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Thursday 3

Glasgow Jongleurs Comedy Club lougglt-uix. l (i(' Building. Rcuticxx \ucct. “hall” Vim? Hpm. L" Rock \Hilti court-d} dtlltlll from :\I l’itchci. pli\‘-t'lilt'll\k‘ .lunioi Suupxon. llllplt'\\litlll\l \tctano l’aoluu .tltd inc Runny} Ni) it'latiun to “attic l’icxumahl}

The Thursday Show HIL' \taud. Hi \\1N itiidlldx Rudd. llh-‘ll (till) (ill55 H. illpm it; Hi lirucc |)c\|in \tcpx III a\ tompcic to intioducc ( 'anadian 'Iom Static. .ilth'd .tlld .Ii‘cllt'd it} i.l\l '\C.ll.\ l’crrici \L'\\Utlllt'l \icloi \Yill liodggxon. l)tinlciinliuc\ \tcwn Dick and .lanc (.illhllt'

Edinburgh

Big Night Out ixgo. l-l l’icat'd} I’lacc. 55i IV]. ()[llll iam. LIN Llll. Hi3; i\llll;tllll appcal hcnclil l'pxlaih thcic‘x Inc action lrom thc .'\ltditltlllldi Shoumcn and “K utth I” kick\ lioui 'l'rcnd} \Vcnd}. liahcx. Slm c .\ll\llll and l'roxt}. |)o\\n\tau\ it‘x conicd} lioui liathgach Hill |)c\\ai. I’aul Sucddou. (iraciuc 'I'hoinax and .-\u\\ic lunu} man Kician iilllit'l.

Big Word Performance Poetry l‘lit- iron. ‘) Htmtct‘ Squarc. Hiin Succt. 330 (Nil. ‘) llpm. L51L3l. llcadlinci (‘lucctt Slicha. a inultiplc \lam \xinncr lrom \orlolk. Virginia I\ ioincd h) puppctccr Richard .\lcdring_'tou. .\l.uri (‘amphcll .lack. plux .\l( \ .lcm Rollx and .lcnn} lindxa}.

The Three Tuns Comedy Night 'l‘lic ’l'hrcc 'l‘unx \Vinc Vaultx. 7 l l Hanmct' Strcct. (WNW 5533-15. ‘lpin. l-rcc. Hoxt .lamic .-\ndcr\on inlroduccx a llll\ ol lrcxh laccx and mpcricnccd cotttcd} talcntx l'rom thc ('apital ('oincd} crcu.

The Thursday Show 'l‘hc Stand. 5 York l’lacc. 55.\' "7272. 0pm. Us l [3 L5). ('anadian (ilcn \Yool \harcx thc coiucd} \lagc \\ ith .lcnixh l'unn} girl .ltilict

Mc} crx. Sat and Hall”) .\lc('ro\\an. \\ ith lop itoxl l‘rankic Ho} lc kccping lhc laughtcr hall rolling.

The Snatch Social 'l‘hc liquid Room. ‘h‘ Victoria Sll't‘cl. 335 35(v1.

10.30pm Rant. [-1 19.5.5“), l’ilth} caharct» dixco lthlttll lcaturing 'l‘ap \\'atcr .r\\\ard “inncr 'l'on} ('artcr and Harr) .'\lll\\\ttl'lil. liahcx and 'I'rcnd} \chd} ttttonlhl} rcxidcnti \uppl} thc tuncx.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club .longlcut'x. l'(i(' Building. chl'rcu Strcct. USN)" 87070", 3pm. LIZ. Scc Thu 3.

The Stand 'l‘hc Stand. 555 \Yoodlandx Road. um) htltl (M55. 8.3lliiiti. {8 it" I. \cht (‘ountr_\ lad \Yill Hodgxon toinx coincd} l'orccx \\ ith card trickxtcr Stmcn Dick. .lanc (‘hrixtic and gucxt compcrc Vladimir .\lc'l'a\ ixh.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club .Ionglcurx. ()inni (critic. (irccnxidc l’lacc. “85”” 87070". 8.15pm. U2. (ilamcgian l"rankic Bo} lc trawlx caxt tor a night ol laughx \\ ith actttr»cuiii-coincdian Hal (‘nittcndcu and conlidcnt tunn} man Scan (‘oilittx

The Stand 'l‘hc Stand. 5 York l’lacc. 55.\‘ 7273. ‘lpin. [5' (Fl. (‘anadian (ilcu \\'ool l;tkC\ lilt‘ ttttdlL‘llCL‘ tilt \UlllL' lligith til lanc). accompanicd ialhcit \cparatcl} i h} local ho} [land Ka}. .lulict .\lc_\ cr\. l)ann_\ \it‘(‘l'tl\\dll and it‘l\l\ hint .ialtL' .\lacka_\. '

The Bedlam lmproverts Bcdlam .l‘hL'dU'L'. I li‘ Bt'i\lt\ i’lacc. 33.5 9305. Ill.5tlpiii. £3.50 iUi. long \tanding latc night laughtcr iiNilution. inxoh in; tnuch atidicncc participation. drunkcn rc\clr\ and \pontancoux comcd} ganicx. '

Saturday 5

Glang Jongleurs Comedy Club .Ii 'Zijic‘lllx l (i(' Building. ix’cnlic‘a \ticd. “‘5”— \"H"ll5 \pm :1; \cc Ilia i Madcap Comedy Club lil.‘ \ldl.‘ “at. 1 1H Holland Mint “3 3l5‘l \ *Hpui L5IL1u i)c\ \l.l can takcw to ill.- liiuchght \xith \uppott lioin \ii\\i.' Kician Hutlci. ( thic. ( 'atiadzaii ( nlcii idlllHHI and douhlc act \latt_\ t\ \laitiii ()pcii \pot\ ale .nailahlc

The lilk' \idllti, ;;;\\l'\‘\iitlii\i\ Rudd ani (Mi («H< up”, 11:. in. \ lit 1. but \‘.llit hmt lanc \lat k.i_\

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club .litllfjh'llh. ()uini (critic. (iicciNdc I’latc. infill" .\Wl“ll" .\ 15pm Lli \cc i ll 1

The Stand Ihc \tand. 5 York I’latc. 5.55 "353 ‘lpm LllliLM \cc I ll 1. although \ ladimu \lc Ln l\il i.li\k'\ oxct

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Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service iilt' Sldllti. {55\\lltlti|.lllti\ Road, iix"o (ion on“ .\ lupin Lt

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Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway l'lic Stand. 5 York l’lacc. 55X “353. lpm. l'icc. llclp hcat lhc Sundtn morning h|uc\ \\llil a hcalth} doxc ol i.tllj._‘ill\'l proxidcd h} lrccxt_\lc coincd} \\l/.llti\ l’aul (iraham and Stuart \ltupli}

The Sunday Night Laugh-In llic Stand. 5 York I’lacc. 555 “353. \. ml‘ltt. Ll lLI ( 1i. \Yinnci ol thc l’crricr \cucomct .\\\ard. \Ylii Hodgxon cntcrlainx Ill lux o\\n idio\_\ncr.itic \t_\ lc. \\llil conipan} lrom lcixl) hmt Ilrucc |)c\ lin. l‘hcrcK a|\o thc chancc to \\ in pt‘i/cx in lhc “topical traxh} gulf.

Glasgow

Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance 'l'lic Stand. 533 \Voodlandx Road. (that) (illll (ill55. Nillpm. [4. Much loxcd cotncd) imprm night \\ith Sand} .\'c|\on. Raynond \lcarnx .loc Hccnan and |)c\ .\lc| .can. pith thcir truxt} thllltll' and piano tor cotttpatt}.

Edinburgh

Red Raw 'l‘hc Stand. 5 York I’lacc. 55X "’37:. .\'..illptii. L'l. ,lohtt \lcliridc initiattw a nc\\ group ol coiucth \ irguix into thc

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Piranha Performance Poetry Show Hohrood lkncrn. ‘) Hohrood Road. 55‘ 4052. 0pm. l‘rcc. Piranha l’crlormancc i’octt'} \ lltttltliti} opcn mic night hoxlcd h) thc inunitalilc (ia/ |)cath and .lonathan R \luirhcad.

Glasgow

Red Raw [liilk' Sldlld. .555 \Yttitdialtth Road. ox‘o (too (iofifi. xfiupm. (3 it! i. Hrucc l-ummc} and .-\nd_\ Rcid guidc a ittlltdltli Hi ltL‘“ c‘tttttL‘l\ Ultltt lildl Hi. coincd} l'ttttd.

Edinburgh

The Fred MacAulay Show 'l'lic Stand. 5 York l’lacc. 558 "2‘3. Nillpm. is New“. 'l‘hc top 'l'\' pcrxonaht}. radio hroadcaxtcr. all-round racontcur and gcnial \tandup comic hringx anothcr \hcc ot' ill\ tiniguc humour to kill]! liliti“ L‘L‘h.

Hairy Watt Comedy lict‘tot \\.iu l'nixcrxtt} l'nion. Riccartou. 45] 5 ‘3 “pm. L5 Bdiihllc‘ rantcr Ra}ttiottd .\lcaru\. \xoi'dpla} \Mtllth‘l l)c\ ('larkc and John k)th tcaiu tip tor lill\ fortnight!) comcd} \lol. Studcntx and gucxtx oul_\. Scc caption.

oANIEL KITSON The Stand. Edinburgh, Wed 9 Feb

Learning to scuba dive and bake plum tarts. Daniel Kitson's recent four month sabbatical could be dismissed as self-indulgent laziness. Jesus only needed 40 days and nights before the performing itch reclaimed Him. And His critics real/y crucified Him. But publicity-shy and people-allergic as Kitson can be, he needs space to dream it all up again. Liable to savage the hand that strokes him - calling Peter Kay ‘a cunt‘ for example the Perrier Award’s hairiest ever winner is still the UK‘s cleverest misanthrope. Bar none, Jimmy Carr.

Despite being a tempermentalist who marked his comeback with a fit of plate smashing, he does possess a lovely, cuddly side, performing last- minute tsunami benefits and having whip rounds to send audience members to Bilbao. Which beats Coventry, if you piss him off. But probably beats it anyway. So after the mixed bag of Fringe reviews (‘ill-prepared, ill- judged, ill-tempered’ c/o The List) and after the evocative stories of adolescent dancing and his kids TV show about a racist penis not getting commissioned, why not catch this reluctant prophet in his preparation for the Glasgow and Melbourne comedy festivals?

Doing more storytelling and undoubtedly referring to his notebook constantly, it’ll probably be a rambling work in progress. But there should be enough inspired ad libs and hilarious deviance to ensure the swelling of his disciples’ ranks once more. (Jay Richardson)

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