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How would you like it if someone chopped off your legs and then made you sit in a bucket while children and red cheeked adults throw coloured packages all around your phantom limbs? Killing real spruce pines is cruel whatever way you look at it. so why not invest in a good plastic tree and a can of pine spray. It will last you forever. and by then someone may have worked out how to recycle polyfibrous plastics.

The clue is in the name: ‘LEFT' ‘OVER‘, the bits of the meal that didn't quite qualify as good enough to make it onto the plate first time round. And don't think disguising them between two slices of bread makes it acceptable. We‘re not hobos. We do not need to scrabble around in the rubbish for bones to gnaw on. A meal is to be savoured, not to be rehashed in a slightly less fresh and appetising form a day later.