny comedian in the world ever? Tell us the punchline to your favourite joke? Who‘s worst: Chris Moyles. Chris Evans or Chris Morris?

Which time in history would you have loved to have lived? I‘:,O,." 1:]. .vv«,'.« ‘: ‘I r r.....

What’s your favourite biscuit?

What song would you hate to be played at your funeral? How big do you tip in restaurants?

Who would you like to play you in the film of your life? And who do you actually think would play you?

When did you last dance? What was the occasion? iiiut 1r 2 :5: r a. ' When did you last cry? What was the reason, and how long did the tears run for?

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