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You might expect BBC presenter and former war correspondent JEREMY BOWEN to get passionate about piano, cooking and his kids. but having a penchant for Michael Parkinson's suits?

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What was the last thing you stole?

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If you could wake up tomorrow and have obtained one ability what would it be?

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How many times a day do you look in the mirror? As the yams; go by, lower and fewer.

You could quit your job and start afresh tomorrow and have the skills to do something completely new. What would you choose to do?

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Tell us the punchline to your favourite joke?

What, if anything, is too serious to joke about?

What’s your favourite biscuit?

What song would you hate to be played at your funeral? Have you ever exploited your position to get something?

Who would you like to play you in the film of your life?

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Do gentlemen prefer blondes?

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State of Emergency

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