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‘You know you've made it when you’ve been rendered in plastic,’ that Greek pop colossus Demis Roussos once said. Obviously there wasn’t nearly enough plastic in all of Asia to render his king-sized rump for the kids to cuddle but now that other legendary pop posterior has been reproduced for little girls to love and little boys to love too. If in a slightly different way.

Here’s hoping that her back end is a better likeness than the face which, despite being “computer generated'. has left the pop princess resembling a slightly rougher. older sister for Barbie. I The Kylie Doll is in shops now, priced £9. 75