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GLASGOW

Pre-Club Venues:

I Air Organic 36 Kch ingrmc Strcct. 564 530].

I Blackfriars 36 Bcll Strcct. 552 5924. I Bar 10 Ill Mttcltcll Lane. 573 I443. I Bar 91 ‘)l ('ttntllcriggs. 553 53l l.

I Bar Ce Lona 472 Suttchicltull Street. 333 3538.

I Bar Jedi 339 North Bridge. 304 l6l6. I Blackfriars 36 Bcll Strcct. 552 5924. I Brel 39 :\\ltlon Lame. 343 4966.

I Cuba Norte 17 Juhn Stu-ct. 552 35ll5.

I Cul De Sac Ashton Lane. 334 474‘). I Elliot’s 303-305 Bath Strcct. 348

3060.

I 54 Below 3 kch ingrmc Street. 357 5454.

I The Griffiny 366 Bull] Strcct. 331 5|? l.

I Groucho St Judes Wt) Bath Street. 33] 5l7l.

I Havana St) llupc Slrcct. 243 4466. I The Living Room 5 Hum Road. 33‘) HSl l.

I The Medicine Room 36-33 (Xttltcdrul Squurc. 553 35W.

I Moloco I237 My} lc Strcct. 334 4M3. I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 42l Suuchichull Street. 333 9637

I Polo Lounge 34 Wilwn Strcct. 553 I22l.

I Soba l l .\lllL‘llCll Strcct l.ttttc. 304 3464.

I Spy Bar 153 Bath Strcct. 221 771 I. I Tchai-Ovna 43 ()tttgu Lunc. 357 4524.

I Variety Bar 40! Suuclnchull Strcct. 333 444‘).

Club Venues:

I Ad-Lib l l l llnpc Sll‘t‘cl. 343 6645. I Archaos 35 Queen Strcct. 304 3l.\'9.

GLASGOW FABULOUS

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I Opal Lounge .tl ()pul loungc lllprn 3am L3 \\L'Cl\l} \ltd\\cck \L'\\tt>n trout lob} Sultuuxtull and his tlrxcn. Rtkli. luuk :uttl llthL' tuttxlt up I Rude :tt \luml. 9pm 3.1111. :3 Wall}. \cu mng Ul lunk}. tltrt}. glamour llllL'll llnthc lltllll lL‘\ltlL'lll\ .\|c\ .-\\t't'} :intl Kcrr \\llll rt \mttttcrtng ul ltk‘dl gllcﬂx

I The Arches \lttlltrntl Strcct mtl lutttrttcu Strcct r. (Will U33 “3””

I Asylum all (31)“ (titlthlh Rthtl. 3‘33 ll6.\'l,

I BBMbOO 3i “CH chcttt Strccl. 3‘33 lll63/h.

I 36H (.l)le' Sll'L‘Cl. 33l ll4l4

I Blanket (formerly Bed) 520 Sgtucltichull Strcct. 3‘33 “355.

I Bennet’s 9t) (iluxxt'urtl Strcct.

553 5‘6l.

I Budda l43 St Vincent SlrL‘Cl. 33l 5660.

I The Cathouse I5 t'nmn Stu-ct. 24s 6606.

I CCA 350 Sztuchichull Strcct. 353 4966. I Cube 34 QthCll Strcct. 336 8990.

I Fury Murry’s 9i) .\l;t\\\cll Stu-ct. 33l 651 l.

I The Garage 490 Suttchichrtll Strcct. 333 l 130.

I Glasgow School of Art l6" chlrc“ Strcct. 333 “MI.

I Glasgow University Union 32 l’ntxcrxit} .-\\cnuc. 33‘) 86‘)".

I 92 474 Suucluchull St llk‘llllltl thc (inrrtgm. 35.3 3| ll.

I Life thuxcmcnt ot (‘urrnthrunn I‘ll Ingram Strcct. 553 lllll.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Stu-ct. 33l 6363

I MAS 39 l{o_\ul liwhuttgc Sqtrgrrc. 331 7080.

I Media 142 Remit-Id Stu-ct. 572 ()ltltl. I Mercury l43 llillll lune. 348 I"? I Privilege 60 llopc Strcct. 264 5233. I Queen Margaret Student Union 33 l'tmcrxit} (iurtlcnx. 339 9784,

I Reds. 375 Suttchichull Slrcct. 33l I635.

I Rentrew Ferry (lulc Plan: 553 0606.

I Riverside Club l-‘m Strcct. 569 72s“.

I Rocksy’s Basement 46 NC“ SllL‘tltltm Strccl. l’;tl\lL'). .553 579l.

I The Shack l‘)3 Pitt St. 332 "522.

I Soundhaus 47 ll}tlcptll‘l\ Strcct. 221 4659.

I Sub Club 33 Jumutcu Strccl. 348 4666.

I Tempus (‘(‘.-\. 350 SilllL‘lllL‘liilll Strcct.

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I Salsa . . . Salsita! .rt ll mm.» 9pm 3am l-rcc “ct-kl} Hut and tit-r} \.ll\.t tittruu llHtll tltc lzl litxrrm I” turn

I Toxic tit ()prum llpm :Jlll l'tcc \Vcclxl) \t'u hard .1“ ruck illlkl tttctttl night lrurn lmxtl |)J ul lll rcputc ('ltutc .\lntl.tt. Julttt .lllll the odd gucxt

Chart & Party

I Disco at Jongleurs .tl .lnttglcutx ttutlrugltt 3.1m 54113.1) \ug Scc llltl I Peppermint Lounge .tl l’cppcttutnt loungc lllptn 3am

I 13th Note 361) (‘llxtlc Stu-ct. 243 ‘1‘"

I The Tunnel 5'4 \lllt‘llcll Strccl. 3H4 Intro

I Trash It)“ l’tlt Stu-ct. 5‘2 33“2

I The Up ’n Down Club \\C\l \lurcltuttl Strcct. Queens Park.

I Vault 35 ()uccn Strcct. 364 3189

I The Velvet Rooms 536 Saut'luclmll Strcct. 332 0‘55.

I The Woodside Social Club 32*) North \Vomlmlc Road. 33" 1643.

I Yang 33 Quccn Street. 348 84:44.

EDINBURGH Pre-Club Venues: I Bam Bou 66/6" South lirulgc. 556

03”“. I Bar Union 353/358 ('tmgutc. 55" 25st). I Beluga 30:1 ('humhcrx Stu-ct. 634 4545.

I The City Cafe llluir Strcct. 33l) lll35.

I Cuba Norte I93 \ltit't'twn Strcct. 33l U499.

I eh1 1‘)" High Sttcct. 330 5373.

I The Human Be-ln 2/\' Wm (‘rtuu‘tllhmury 663 N360.

I Iguana 4l luthiun Stu-ct. 22u 4233. I Magoo’s Basement :7 \th l’url. 33l 1448.

I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) llllL‘t‘lL'llL‘ll Sll'L'L‘l. 667 6907.

I The Outhouse liruttglttun Strcct l.;lllt‘. .557 6668.

I Oxygen 3-5 lnlirtnur} Street. 557 999".

I Pivo 3 6 (Hilton Road. 55" 3935.

I The Pond 33 34 litttlt Road-16" 3335.

I PODROKit 3 l’lL'ul'tl} l’lttcc. 556 4373. I 0 Bar S/ll l.crtlt Street. 557 5336.

I Yo Below ()6 Row Strcct. 220 6640.

Club Venues:

I Berlin. 3 ()uccrtxtL-rr) Strcct 1.:u1c. 467 73 3.

I The Bongo Club I4 Nut Stu-ct. 556 5364.

I Cavendish/Diva \cht 'l'ullt-nm. 228

3353.

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I Subway West End .tl \utmtx \M'xl l ll\l "put Kurt ltct‘ l‘k'lUlK' "put. L3 .lllCl '13) \\\‘\'l\l} \t't‘ llltl

I The Subway .ll \trl‘\\.r§ “put ‘xtm Ll \\L't‘l\l} \t‘t‘ llltl

I Sugar Blue .ll \\ tn \.»r '

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I Cabaret Voltaire 1!» M turn \rm-z. 336 hth

I 0.0. Blooms .‘3 :4 trrccrrxrtlt- l’lmt‘. 556 9 3 3|

I The Citrus ( llllltlltl_\ \trt‘t‘t. 633 "llxh

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego) l’lt'dl'tl} l’lJt’L'. 43\ 34 54

I The Commplex l'utruttcrt l.tl \llt'k'l. l.Cllll. 555 5633

I Ego l’ttuttl} l’lmt'. ~23\ ‘4 34

I El Barrio Ill-l \\k'\l l'utl. 22” WW I Eros/Elite l'tlllllldlll l‘tuk. llutttlcc Strcct. 335' MN

I The Establishment 3 \cmplc Sll‘t‘L‘l. 339 ‘33‘

I Gaia King; \t.tl‘lc\ Road. 33" “Ni

I The Honeycomb IS I" \rtltlr) Strccl. 531) 5346

I The Liquid Room m \ Mum Slt‘t‘t‘l. 335 3564

I The Mambo Club \th lullmm. 44" 339l.

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) .36 .39 \lttl'lxt‘l SllL't‘l. 336 4334

I Opal Lounge 5t (Lt-urge \tm-t. 22h

I Opium 3| (1m f,_'.llt'. 335 \ 353

I Peppermint Lounge 1.: ('lmnlu-h Slt'L‘L‘l. 335 53ll9

I Po Na Na 4 36 | rt-tlt-rrt-k \tm-t. 336

333.1

I Potterrow lithlu Squaw. 65” 9W5 I Prive Council 4" lltlllll\L'l \ttct't. 22S .wrx

I Revolution 3| lutltmu Road. 339 76—70.

I Studio 24 (\tllntt Rimtl. 55K 3355 I The Subway ( .tl\\:__'.llk'. 335 6366 I The Subway West End l Hllll.tll Rlliltl. 339 9W".

I The Union llL'llHl \\.tlt l tun-mt}. thcurturt. 45l 53 33

I The Venue (Htllntl Rthlll. 553 “V3 I The Wash lllc \lnutttl. 335 6l93 I The Watershed 44 St Stcpltcu Slrcct. 220 37‘4.

I The Wee Red Bar lztltttlturplt ('nllcgc ()l ,-\rt. l.;lllll\l(lll l’Ltu‘. 33‘) I443 I Time 34a l'rctlcttt‘k Strut-t. 33” I336 I l4 (it'tllfjt‘ \llt't'l. (’34 H31 l

Say Nick Peacock, that's a beautiful tail you've got.

Would you like to stroke it?

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(Why does your tail blossom like it does Nick Peacock7

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It's a peacock erection.

Shouldn't there be something at the top? A pun or something. . ..

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