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Glasgow Thursdays

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I Back to Mine at the the Bar. 'l‘imex tbc. l-‘ree. Weekly (not (‘hrixttnax Day ). liy‘ery Thu. the Lite Bar party ix taken oy er by a different celebrity. D] or tnedia play er. doing \y hat the hell they yy ant to on the deckx.

I Bennet’s at Bennet'x. l lpttt 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. ('t'a/y (tight at thix )tioxt popttlar of gay yenttex. They alyyayx get a great ct'oyyd it) attd the after partiex are alyyayx xomething to behold.

I Budda at Bttdda. l lpttt 3am. £tbc. Weekly (not (‘hrixtmax Day ). Relaunched \‘entie back on track yyith detailx xtill tbc. I Blunt at (’ottierx Theatre. 0pm lam. Weekly (not ('ht'ixtmax Day ). .\ neyy nigltt iti llyndland'x church-come-boo/er featuring hip hop. Rth attd danceltall yy ith Day‘id Mac. and beatx. glitcl) and electronicx yy ith .\'el.

I Cheeze at Strathclyde Stttdent‘x .'\x.x()ctttlit)n. 9pm 3am. £tbc. Weekly (not ('hrixtmax Day ). The biggext and tackiext .xtudent night eyer.

I Clear at .-\d i.ih. .\‘ext date the

I Columbian at the Axylum Back Room. Spin lati). liree to ('l'Sl' mentberx; £l otheryyixe. Weekly. l’ut xome bt'eakin' fttnk it) yottr trunk Willi thix entertaining night of xtudent madnexx.

I Dirty Thursdays at Blanket.

l lptn 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly (ttot (‘hrixunax Day ). (iet deep doyyt) atid dirty ey‘ery 'l‘hurxday \y itlt Raymond Woodx and .\'aeem tnixing tip xome of the moxt bootylicioux Rth in the city. “title Billy Milligan xery ex up the bext xtudent claxxicx attd dirty pop ltlllL'x.

I DogGod at Q Bar. l().3()pm 3am. £2. Weekly (not ('hrixttnax Day). .\'eyy night of eclecticixm at the beatttiful club under Corinthian. It'x been cloxed for agex. attd noyy they 're getting back into the grooy e. Pure claxx.

I The Edge at the lidge. ('oatbridge.

l lpttt 3am. £3 (free). Weekly (ttot (’hrixtmax Day ). Rexidentx Steye llattttatt and Michael ()‘Shea giye the deckx a full yy'orkout yy ith the yery bext in club claxxicx 'til 3am.

I Fire Wire at Bamboo. 5pm 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly (ttot ('hrixttnax Day). (irahatn liergttxon xpinx Rth and chart claxxicx in room I. yyhilxt DJ toaxt ix in the red room playing indie pop and rock. [it the lounge. Robin B playx an eclectic tttix of dixco. fttttk and xottl.

I Freakmoves at (ilaxgoyy School of Art. Ilpm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly (not ('hrixttttax Day). l'ltra-ftne hip hop night for the xtudentx.

I Fuck Kate Moss at the Buff (formerly :\laxka). l().3()ptn 3am. l-tee. lh’ Dec. ()nly their own \xot‘dx can do it juxtice: ‘('ome doyyn. Pay the xtluare root of fttck all. Dance. ()r not. If you think you can do better. get inyoly ed. if you can‘t be arxed. jttxt get pixxed. lt ix. alter all. a

hay en for chancerx and ne‘er do yyellx. And \yhat elxe yy ere \t)lt gonna do on a Thu night'." i

I Homework at \‘ault. l lpttt 3am. £5 (£4). Weekly (not (‘hrixttnax Day). lat) attd Stey'ie man the l)()\. xo all inxccuritiex o\ L‘l‘ the tunex are dixpelled. Thix night aitnx for .xtudent happinexx yy ithotit compromixing the quality leyelx.

I Hype at ('ube. ll._’)()pnt 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly (not ('ht'ixtmax Day). Jim Da Bext leamx up yy itl) the Hype creyy to pttt on a night of tyyixted. ultra-funky hottxe. l’lenty ()f cheap boo/e makex thix a fttt) night ottt.

I Instant Access at Sub ('lttb.

l lpttt 3am. £2. Weekly. .\ claxxiet‘ Tht) night there ney er yy ax. (ilit/y decor and xome rather ‘exotic' dancerx xhould keep you enchanted yy hile Tiff l’cachex (Radio Magnetic. Bebado) and the Sttb (it'ottndxkeeper (ilenn (‘ take you up the garden path \y ith their addictiyely funky xoundx. and t‘e—yyot'ked dancefloot' claxxicx. And tiittclt like Santa'x xackx. they ’re open on (‘hrixtmax Day.

I Loaded at liquid Lounge. lllpm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly (not (’hrixtniax Day ). The Liquid Lounge prexent a neyy Tht) night clttb that xtartx eyery yyeek yyith three liye bandx till lam. That'x folloyy ed up by a xet of rock. mod. indie and xottl frottt rexident Joe Kane.

I Madhouse at the Shack.

10.30pm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly (not (‘hrixtntax Day). ('1 and .-\ndy take you to the brink of inxanity \y itlt xotne of the moxt outt'ageoux and cottrageottx xtudent anthetnx.

I Old Skool Reunion at .v\l‘chaox.

l lpttt 3am. £5 (free £2.5()). Weekly (ttot (‘hrixttnax Day ). ()ld xchool techno claxxicx and dixco xly Ic lttlicx for the ft'cll/ictl xtttdentx doyy ti .'\l'L‘ll;l()x way.

I Psychoacoustics at M iii). Next date tbc.

I Polo for Meat the Polo lounge. l(lptn latt). l‘t‘ee. Weekly (not ('hrixtmax Day ). You. the lttcky punter. take the helm tonight. ax I'L‘LlllL‘\l cardx are ayailable oy er the hill and it) the booth. Notice for lllL‘ unimaginatiy e onex: ‘I am What I am’ ix prohibited by Iayy and pttnixhable by xpanking.

I Push and Pull at Sttb (‘lttb Next date tbc.

I Record Player: at (ilaxgott School of :\rt. lilfitlptt) 2.30am. £3 (£2). Weekly (not('hrixtmax Day). lli-l-‘i Sean (Hi- l-‘idelity ) attd littxhpttppy (Dix ine) perform cheap deck xuckin‘ to dixceau. dumb electro atid Sllx phtink. They ady ixe you to act tip. drexx don t) atid play eaxy to get.

I Retro at Traxh. l lpti) 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly (not (’hrixtmax Day). Date Young. Stey en Broyy n attd the Kra/y Karaoke team ply their \yarex at thix fabttloux night under Pitt Street. .\ xtttdent night with xtttnning tttnex. xtunning looking people and a xmattering of drinkx promotionx.

I 69 at (‘lub ()0. l’aixley. llpm 3am. £5. (‘hrixtmax Day only. The Rttbadttb creyy play all the t‘ecot'dx they got for ('hrixttnax. .\'ey er lexx than fabttlottx. Martin and littan are joined by Jackmaxter and Spencer fae Seixtnic.

I Skint at the (’athouxe. l lpttt 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly (not (‘hrixtmax Day). Very mttch a night to reflect yy hat'x going or) iii (ilaxgoyy at the moment. Tough chemical breakx and beatx. rock and indie for a croyyd much like the one outxide the (iallery of Modern .'\l'l.

FEST IVECLUBS

I Tronicsole and Tracktion Sessions This is one of those clubs where you‘re guaranteed a fix of real booty shakin’ house. The Sub Club‘s Harri is the guest of honour on Boxing Day and you Just know the dancefloor‘s gonna get hectic. Mas. Boxing Day.

l “P HOP MARK RONSON Strathclyde University, Sat 13th Dec

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Given that Strathclyde Uni isn’t noted for its spectacular DJ line-up, it would be easy to miss the appearance of ‘in demand’ DJ, Mark Ronson. And while some may be familiar with him through his ‘Oh Wee’ track, there is a lot more to him than a catchy tune. He’s the DJ you’ll find at the VIP parties: he’s P Diddy’s spinner of choice; he’s strutted the catwalk for Tommy Hilfiger; he’s engaged to one of Quincy Jones’ daughters and he taught Sean (son of John) Lennon to play guitar.

A Brit ex-pat living in New York, Mark’s musical heritage comes from his parents, most notably his two dads: his paternal father, a music manager, and his step-father, guitarist with 705 rockers Foreigner. A multi- instrumentalist by most people’s definition, Mark is keen to play down his musicality, citing hip hop as his true creative source and the music that turned him on to the art of DJing. Conversely, these two disciplines make up the musical concoction that is evident on his debut album Here Comes the Fuzz and in his DJ outings. As he explains: ‘If it’s got a good groove to it I don’t see any reason not to throw a track on cos it doesn’t fit a certain genre. When I do a set it’s not like, “hey isn’t that amazing how I mixed that

Nirvana track with that Beanie Sigel record?” It’s

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I Speakeasy at the t‘niyerxal tSattchiehall lane). lttpm 2am. Free. Weekly (ttot (‘hrixttttax Day ). l-‘or thoxe

yy ho feel like a feyy drinkx alter the pub. bttt don't yy ant to go clttbbing. Speakeaxy ix for you. The muxic ixn't compromixed. attd lllL' \ llk‘ lx c‘llillt‘tl.

I Soul Shaker at MAS. llptt) 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly (not (‘hrixttnax Day). .'\n ttttdixcoyered gent. We hay e a mixed bag of electro. techno. hottxe attd fttnk courtexy of Dirty Larry. the Junkyard Dog and John Mitchell.

I Theorm at the Vault. Next date the.

I Trash at Tt‘axh. l lpttt 3am. £5. (‘hrixttnax Day. .~\ (lil'lltllh) xpecial that dixpenxex yy ith (‘hrixttnax tt'aditiottx and replacex thettt \y ith dancing to Riki; and liollxc.

I Phunky Monkey at Belo (formerly Baba/a). Spit) 3am. l‘ree before I lpm: £4 (£5) alter. Weekly (ttot ('hrixtmax Day). Scott (irainger. \‘ancc and Richie Mc('o|m take to er xpinning dtttiex at thix neyy clttb that ix probably going to be eyen bigger than Baba/a. Plenty of drinkx promox. fttnky anthetttx and floor fillerx make it a yyinning formula.

Glasgow Fridays

Club

I Abnormals Anonymous at (ilaxgoyy School of Art. New date tbc.

I Aerodynamico at the t'niyerxal. Next date tbc.

I Afterglow at Ad Lib. Illpm 3am. £tbc. l2 Dec. Monthly. (iuext D.l laitt McKinlay bringx along a bo\ fttll of the bext in xkinhead reggae ttinex lo xupplentent the uxttal diet of )ttod claxxicx.

about me wanting to open people up to something.’ (Stewart Dalley)

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I Archaos at :\t'cl)a()x. l lpttt 3am. £5 (£2.50). Weekly (not Boxing Day). Mainxtream chart dance. xottl and cheexe at one of the bttxiext l‘t'i nightet‘x iti [on n.

I Audio at the l'niy'erxal. Next date lhc‘.

I Babaza at Belo. 6pm 3am (DJx from I lpttt). l-‘ree before I lpttt; £5 after. Weekly. The y‘enue'x legendary l‘ri nightx take the name of the clttbbing inxtitution that ttxed to be here. l’aul Tray nor. Billy Jonex and Roxx Macttiillan are in charge of the muxic. and they 'ye been known to rip it up in lltc‘ pttxl.

I Bluntz at (ilaxgoyy School of Art. Next date the.

I Bombafusion at Soundhattx.

llptt) 5am. £0 (£7). l‘) Dec. Monthly. .\ feaxt of breakx and drtttn & baxx from a Variety of lS’llrptt) junkiex. kicking againxt the tyranny of 4/4 rhythm. l’aul Rexet. Tiff l’eachex atid Leon 1) proy ide the fttll xpectt'ttttt of Drum & Baxx. helped by liye beatboxing from :\capclla Hardcore. Headlinerx Dol’li mix rayy'

ly ricx yy ith deckx and liy e inxtrttmentalx. I Budget Rock Showcase at Blackfriarx. Next date tbc.

I Boogie Wonderland at limy. llptt) 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly (not Boxing Day). Mad dixco night with loadx of drinkx protttox attd a xottndtrack to make the ladicx xhake their a.xxe.x.

I Boxing Day Pornstar ay 't‘raxh. llpti) 3am. £8. Boxing Day only. You don't need to yyeat‘ a thong. bttt you might get xottte action. That'x if you don't take too much adyantage of the U (lt'ilth ()llt‘l'x.

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