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If they’re hip and gorgeous, RANKIN’s probably had them in his studio. Just don’t expect a decent performance in the kitchen or on the dancefloor.

Which time in history would you have loved to have lived in? And why?

I love being part of the present I don't believe in reminiscmg.

Your house is on fire, loved ones and pets etc are safe. You have a chance to go and retrieve one thing, what would it be?

The Damien Hirst painting he lent me.

What was the last thing you stole?

Somebodys heart. oh and Terry, Richardson's shooting ster for or, book. sofasosexy. but he'd stolen it before me so it doesn't count.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror?

Too many hoping I'll be bette' looking each time. I'm. alu'xays really expecting to look iikC’ I‘m 18 agai". and I'm Ell‘.'.’£i‘,8 disappointed.

Who would you trust to take a great photograph ofyou?


Have you ever exploited the trust between subject and photographer to get a better result? Did you get the results you hoped for?

Yes and \, es but no (IO’WWOHZ on the details.

Tell us the punchline to your favourite joke?

He was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to 'nentioit.

When did you last laugh out loud while reading a book?

Reading Robert F .ans' autobiography. 'lhe Kid Stays in the Picture. I laughed almost all the through it. What’s your favourite biscuit?

‘Diseo biscuit' but I never eat biscuits an; more see "‘ilf'f'O.’ question.

What song would you hate to be played at your funeral?

Anything bi, Mick llackaall.

When did you last dance? What was the occasion?

Last week. I .'.'as at a part; and my girlfriend insisted. I'm no Justir‘ li"ll)(3f‘l£li<(l‘. I can. assure ‘,ou.

Can you cook? If so, what’s your signature dish? No and it ‘.'.’()Lll(l be egg fried rice a la l‘ll(lf()‘.'.’£i‘.'(}. When did you last cry? What was the reason? lev‘, gaffe oftei‘ ".iainl‘, personal things: splitting up. things to do 3:22.“. in, sort. the real things .'.'e ail (:r‘, about. M; fa.ouiite .7eepy leO'JIC‘SS are Ailee. starring la." llol'a. and Cinema Paradise. l alwa, s. Zil‘.'.’(i,'53 (:r‘, at ll‘.(;~ end of that. ()h. and l .'.'at(:hed Antonia Bird's ll"“‘ Rehab 'e<:ent|‘,. that made f‘lt? (:r, - it .'.'as ine'edibie.

Who is the best dressed British celebrity? What gives them that special something?

Kate Moss she's just the most Sl‘,’|!8ll person I Kll()‘.'.’. What do you like least about your life?

didn't get to blag. football for Scotland.

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John Fardell

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Welf, l Jay/’01: it'x evidence For some kind of life on Earth but we’ve got to be talking about tire at a Pretty pn'rm‘tive level.

Yeah, l mean look at thoxe fainted dots... is that supposed to be art . My (Nd of “we could do better than that.

i think its transmitter'; :tuCk again. Maybe we Should fix it.

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that fucking tune again... It's wane than those bloody Clangefl who (ame fart (wirtmar.

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