night itist about every week. and have first-hand knowledge of how great this night is. It's the tisual inash ot postpunk. (‘86. indipop. dancing. latigliitig. living. kissing. and the obligatory inelange of fantastically sweet tunes.

I Neophilia at the l'niversal. Next date the.

I The N00 Groove at ()ran Mor.

l lpm 3am. £5. Weekly. This wonderful. long running club goes weekly at this new West lind institution. Brian and Nick play the best records from every angle of the funk spectrum. Ja/l. soul. house. hip hop and whatever. A brilliant weekly.

I Offset at Cube. l().3()pm 73am. £8 (£5). Weekly". Dance classics and full house from resident DJs. A very popular venue and club night.

I Pop Noodle Fridays at the (iarage. l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Retro. Britpop and alternative pop is played out in the attic. while Brian Macquillan. litian and (‘hris llesketh play in the main hall.

0 Psypher at the Arches. l lpin3ain. £tbc. 3 Sep only. l’sy'phet‘ present the British Murder Boys (AKA Surgeon and Regis) for their (ilasgow debtit. It’s gonna he a three hour live and DJ set over Final Scratch and Ahleton live. The whole thing will he supported. as ever. by l’sy'phet‘ residents (This and Bod. Sr'r' I)I'(’l'f(’ll'.

I Pulse Meets Redeye at the Soundhatis. Next date the.

I Pukka Funk at the Tunnel.

l lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Massive new night for the Tunnel. bringing together three of (ilasgow's best—known DJs. Kris Keegan. lain ‘Santos‘ Thomson and :\J. lixpect hig \‘ihes. cos this one‘s beeti hailed as Scotland's answer to lled Kandi.

I Pussy Galore at the (‘oi-iniliian. 9pm 2am. £tbc. Weekly. lluggy in his first ever west coast residency. playing alongside Jim l)a Best in this great (ilasgow venue.

I Red and Gold Room at Aria. l()piii 3am. Free before I lpm; £7 alter. Weekly. DJ Michael ()‘Sliea pops tip to spin only the finest salsa and Latin tunes to a very well-heeled Arta crowd.

I Rockit at Bamboo. l().3()pm -3am. £(i (£4). Weekly. ()ne room house. one room soul and funk and sotiie chillout in the lounge. An immensely popular night. 0 Slam 3b4zero Sessions at the Arches. l().3()pm 3am. £|2 (£10). 27 Aug only. The final session of its kind this summer and boy. is this going to rock. Slam go live alongside perhaps the greatest techno legend of them all -- Derek May. (let your tickets early to avoid disappointment. this is just one room of pounding craziness all night long. See preview:

I Stateside at Liquid Lounge.

l lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Get yer arse Stateside for a night of funk. soul. jazz. hip hop and broken beats with residents Aaron Petrie and Michael Rafferty.

I Tidy at the Shack. l(l.3()pm—3.3()am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Let that infectious Fri feeling take hold of you while DJ lain Hanlon takes control of the dance floor. I Tiger Tiger at Tiger Tiger.

1 lpm—3am. £6. Weekly. This hugely popular bar. club and restaurant goes wild after hours with a selection of commercial dance and R&B for all those stunning ladies and swanky boys.

I Time Lines at the Sub Club.

I lpm—3am. £tbc. 3 Sep only. Deetron is the latest dance music icon to spin tip a storm at this classic series from the Sub. Where else would you encounter artists and DJs like this‘.’ I ask you.

I What? at the Liquid Lounge. Next date the.

Chart & Party

I Babaza at Belo. ppm—3am (DJs from I lpm). Free before I lpm: £5 after. Weekly. The venue's legendary Fri nights take the name of the clubbing institution

that used to be here. l’aul Tray nor. Billy Jones and Ross Macmillan are tn charge of the music. and they 'vc been known to rip it tip in tire past.

I Destiny at Destiny. l lpm 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Destiny 's relaunch continues with up-for—it party tunes. house and RK B llavas.

I Fluid at Trash. l lpm 3am. £(i (£4 l. Weekly. Beat l(lh's Lisa Littlewood. Scott Mackay and Raw B all play as residents at this raucous party up at the triad end of town. Funky house. urban pop and loads of cheap home make it a winning proposition.

I Urban at the Tunnel. l lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. An R&B session courtesy of Paul N'Jie at this newly relaunched. classic (ilasgow venue.

Glasgow Saturdays


I The Buff at the Buff. 8pin-I3am. Free before l().3()pm; £5 after. Weekly. Kevan Stevens and Mark Robb cook up a little new school ja/l business at (ilasgow ‘s new _ia//. soul and ftitik club. I Club Cuba! at ('uba Nortc.

9pm 2am. Free. Weekly. (let ill touch with your Latin spirit at this night of classy dancing. Duncan. Farah and Shannon supply the finest Latin beats. Make sure you arrive early to guarantee entry.

I Club 69 at ('lub ()9. l lpm 3am. £8. 28 Aug. Welcoming cult 8()s legend the tiiaii behind the halo disco sound Alexander Robotnick (live).

0 Colours at the Arches. l lpm 3am. £tbc. 4 Sep. Monthly. lt’s haekl (‘olotlt's is one of the biggest club nights in the country. and it returns after a summer hiatus. French house guru David (itictta is the fine guest at this return party. and no doubt he's going to be treated to a rather raucous welcome hack from the ('oloul's massive.

I Cubism Hedonism at (‘ube. l().3()pm 4am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Scott plays the best in funky homegrown atid l'S house. fused with commercial and club classics in bar one. (‘utl and Dave M also continue to keep the daneelloors packed in (‘ube 44 with urban beats. ()pen to 4am throughout summer.

I Death Disco at the Arches. Next date 18 Sep.

I Deathkill4000 at Barlly.

l lpm~3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. A bit of hair metal. a twist of breakcore and some banging techno. served with lashiiigs of electro-punk and a side of Scandinavian rock'n‘roll.

I Divine at (ilasgow School of Art (downstairs). l()pm—3am. £6 (£5? £4): £3.50 (iSA students. Weekly. Deep ftitik. ()()s and 70s grooves and a loyal crowd go itito the tnix at this very long running Glasgow residents‘ night.

0 Emergency at the Universal at the l’niversal. l lpm—3am. £5. 4 Sep. Monthly. Andrew Back is the musical mastermind behind this new night of interesting. funky music. Fitting in perfectly with the wide mUsical remit is Sidewinder of Fenetik Records. Eskrima at Glasgow School of Art l()pm—3ain. £7 (£4—£6). Weekly. A great weekly. with rolling residents Jonnie Wilkes. Bizzy'. Twitch. Martin (Rub-A-Dub) and Spudd. who plays once a month with new up-and-coming DJs Tom and Close. and Dirty Larry. Techno. electro and house sounds from off the beaten track.

I Freakmenoovers at Glasgow School of Art. l()pm—3am. £7 (£4—£6). Weekly. The best dedicated hip hop club in the city. in the melting pot of the Art School every Saturday.

I Homecookin’ at Belo. l()pm~3am. Free before I lpm; £5 after. Weekly. l).ls Stewart McCallum and Joe Higgins keep the dance lloorjumping' all night long. mixing R&B tracks with the odd classic or old-school favourite. A new venue concept. but the same attitude to having a good time. so get on it.

I Homegrown at Bamboo.

l().3()pm 3am. £8 i£oi. Weekly. Steve Middleton. Dominic Martin. and Scotty B like to put on a bit of a show for the Bamboo masses on a Sat. Funky house music and some top notch Rth.

I Inside Out at the Arches.

l().3()pm 3am. Ho 28 Aug. Monthly. Still one of the Arches' ltlosl [N‘l‘llltll' nights. Perennial favourite Judge Jules plays a big trance house set along w ith Misstrcss Barbara. Marco V and (itiy ()rnadel. If there was any paint on the walls iii the Arches. this night would peel it off.

I Kevin Austin at ('anvas (Arta). l().3()pm~3ani. £7. Weekly. ('ontinue dancing to the main room sounds of funk. disco and club anthems while the live entertainment take a well-deserv ed break.

I Life at Life (Corinthian). l()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. A formidable night of funk for those who like their entertainment mature. but still iammin'. Ross .‘slaemillan presents a selection of soul. funk and disco augmented with original loops and samples to guarantee a new take on familiar sounds.

I Lite at ('orinthian. (lpm 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Beautiful new tnodern bar and club at this gorgeous Ingram Street mega-venue. They always ptit a lot into their venues. so try to make an effort. will you'.’

I Lush at the Polo Lounge.

l().3()pm —3am. £5. Weekly. Andy‘s in the Trophy Rooiii with hits from the (ills to the 8()s. while Tom provides an upfront dance selection in the main room. Has to be the prettiest gay club in the city.

0 Melting Pot at Riverside (’lub. Midnight 3am. £l(). 28 Atig. Monthly. Resident Billy Woods is joined by Andrew l’irie as Simon (‘ordincr is sunning himself iii 0/. lixpect underground disco classics from the past. the best of today‘s holise music. and a little bit of whatever takes their fancy. all with a nod to the great musical history of New York (‘ity. Truly one of the best nights for music ill the city.

I Mish Mash at (‘uha Norte. Next date 25 Sep.

I Moda at Moda. 9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Fine (ilasgow DJ (and footballer) Barry (‘iemmcl drops some explosive sounds at this beautiful bar in the gay district.

I Nurture at (‘lub (it). Next date the. I Old Skool Summer Sound System Part 2 at (‘arling Academy. 9pm ~-3am. £l(). Massive old skool rave from Back to the Future with live sets and DJ skills from N-Trance. N—Joi. l'ltrasonic. Scott Brown. Marc Smith. ()bsession. Bass (lenerator. Joe Deacon. l’aul Harper and M(‘ Madman. See pn’rlr’u‘.

I Red and Gold Room at Aria. l()pm~3am. Free before I lpm; £8 after. Weekly. Billy Milligaii mans the decks at this line night of Latin house. If your life needs spicing up. look no further. I Shine On at Corinthian.

l lpm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. Gordon Miller and Ross Macmillan rock the joint after a session in the Lite bar. Lots of funk and fun all round as the residents take in the tenres they want.

0 ubculture at the Sub Club.

I lpm—3am. £l(). Weekly. A classic Subculture guest drops by on 28 Aug. Chicago house legend Derrick Carter is behind the decks for an evening of the most intensely funky shit you have ever heard. Expect unity. happiness and a general sense that all is right with the world.

I Superfly at the W'oodside Social. Next date the.

I Tiger Tiger at Tiger Tiger.

l lpm—3am. £6. Weekly. Most of the boys and girls at Tiger Tiger like to look the part. so nice frocks and suits are a good idea. The music policy is commercial dance and the ubiquitous R&B.

listings Clubs

First-Rate It's scratchy hip hop all round with ex-Scratch Pervert First— Rate alongSIde Krash Slaughta. Neil Macmillan and Provinalist Karim. As you might expect. beat-box battles are also the order of the day. Liquid Lounge, Thu 26 Aug.

3b4zero Techno will never die. and this night proves why. Scene legend Derek May spins alongside our very own Stuart and Orde who provide a much anticipated full live preview of new album Year Zero. The Arches, Fri 27 Aug.

Melting Pot Trust us. this is one of the best nights for music in the city. Taking its cue from the great musical history of NYC. this is a funky party with residents Billy Woods and (substituting Simon Cordiner) Andrew Pirie. The Riverside Social Sat 28 Aug.

Subculture They've been in this little Hitlist box perhaps more than anyone else. and this time Harri and Domenic lure the venerable Derrick Carter to the Sub. Read my lips: ‘This will rock.‘ The Sub Club, Sat 28 Aug.

Psypher New night bursting on to the scene with an uncompromising opening act. the British Murder Boys (AKA Surgeon and Regis) appear for their long overdue Glasgow debut. A three-hour live set, with residents Chris and Bod in support. The Arches, Fri 3 Sep.

Colours This scarily large club night returns with a guest DJ set from French dance guru David Guetta. Should be a very big one indeed. The Arches, Sat 4 Sep.

Emergencey at the Universal Another club (mercifully) looking at music with a fresh eye. Andrew Back oversees the music. while great guest Sidewinder (pictured) of Fenetik Music also plays out. The Universal, Sat 4 Sep.

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