I Stir Fried at Henry 's (’ellar Bar. 9pm 5am. 1"ree hefore 10pm: £5 after. \Vcckly. Resident lie-Sides cooks up the tnainly hip hop. dtth and Rth flayours. \Vith occasional liye Performances from the likes of Mangontad and Wilderheast. with noodles ayailahle all night.

I Tally-Ho! at (‘ityz lidinhurgh. 10pm 5am. £4. Weekly. New glamorous student night.

Chart & Party

I Matric at Reyolution. 10pm 5am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Scotland’s higgest capacity student night with a mi\ of cheese. chart. rock. pop and commercial dance. £1 drinks promos should help wash away those Mon hlues.

I Subway West End at Suhway West lind. 7pm 5am. 1’ree hefore 9pm: £5 after (£3). \Veekly. Sec llltl.

I The Subway at Suhway.

7pm 5am. £1. Weekly. See 1‘ri.

I Tasty! at Mood. ‘)pm 5am. 1’ree hefore 1 lptn: £3 after (free to memhet's). Weekly. Resident 1).] l)a\id S plays the hest in hits from 60s to the present day with a healthy dose of cheesy classics thrown in for good

Edinburgh Tuesdays

Club

I Audio Tourism at l’iyo Bar ('ltth. ‘)pm 5am. 1‘ree. Weekly. Argy drops chilled ottt house and alternatiy e heats. I The Club Foot at Henry’s ('ellar Bar. 10.50pm 5am. £5. 35 May. Fortnightly. 'l'wisted and misshapen fttnk hosted hy house hand the .-\hdominal Showtiteti with regular guests along the lines of l.i\'e Sciences.

GLASGOW

Pre-Club Venues:

I Air Organic 56 Kely ingroye Street. .564 5301.

I Arches Café Bar 255 :\rgy1e Street. 565 1035.

I Blackfriars 36 Bell Street. 552 5024. I Bar 10 10 Mitchell l.ane. 573 1448. I Bar 91 ‘)l (‘andlcriggx 553 5311. I Blackfriars 36 Bell Street. 552 5024. I Brel 5‘) Ashton l.atte. 543 4‘)66.

I Cuba Norte I". John Street. 552 5505. I Cul De Sac Ashton l.ane. 554 4‘40. I Elliot’s 205-205 Bath Street. 348 3060. I 54 Below 5 ls'ely ingroy e Street. 557

5454.

I The Gazelle 1058 .’\gy|l Street. 348 683 l.

I The Griffiny 366 Bath Street. 551 5171.

I Havana 51) Hope Street. 343 4466.

I The Living Room 5 Byres Road. 55‘) 851 l.

I The Medicine Room 30.32 (‘athedral Square. 553 551‘).

I Moloco 1387 Argyle Street. 554 4815. I Nice ‘n’ Sleazy 431 Sattclticltall Street. 555 9657

I Polo Lounge 84 \Vllstnl Street.

555 1331.

I Soba l l Mitchell Street l.atte. 3lJ4 3404.

I Spy Bar 155 Bath Street. 22l “l l. I St Judes I00 Bath Street. 551 51“). I Tchai-Ovna 43 ()tago l.anc. 557 4534.

I Variety Bar 40lSattchieltal| Street. 553 444‘).

Club Venues:

I Ad-Lib l l I Hope Street. 348 6645. I Archaos 3.5 Queen Street. 304 5l3‘).

I The Arches Midland Street toll Jatnaica Street). 565 1035.

Surface limpire and the Hex ('oalition. l’ltts 1)J skills from .'\-(‘hi. ('armen. l)enji. Infinity. Shellstiit and 5 Sticks. I El Barrio at lil Barrio. 10pm 5am. l’ree. \Veekly. See Jim).

I I Luv R&B at l-‘aith. 10.50pm 5am. £5. Weekly. 1)oes e\actly what you'd expect. mixing up the hottest selection of R&B. pltis plenty of drinks promos. Dress code is ‘sltltlclll sexy 5 (well llltll what it says here).

I Motherfunk at lloney comh. 10.50pm 5am. liree. Weekly. Messrs (iino. 1"ry er and Spectrum freak the fttnk fantastic at their consistently rammed night of classics old and new. Always roasting week in week out httt this fortnight we hay e a special guest in the shape of(ieorge and Bones t 18 May ) hest known as editors of (irttm/s/tmt .llueurinv and their harnstortning sets.

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge. 10pm 5am. £5. Weekly. .'\ mi\ed hag of funketl tip \ocal house. Reel) and classic disco frotn l)J (Hi.

I Punk Ass at ()pitim. 1 lptn 5am. 1"ree. Weekly. New 'l‘ue nighter as 1)J l’wauly dishes ottt the hest in hardcore. skate and pttnk.

I Split at ('aharet Voltaire.

l lptn 5am. l-‘ree. Weekly. l)t‘ttni ck hass with Shadow skill. the Dropout 1).ls and a smattering of \ery talented local guests. Duh. electro. house and funk are all in studio 3. .\'ow weekly.

I Vibe at ligo. llptn 5am. £3. Weekly. (iay night with James 1.ongworth on the decks. the Dancing Stttd Muffins. the Singing llairy Bloke and the Mitning .\'ttn. Don’t say we didn’t warn ya.

I World Dance Music Night at the Bongo (‘1tth. l0ptn 5am. £5. 18 May. '/.uha return to lidinhttrgh with

I Asylum 70 (‘owcaddens Road. 553 ()68 l.

I Bamboo 51 west Regent Street. 552 1067/8.

I Barfly 361) (‘l_\tlL' Street. 33l ()4l4.

I The Big Joint 1084 Sottth Street. ()54 6‘)‘)‘).

I Blanket (formerly Bed) 520 Sauchiehall Street. 553 0755.

I Bennet’s ‘)l) (ilassfot'tl Street.

552 5761.

I Budda 142 St Vincent Street. 221 .5661).

I The Butt Club 142 Bath l.ane. 248 1777.

I The Cathouse l5 t'nion Street. 248 (i()()(i.

I 55‘) Sattchiehall Street. 5.53 4‘)ll(). I Cube 54 Queen Street. 336 8‘)‘)().

I Fury Murry’s ‘)6 Masw ell Street. 331 651 1.

I The Garage 400 Saucltiehall Street. 553 1 I30.

I Glasgow School of Art 167 Renfrew Street. 553 “6‘”.

I Glasgow University Union 52 l'niycrsity .'\\clltlc. 55‘) 86‘)".

I 92 4'4 Sattchiehall St thehind the (iarage). 555 5111.

I Life thasettient of ('orinthian). 1‘)1 lngratn Street. 553 1101.

I The Lighthouse 56 Mitchell Street. 33l 6563

I MAS 3‘) Royal lischange Square. 331 7080.

I Media J43 Rcllllcltl Street. 573 ()ll)(). I Privilege 6‘) Hope Street. 204 5255. I Queen Margaret Student Union 33 l'niyersity (iardens. 55‘) ‘)784.

I Beds. 575 Satlchichall Street. 551 1655.

I Renfrew Ferry (‘lyde Place. 555 0606.

I Riverside Club l-'o\ Street. 56‘) 7387. I Rocksy’s Basement 40 New Sllctltlot) Street. l’aisley. 553 57‘)l.

I The Shack 1‘).5 Pitt St. 552 7522.

I Soundhaus 47 llydepark Street. 221 465‘).

I Sub Club 33 Jamaica Street. 348 4600.

I Tempus ('('.-\. 550 Sattehiehall Street.

their infectious rhythms. joined hy the Weird Attractors. l)Js and liye percussion to keep the tlaltcclloot' \‘ihrating.

Chart & Party

I Nursery at (‘ayendish/l)iya. 10pm 5am. £5 t£3z free with Snapfas hefore midnight). Weekly. A play area for adttlts (with clitnhing fratnes etc) and the mainstream chart and R&B action.

I Subway West End at Stthway West lind. 7pm 5am. 1-‘ree hefore ‘)pm: £5 alter (£3). Weekly. See 'l'htt.

I The Subway at Suhway.

7pm 5am. £1. Weekly. See 1"ri.

Edinburgh Wednesdays

Club

I Audio Tourism at l’iyo Bar (‘lull ‘)pm 5am. Free. Weekly. .>\le.\ .-\yery with edgy house and hreaks.

I Devil on Horseback at ligo. 10.50pm 5am. £4. 36 May. An exciting of eclectic ltlttsic from a \ariety of line l)Js: Badger llopkins. Dom Rafferty. John .\1acl.ean (Beta Band) and Big Toe. Mi\ing tip a mighty fine slew of dancehall. hip hop. duh. disco. funk and good ol' rock'ttil'oll.

I El Barrio at [£1 Barrio. 10pm 5am. Free. Weekly. See 'l‘htt.

I Fleamarket Funk at ('ahat'et Voltaire. 1 lptn 5am. £3. Weekly. Local outfit playing their own kind of hig hand funk in this new weekly residency with a smattering of 1)] supports and other liye acts. For [9 d" 36 May only" '.-l-I.i.\l't'ur(/ Ito/(let's eel 3-fin'-/ ('Itll't'.

0 Low Gravity at the Liquid Room. l0.5()pm~5am. £5 (£3 students). Weekly. (hunky. funky

see ahoy e.

I 13th Note 360 (‘lyde Street. 345 3177

I The Tunnel 84 Miteltell Street. 204 1000.

I Trash l‘)? Pitt Street. 572 5572.

I The Up ’n Down Club West Moreland Street. Queens Park.

I Vault 35 Queen Street. 304 518‘).

I The Velvet Rooms 520 Satlcltiehall Street. 553 0755.

I The Woodside Social Club 52‘) North Woodsidc Road. 557 I645.

I Yang 5.5 Queen Street. 343 S434.

EDINBURGH

Pre-Club Venues: I Bam Bou 66/67 Stitlll) Bridge. 556

0200. I Bar Union 355/358 ('ow gate. 557 3780. I Beluga 50a (‘ltatnhers Street. 624 4545.

I The City Cafe Blair Street. 220 0l25. I Cuba Norte l‘)2 Morrison Street. 22! 04‘)‘).

I eh1 1‘)? High Street. 330 5377.

I The Human Be-ln 3/8 West (‘rosscattseway 663 8860.

I Iguana 4| 1.otliian Street. 220 4288. I The Meadow Bar (Moo Bar) Buccleuch Street. 667 6‘)()7.

I The Outhouse Brougltton Street l.ane. 557 6668.

I Oxygen 5-5 Infirmary Street. 557 ‘)‘)‘)7.

I Pivo 3 6 ('altott Road. 557 3935.

I The Pond 33 34 Bath Road. 467 5835.

I PopRokit 3 l’icardy Place. 556 4373. I 0 Bar 5/ll l.cill) Street. 557 5850.

I Yo Below 66 Rose Street. 330 6040.

Club Venues:

I Berlin. 5 ()tlccllslct‘l‘y Street l.ane. 467 7315.

I The Bongo Club Moray House. 57 llolyrood Road. 5565304.

I Cavendish/Diva West 'l‘olleross. 228 5252.

I Cabaret Voltaire 56-58 Blair Street.

listings Clubs

hreaks & electro gl‘ooyes for the tnidweek party heads with no plans for 'l‘hursday. 1)Js (iary Mac and Beany are your ahle hosts joined hy Ralph Lawson's 30:30 Sottndsystem for a liye set (entry £5 for this night). ('heck www.1ow -gra\'ity.co.uk for more info. See prt'i‘t't'tt'.

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge. 10pm 5am. £5. Weekly. Midweek session from 'l‘ohy Saltonstall and his disco. R&B. fttnk and house mash up. I Rude at Mood. ‘)pm 5am. £5. Weekly. Night of fttnky. flirty. glamour-filled house frotn residents Alex Ayery and Kerr with a smattering of local guests.

I Soul Searching at Medina. 10pm 5am. 1‘ree. 1‘) May. Miller and (‘hile & Lime present this night of l.atin and African house. drttm & hass. hip hop. reggae. art and film all under the stewardship of Howard Bridges with liye music from reggae/soul act lnna Soul.

I Toxic at ()piutn. 1 lptn 5am. Free. Weekly. New hard ass rock and metal night from local l)J of ill repute. ('laire Moffat. John and the odd guest.

Chart & Party

I Planet at (’ay'entlish/l)i\‘a.

10pm 5am. £5 (£3: free with Snapfas hefore tnidnight). Weekly. (haul and party shenanigans.

I Shark at (‘ity: lidinhurgh.

10pm 5am. £5 hefore 1 lptn: £4 after. Weekly. The infamous student night relaunches at ('ity with a selection of chart. cheese and R&B.

I Subway West End at Suhway West lind. 7pm 5am. 1-‘ree hefore 9pm: £5 after (£3). Weekly. See Thu.

I The Subway at Suhway.

7pm 5am. £1. Weekly. See Fri.

33() 6 I 76.

I 0.6. Blooms 35 34 (ireenside Place. 556 9551.

I The Citrus (irindlay Street. 633 7086. I City: Edinburgh la Market Street. 336 ‘)560.

I The Cocteau Lounge (Ego). l’icardy Place. 478 7454.

I The Commplex ('onimercial Street. l.eith. 555 5633.

I Ego l’lcttl'tl) Place. 478 7454.

I El Barrio I04 \Vest Port. 22‘) 8805. I Eros/Elite lioutitain Park. Dundee Street. 338 l66l.

I The Establishment 5 Semple Street. 33‘) 7755.

I Gaia King Slahlcs Road. 33‘) 7‘)h’6.

I The Honeycomb I5 I? .\'iddry Street. .550 5.540.

I The Liquid Room ‘)c Victoria Street. 225 2564.

I The Mambo Club West 'l‘ollcl'osS.

4 7 5501.

I Massa (formerly Club Mercado) 56 5‘) Market Street. 336 4334.

I Opal Lounge 51 George Street. 336 3375.

I Opium 71 ('tm gate. 335 3533.

I Peppermint Lounge la (‘liamhers Street. 225 520‘).

I Po Na Na 45h l-‘rederiek Street. 226

3334

I Pottermw Bristo Square. 650 ‘)1‘)5. I Prive Council 47 llanoter Street. 335 8808.

I Revolution 51 l.othian Road. 33‘) 7670.

I Studio 24 ('alton Road. 558 5758. I The subway ('tmgalc. 335 6766. I The Subway West End l.otllialt Road. 33‘) ‘)l‘)7.

I The Union lleriot Watt l'niyersity. Riccarton. 451 5555.

I The Venue (‘alton Road. 557 5075. I The Wash The Mound. 225 61‘)5. I The Watershed 44 St Stephen Street. 330 5774.

I The Wee Red Bar lidinhurgh (’ollege ()f .-\rt. l.attri.ston Place. 33‘) 1443. I Time 34;) Frederick Street. 330 1336. I Why Not? l4 (ieorge Street. 634 851 1.

1.5 Maj. .v‘ttttn.

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