lisalion with this cool. sexy after party under the train tracks.

I Urban Vinyl at Blanket. l lpm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Raymond Woods. Pattl N'Jie. Naeetn and Stuart Mc(’allum present followers of urhan music with the yery hest in hip hop. R&B. sottl. and eyery other kind of ttrhan heat.

I Vinylicious at Lowdown.

Midnight 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The \ery sexy people from Soulsa hring tts another line night of house fttn and games.

Glasgow Mondays


I Burn at MAS. l lptii 3am. Free for staff of any ptth or cluh‘. £3 to eyeryone else. Weekly. The higgest trade party of the year. with Burn residents Normski and '/.eus playing the tunes that w ill haye yott smiling all week. All drinks are one potttitl. all night long.

I Breakaway at the Shack.

I lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Alec and Andy drop their unique hlend of chart fayourites. Definitely one for the party


I In Bed with Jim Da Best at Blanket (formerly Bed). l lptit 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Jitn iny itcs you to his houdoir for an eycning of poptastic trash. fttnky shit and a whole lot more hesides. I Budda at Budda. l lptn 3am. £the. Weekly. Relaunched yenue hack on track with details still the.

I Passionality at ('uhe.

l 1.30pm 3am. £3 (£3). Weekly. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts. who does his hest to resuscitate the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd.

I Undercover at Blanket.

Ilpn) 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. (iratilication |e\els are high as secret agent Jitn Da Best plays ottt the funky house. quality R&B and perfect pop. Plenty of drinks promos shottld lcaye you both shaken and stirred.

Glasgow Tuesdays


I Bin Bag al the (ilasgow School of Art. llpm 3am. £l (free). Bargain hasement indie tttnes. harreloads of cheap drink and a httnch of kids who Used to liye in good homes.

I Budda at Bttdda. l lptii 3am. £the. Weekly. Relaunched yenue hack on track with details still the.

I Fool’s Gold at .MAS. l lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. As the name might suggest. this is a night of indie and rock'n'roll for those who know that cltthhing isn't all ahout heats and breaks.

I FUN at (‘uhe. 1 1.30pm 3am. £3. Weekly. Funky. unique atid \ery naughty. Shawn Roherts and Shana- Halliw ell pack in the pop tunes at this gay night.

I Laid at the Shack. l().3()pm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The hest and latest in indie-pop. chart & dance. guitar-rock and R&B. Think that about coycrs it.

I Later Lounge at the Liquid Lounge. 9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Aaron Petrie (Clinical) cooks up a storm with some classic tracks old and new. House. hroken heats and hip hop flayours.

I Snoopy Tuesdays at Blanket. llpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Join Peanuts and ('harlie Brown under the hlanket for pop fttti and student classics. ()r strttt your stttff as Scott ‘Fingers' McMillan. Billy Milligan and Jim Da Best slam on the fttnky tunes and Refill.

I TIT at Trash. l().3()pm 3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Pattl N'Jie plays ottt Rth and hip hop. (iraeme Ferguson runs with the student classics in Room .3 and Rob I3 is in the third room playing party anthems and bar ttmes. I Tuesdays at Bamboo at Bamhoo. l lpm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Miguel is in the Red Room playing the finest R&B and hip hop. and iii the

lounge we haye Rohin B laying down his sottlfttl grooyes.

Glasgow Wednesdays


I AAA at the Liqttid Lounge.

l()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. New midweek drtnn & hass night featttring some of Scotland‘s D&B talent on regular rotation.

I Allure at the Tunnel. 1 l.3()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. (ilasgow 's newest gay night with the young atid yery talented DJ Darren Young dispatching some superh tttneagc.

I Bennet’s at Bennet’s. 1 1.30pm 3am. £3.50 l .50). Weekly. DJ Sara takes the reins at a cltth fanted for its. ahem. liheral. chat-up protocol.

I Budda at Btidda. l lptn -3am. £the. Weekly. Relaunched yenue hack on track with details still the.

I Blaze at Bamhoo. l lpm»~3am. £3 (£3). Weekly. Scottie B fronts this night of fttnk fttelled soul and R&B. A yenue that's really working right now.

0 Club Tromolo at the Bttff (‘luh. 8pm 3am. £4. 36 May. Monthly. If the promo pictures are anything to go by. Tromolo is going to he quite the spectacle. Liye music from Quinn. the Blimp and Mister li. along with liyc comedy from Toma Brogan attd Kozmik ('olin. (io along just to see DJ Queen Vic in his underpants. The List fttlly endorses such silliness.

I FAB at the Belo. l lpm 3am. Free hefore l lpm; £4 (£3) after. Weekly. Pattl Rea. (iot‘don Miller and (’raig Kelman hlend garage. Rth and funky house. playing to a dressed-up crowd who help to make this one of the husiest midweek nights in (ilasgow.

I Freestyle at Trash. l lptii 3am. £the. Weekly. Fix up. look sharp for (ilasgow’s only fttlly committed night of l‘rhan music. (‘ome in from the fields. yokels. I Fourplay at linyy. l lpm 3am. £4 (£3 ). Weekly. New night of danceteria for the (ilasgow set. ('amhridge Street will rock.

I Jungo at Archaos. l lptn 3am. £3 (free). Weekly. Student classics. indie and cheese are the order of the day at this weekly Wed.

I Joints and Jams at ('uhe.

l lptn 3am. £3 (£3). Weekly. The aw ard- winning cluh hrings you the hest R&B. hip hop and soul l)Js iii the city. Residents Martin llesketh. John Lyons. Pttppa Shango and DM(i on rotation eyery Wed. With regular guest DJs and PAs. it's no wonder that Joints and Jams is the longest running Rth night in (ilasgow.

I New Flesh at Fury Marty's.

9pm 3am. £3 hefore l lpm: £4 after. Weekly. A night of punk. tnetal and nu metal. reflecting the diyersity of cluhhing at the moment.

I Period at Stth ('ltth. l lptn 3am. £3.99. 36 May. (irrl-centric rock'n'roll. as hosted by Lena and (iill Mills. Williams and Milo are liye.

I Retox at Bamhoo. l lptn 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Miguel (‘ampos plays you into Thursday with a mixture of hip hop and Rth.

I Shackass at Shack.

ll).3()pm 3.30am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The inimitahle DJ Toast spitis the finest in chart classics. with a healthy smattering of cheese also.

I Stud’essential at Jonglettrs.

9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Fresh student night at the comedy cluh next door to the l‘(i(‘. Free entry and a shitload of drinks promos lend to see the crowd in line fetlle.

I Traffic Light at Blanket (formerly Bed). l lptit 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Stop at the lights and get ittto hed e\ery Wed. Indulge in some intimate pillow talk in the front hedroom. or get through the hack for some sexy R&B and pop. And just watch ottt for the traffic police they giye away free hoo/c to anyone who dares to sit in the car seat.

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Events are listed by city, day, type, then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to, by post or by tax on 0131 557 8500. Edinburgh listings are compiled by Henry Northmore.

Edinburgh Thursdays


I Affiliate at lloneycomh.

l lpm 3am. £5. 30 May. Fortnightly. The biggest names on the Scottish scene all gather for this new mid-week session. Drum & bass is the music of choice and their second night is an old skool jungle special with the (ieneral. Vadar and Sammy Peeps.

I Audio Tourism at Piyo Bar (‘luh. ()pm 7 3am. Free. Weekly. Start the weekend off nice and early with a selection of breaks. Rth and ttrhan tracks from (i-Mac and (ieorge.

I Bounce at Po Na Na. l()pm 3am. £3 £4. Weekly. Student night down Po Na Na qttitc literally gets the place jumpin' with its mix of hip hop. R&B attd drinks promos.

I cc Blooms at ('(' Blooms. l().3()pm~3am. Free. Weekly. Trip the light fantastic to Iii-NRO dance action at this eyer popular gay bar.

I Club Simba at the ('ellar Bar. l()pm 3am. Free hefore l lpm; £3 after. Weekly. The ('ellar Bar continues its reclamation as a quality cluhhing yenue with this mix of African. (‘arihhean and Latin infectious heats.

I Departure Sounds at Medina. l()pm 3am. £3. 13 May. Fortnightly. The Departure Lotmgc team bring their unique yihe to a smaller yenue fora tnore regular party. With DJs Astrohoy and Mr Zimbabwe spinning only the finest selection of electroja/I. Latin rhythms and funky glohal heats. accompanied by liye percussion.

I El Barrio at lil Barrio.

l()pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Nightly fiesta in the rum—soaked Latin Quarter of lidinhurgh.

I Fast and Ride This Train at the Bongo (‘Iuh. l()pm 3am. £5 (£4). l3 May. Monthly. Two clubs for the price of one. Fast offers the hest in high energy rock’n‘roll. garage and punk while Ride This Train goes all t'ehel country on your ass.

I Genetic at ('itt'us ('luh.

l lptn 3am. Free hefore l l.3()pm: £3 after. Weekly. Still a mighty popular soiree that showcases alternatiye. indie and lo-li. No smoking at the har. mind. I The GOuLaG BeAt at ligo. l().3()pm 3am. £4. 37 May. Punk. garage. new waye and good honest rock'n'roll from regulars Kaka. ()ly. Mr Moo Moo and the Primitive l'rge l)Js.

I Las Salinas at Faith.

l().3()pm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Laid hack party with fantastic drink offers all night. R& B and funky hottse with use percussion from Pepe and friends. I Metrosexual at ('ity: lidinhurgh. l lptti ~3am. £3 before midnight: £4 after. Weekly. New gay night (straight friends are more than welcome) from the ever reliahle James Longworth and ttrhan music for the modern cluhher from DJ Filthee.

I MIBZ at (’ayendish/I)iya.

l()ptn -3am. Free hefore midnight: ££3 after. Weekly. The hest in [S hip hop. ragga and R&B from 'I‘ee-TNT and Mr H hack with the same music you all loved so much as they lake over this

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge. l()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. (‘lassic dance anthems and funky \‘ocal house from JT.

listings Clubs

Missing We previewed him last issue and he arrives at Missing for his Edinburgh date. DJ Dopey picked up the coveted DMC Championship crown in 2003 so he knows a thing or two about decknical expertise. Expect hip hop infused with jazz. Latin and funk plus a wee workout to showcase his technique. Cabaret Voltaire. Sun 76 May.

Bio-Rythm Not only is Mr Scruff a mighty nice fella he's the undisputed king of ‘trouser jazz‘. Obscure records. wonky funk and the odd unknown quantity add up to maximum pleasure for your ears and feet. The Honeycomb, Fri 27 May

Trouble Berlin's Jazzanova (pictured) don't need much introduction. dropping a DJ set to complement their first mix CD on Sonar Kollektiv. Covering everything from Jill Scott to weird electronica. The Cellar Bar, Fri 27 May

Headspin The undisputed king of sound collages with his sublime How to Cut and Paste series. Masterful mixing with a true sense of humour and respect for the dancefloor. The Bongo Club. Sat 22 May.

Out of Sight Upgrading to the Honeycomb for this birthday special. OoS stick firmly to their beliefs and anything goes attitude. DJs. movies and special guests Christo Z and Deadly Avenger all jostle for space. The Honeycomb. Sat 22 May.

Low Gravity The mid-week messy steps up a notch as they welcome Ralph Lawson and his 20:20 Soundsystem. Half band. half DJ. all good. The Liquid Room, Wed 26 May

Snatch Hardly worth leaving the Liquid Rooms. so park yourself down for their second night of quality entertainment in a row. Snatch reach their fourth birthday and to help in the celebrations they've invited Utah Saints along for the ride. A DJ set of thumping basslines and if we're lucky 'What Can You Do For Me' will get an airing. The Liquid Room, Thu 27 May.