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Next issue out Thursday 19 August

Erotic Literature

Next week, a mainstream British publisher releases a book written by Melissa P (right), in which she describes in graphic detail her sexual awakening as a 15-year-old. Exploitative and offensive, or a brutally honest reflection of the minds of young women? We present the evidence.


What do the people of Tobermory think of their finest musical export? We take the CalMac ferry with singer Colin McIntyre back to his local village hall.


The sharpest reviews from the Edinburgh Festival.

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