V I Saw You Forbidden Planet. I picked up the samurai doll. you picked up the samurai doll. l was tall(ish) headphones & goatee. you were short(ish) dark hair. really cute!! U/495/38 V I Saw You You smiled at me. I on bus. you in posh sports car. Saw you top of Dalry Road 8.20? Fri l6/4/04. Look out for you on the bus. Dave ; ) U/495/39

V I Saw You Mr Duke of Dork and I ant very much in love with you. I hope I get to share my world with you more. There detinitely is a reason behind us meeting... Duchess Kissch U/495/40

V I Saw You Mr Townsend on 1 H5 in Body Shop. Gosh. you're lovely. but I didn't have the bottle to ask you out! U/495/4l

V I Saw You Little red head- ed Kiwi at Derren Brown. Have you heard from him yet? Thanks for the big pants. We shall modify them together soon. x x x x U/495/42

V I Saw You Looking in the I Saw You's'. Here's one for you. I think you're special. U/495/43

V I Saw You Punching cows in fridges. Now you see a blonde. That confirms they do have more fun after all! Shame really. have I missed my chance? U/495/4-l

V I Saw You Flirting with the from a rocking chair. whilst flashing a sultry and sexy stare. now if I'm your desire and you're my live wire. let the games begin and relight my tire! L’/-l95/-l5

0 I Saw You It's a Kat's life...and don't we know it?! You lit up my life in a blink of the eye. my sister in passion. fear. love and desire. X U/495/46

V I Saw You in the flesh at long last! It is so surprising our paths have never crossed before. Looking forward to them crossing again soon. To a lasting frienship Boxer Boy! Ax U/495/47

V I Saw You In a hazy gold- en glow. the sun surrounds you and stars fall from the sky to your feet. I lay myself before you. Cristina and wish only for you to glance my way and see my smile that is only for you. U/495/48

V I Saw You Breathtaking bookseller working for the opposition. I have a reputation which I occasionally live up to but I have three sons who need a stable home. Let me DrrrrTr with you. and we'll dance a hula as never seen before. U/495/49 V I Saw You Beanscene. Hollywood Rd. Sunday 16 May. You blonde. striped shin- jumper thing. Reading and writ- ing away. You left and I said it was not a day to be sitting inside. U/495/50

V I Saw You Sexy gardener- man smelling of bonfires. Thank you for a brilliant year xxx U/495/5l

V I Saw You Dark & hand- some (not tall) ticket inspector with earrings in both ears on

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the 16.35 Dunfermline to Edinburgh train on Friday 14th May. We smiled. let's smile again! U/495/52

V I Saw You Mr Yellow Line but you don't see me. Lovely Rita has hung up her uniform before she commits a serious traffic offence. U/495/53

V I Saw You Sexy Prestwick

boy looking seductive at Harvey

Nicks but our milkshakes are bringing all the boys to the yard and dam right they're better than yours! W&B U/495/54

V I Saw You Kristy (0’ Bootylushous. Neva got a chance 2 chat. Drink sometime soon? I) xx U/495/55

V I Saw You My little lep- rechaun in Planet ()ut. lighting for the talking stick again. Can't get a word in edge ways. xx U/495/56

V I Saw You In Fopp without the red top! What a Ilopp. . .tell me where's the next stop. U/495/57

V I Saw You Funking down the street. You go by the name of MC Loud... U/495/58

V I Saw You In the Venue spinning on your knees + burtt- ing a whole in your tracksuit. Cart I be your lire in the disco?!! U/495/59

V I Saw You Sexy new bar- man in Planet ()ut. Keep serv- ing those drinks and keep me happy! Wink wink xxx U/495/60

V I Saw You Sweaty sexy guy with your nice legs jogging in the Meadows. Blonde boy you make my morning! U/495/61

V I Saw You In the cupboard - but was it cupboard Iov'e'.’ U/495/62

V I Saw You In the Peartree. I gave you a special Springbok cappucino. You seemed to enjoy it. Come in and give me your number. U/495/63

V I Saw You Playing by ‘The Rules'. You wanna get a life with me. Christopher. U/495/6-l V I Saw You Allie. you can be the salsa on my nachos any- time. Wanna dance? x U/495/l V I Saw You My rock star boyfriend. X-vectors are better than ever. Love Courtney. U/495/65

V I Saw You With your friend and all alone in the Basement. Have I seen you in Fopp. Cock? U/495/66

V I Saw You Many tnoons ago. you wrote an 'I Saw You' for me. Missed opportunity! Me Mary. 22 Bus. Let‘s have those literary chats. U/495/67

VI Saw You Bubblebutt. I'll meet you in the Spectrum you can blow me a bubble. Luv Chad x U/495/68

V I Saw You on a night bus on London Road kissing good- bye to me. I cannot imagine a man like you is destined to find me and I am to lose you while happiness awaits. U/495/69 VI Saw You (01 Super Saturday Fire in the Disco. let me be the lilling in your taco bell. You like the lighting guy but I could light you up! (it) on say yes. Lordyl! U/495/70

V I Saw You Al. Al. Al. Al. Super Al. Al. the Basement x x o Maeveen U/495/7l

V I Saw You My Canadian beauty. selling me the food of life. Play on...X U/495/72

V I Saw You Cute muscular farmer boy. Love your muscles. must be front all that spading. Keep that fresh bunny-eye look about you. Torn shirts are kinky. U/495/73

V I Saw You In a sullen plume all ready and waiting. your hands in the cold were shaking. See you again my dark haired 'Hen'. U/495/74

V I Saw You Marty a dance- tastic night. my schneckie and my dancing bear. Doing the Tarantella sorts me right out. Big love. U/495/75

V I Saw You One evening in the Basement. I realised I love you. You're my best friend Al. U/495/76

V I Saw You In Filmhouse Cafe Bar on Sat 15th May with lady who had bicycle outside. Thought I saw you in New Town bar a month or so ago. Fancy a coffee? U/495/77

V I Saw You () ginger one looking for bats. peat bogs and beardy weirdos! Start looking for clean shaven men. They're far tnore reliable! C&A. We love you! U/495/78

V I Saw You Wee Alan in Fever. you've given me one...A girl can dream can't she? U/495/79

V I Saw You Hiding behind another Vodka + Red Bull. catching drips from your (ieorgc Forman with that bot- tom lip. No Miracle (irow? U/495/80

V I Saw You Alan in I‘Iabana. You write for Smrsguv and I always try to make eye contact with you but you never notice! U/495/8l

V I Saw You in Planet ()ut. Lou Lou Bella you are hot and I want you. Fancy it‘.’ U/495/l V I Saw You 1)] Dale from Bootylushous. You set my pants on fire. Planet ()ut Wednesday U/495/82

V I Saw You In the Basement on 18/5. You were in suit and were with 2 friends. We made eye contact several times and you smiled. l was waiting for a friend but wished I was with you. Fancy a drink? U/495/83

V I Saw You or rather I Soy You. White trash with a micro- biotic spin. You bummed your way through the thin walls of a I970's pant wearing caravan and we discussed the merits of leek soup far too early in the morning. I'm still not con- vinced. How much fora toma- to? U/«l95/84

V I Saw You working at TL for 8 years now? I love your Rovers Return story and I'll miss your liileen Iivans School of Dance moves. I still can't believe I'm friends with a pikey but still. 'you've done a lot of good things!'. And don't get whiplash dancing to Britney come Friday. U/495/85


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