SlANl) til" SCOTT CAPURRO The Stand, Edinburgh, Tue 5 Apr; the Stand, Glasgow, Wed 6 Apr

One of the most wonderfully cringeworthy TV moments of last year came during the opening episode of E4’s The Kings of Comedy. With Stan Boardman and Scott Capurro vying for the public vote to stay in, word came through that E4’s phone lines had gone down and that the pair’s fate would be decided by a show of hands from the studio audience. Cue scorn and outrage from the assembled comics as the gay San Franciscan and gregarious Scouser went, as it were, head to head.

History will tell you that Capurro lost the vote but won plenty sympathy as the shambles resulted in his eviction from the little laughter household. Still, Capurro’s few moments among his peers such as Janey Godley and Andrew Maxwell, and those ‘heroes‘ of yesteryear like Mick Miller and Boothby Graffoe (ha ho) showed that he was as far away from his vicious stage act (“Anne Frank: that little bitch’ anyone?) as you can get. Stage Capurro would have lasted five minutes before crudely destroying the less than agreeable features of Stan Boardman’s character, but Scott Capurro seemed to simply love going along with the ride.

In this pair of DDT Specials, Capurro will hopefully give us more material of the kind that had nuns chasing him (metaphorically) around Liverpool, outraged at his eroticisation of Christ, and left everyone else somewhat askance at his lust for Jeffrey Dahmer. Charming. (Brian Donaldson)

Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to comedy®list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Rachael Street.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongletirs. l’(i(‘ Building. Renlrew Street. 0870“ 870707. 8pm. £7. local biws R.i_\mond Mearns and Des .\lcl.can share a stage with Ronnie lidward and unhol) preacher the Re\et'end Obadiah Stepwnwolte Ill.

The Thursday Show The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 0870 000 o055. 8.30pm. £6 i£5). Phyical l‘ttnn} man Joe Roonc)

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joins (ireg Mcllugh and trul} wicked

campster Bruce l)e\ lin.

Edinburgh Big Word Performance Poetry The 'l’ron. 9 Hunter Square. High Street. 226 093 l. ‘l l lptn. £3 i£2). Poetr} fun from musical duo Rob tk Seats. Paisle} lad} 'l‘rac} Patrick. Frank Matthews and l)undee's ('iar} Robertson. Hosted b} Jeni Rolls and Jenn} Lindsay Reg Anderson’s Comedy Night @ Acanthus Acanthus. l7 \Yaxerle} Bridge. 556 2358. 0pm. Free. John (iillick and triends stand-up at Reg Anderson's monthl} cttltlcd} \lUl.

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £(t i£5 l. Split personalit} Aussie comic Brendon Burns

tights with his alter egos in the compan} ot' tamil} man Mark Bratchpiece. Sat. Rob (i and new I} bearded host Frankie Bo} le The Snatch Social The l.lt)tlltl Room. Vc Victoria Street. 22.5 250-1 10 30pm 3am £4 i£3 50) l'iltlt} cabaret disco tusion teaturing compcrc Hair) :\llt\\\t)l1lt iaka tormer Perrier Best Newcomer (ianh ('rtnksltank) Babes and Trend} \Vend} iinonthl} resident) suppl} hip hop and lunk) tunes ('heck their w ebsttc w w w.snatclisix‘tal.coin tor more into

One Big Laugh The Three luns \Vine Vaults. 7 ll llanmet' Street. 0| 31 225 54l2. 'l‘imes \ar). l-rce. Michael Mcliw an. Mac Star and a host ot otlict‘ comedians attempt 3!) hours ot continuous laughs to raise monc} tor Depression .-\lliancc Scotland (io to w w w,otiebiglattgli.ci)m tor tlctalls. Sec Plitllt‘ caption.

Paisley

Stand Up Paisley l’aisle} Arts (‘entre. New Street. 887 Hill) 8pm. £5.50 t£3.50i. ('heek} cliattcrbm Stisan Morrison hosts this regular stand-up session. with Irish headliner Michael Redmond and hard man (Ear) l.ittlc.

Stirling

Just Laugh Comedy Club 'l‘olhooth. Jail Wyn], 0l78o 274000. 8pm. £8 (UH. Big line-up ot' Iauglttcr-incisters lt‘ttltll'tllg‘ Bellast bo} Kenn Ha} es. Neil McFarlanc. Bathgate lunn} ntan Bill l)ewar and compere Bruce Fumme}.

Glasgow

Peter Powers Pa\ ilion Theatre. l2l chllcltl Street. 332 lX-lb. 7.30pm. £lll ll}pltt)li\t act trom a man dtthbed "the Alt (i M inpnotism'. including a strictl} adults onl) midnight show on Saturday. Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. l'(i(' Building. Renl‘rew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £l2. See Thu 3!.

The Stand The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 0870 ()(X) ()055. 8.30pm. £8 (£7). Physical comedian Joe RoonL'}. who is probany best known as Fr l)aino in l‘ill/lt’l' 'Ii'il. joins Motherw'ell's Mark Bratchpiece. Derek Lightloot and host Sttsan Morrison.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club .longleurs. ()mni ('entre. (ireenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £12. Mike Milligan joins coined} forces with smart stand-up Alistair Barrie. (ieordie rantcr (iayin Webster and ex-Iiig [trek/tie presenter Patil 'l‘onkinson.

You Havin' a Laugh Why Not'.’. 14 (ieorge Street. (124 8633. 8pm. £5. Vladimir Mc'l‘ax'ish headlines. with support from Jo Jo Sutherland and more special guests at this onc-oll coined) night organised b} students l'rom Jewel

tk lisk’ Valley College. All procccds go towards the Asian Tsunami Appeal.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £|0 i£8). Hardcore :\U\.\lc Brendon Burns teams up with (ireg McHugh. Saj. Rob (i and compere lane Macka}.

One Big Laugh The Three Tuns Wine Yaults. 7—1 1 Hanover Street. 0| 3| 225 54l2. Times tar}. Free. See Thu 3|.

Glasgow

Peter Powers Pavilion Theatre. l2l Rentield Street. 332 I846. 7.30pm 6; ll.55pm. £10. See Fri l.

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jungleurs. ['(iC Building. Renl‘rew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £l3. See Thu 3t.

Madcap Comedy Club The State Bar. 1-18 Holland Street. 332 2l5‘). 9pm. £5 i£4). Buckl‘ast tan Kieran Butlerjoins Joe McKenzie. who returns to the comedy stage alter becoming a father. Open spots also available.

The Stand The Stand. 333 \Voodland~ Road. 0870 600 6055. 9pm. £l0 (£8). See Fri 1. but with host Jane Mack‘a};

JOHN FLINT

Who's he then? A politics graduate and trained teacher who has been performing since 1997. He has written columns for the Evening News and Scottish Left Revrew (check out his piece on political comedy in issue 27) and contributed to radio show, Velvet Cabaret.

HIS best bit A shaggy. vomit— soaked tale of the last bus back from Glasgow to Edinburgh.

In three words Ginger. political, Scottish.

Where we saw him The Stand. Edinburgh. Sun 20 Mar.

Anyone else good on the bill that night? Compere Bruce Devlin kept the throng chuckling with his camp mayhem, including a potentially violent run-in with a heckler called Rosemary who threatened to invade the stage early on before wisely departing at the first interval.

Where can we see John Flint next? The Stand. Edinburgh. Wed 20 Apr. (Brian Donaldson)

Edinburgh Jongleurs Comedy Club Joiigleuis. ()mni ('entt‘c. (ireenside Place. 0870" 870707. 8.l5pm. £l3. See l'l'l I.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 55H 7272. 9pm. £l0i£8i See Fri l. although Susan Morrison takes o\ er as compete.

Glasgow

Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand. 33.3 \Votxllantls Roatl. 0870 (till) 6055. 8.30pm. £4 (£1 £3). Mark Bratchpiece and \Yootl} |oin tlcatlpan lt‘lslt host Michael Redmond.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. lpm. Free. Help beat the Sunda) morning blues with a health} dose ol‘ laughter prm ided b} treest} le coined} w i/ards Paul Graham and Stuart Murphy

Sunday Night Laugh-In The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£1 £3). Filthytongued host Bruce l)e\ lin welcomes Glaswegian l'unn} men Raynoin Mearns and Neil Mcl'arlane into the comcd} lold.

Monday 4

Edinburgh

Piranha Performance Poetry Show Holyrood Taxern. 9 Holyrood Road. 557 4972. 9pm. Free. Piranha Performance Poetr} 's montth open mic night. hosted b} the initnitable Gal Death and Jonathan R Muirhead.