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Britain's premier soul songstrel BEVERLEY KNIGHT might not have to look for her keys much but she’ll have a job finding her dog.

Which time in history would you have loved to have lived? And why? As an adult in the earl, 70s. because the music was so great What’s the most rock’n’roll thing you’ve done today? Signed a couple of autographs Your house is on fire, loved ones and pets are safe, you have a chance to go and retrieve one thing, what would it be? My Vinyl collection

What was the last thing you stole? A dressing go‘.‘.'n from a hotel.

What’s your least favourite country? And why? Luxembourg is strange It's colourless and claustrophobic

If you could wake up tomorrow and have obtained one ability what would it be? To be multilingual.

How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Countless times? I'm vain and I don‘t care who knows it!

You could quit your job and start afresh tomorrow and do something completely new. What would you choose to do? I'd be BHIHIHS first black prime minister.

Tell us the punchline to your favourite joke? ‘la—(lal'

What, if anything, is too serious to joke about? HIV AIDS is no laughing matter.

What’s your favourite biscuit? Hob Nobs obvrously.

What song would you hate to be played at your funeral?

'Greatest Day‘ by me. for obvrous reasons.

How big do you tip in restaurants? Depends on how cute the waiter is.

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Have you ever exploited your position to get something? Did you get the results you hoped for? Clothes Adidas lust hooked me and nix, whole hand up'

Who would you like to play you in the film of your life? Who do you actually think would play you? Angela Bassett fun! she tumult! mt cotnse oblige

When did you last dance? What was the occasion? At a club last meek. tor my mates birthday

Do gentlemen prefer blondes? Only the unenlightened Once you hate black. you don't look back.

Can you cook? What‘s your signature dish? You can't mess mth mt, Jerk (:hitken, rice and peas When did you last cry? What was the reason? Watching the, ' .' DVD so funny!

What’s your biggest regret? Blue National Health specs. Hell no

Who is the best-dressed British celebrity? What gives them that special something? Skin 7 style. edge and sex appeal for years. What’s the longest you’ve ever pursued a man for? And was it successful or not? Prince and I'm still after him.

What do you like best about your life? lne fact that my 'Job' is actually my life long passion and always Will be,

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