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Spring is a bloody liar of a season. The deceptive swine who promises so much but delivers so little. While the daffodils and tulips bloom and the sun vaguely threatens to shine we discard winter coats like naive streakers. It only takes minutes to be out the house before it starts going at it like Hurricane Janice or something. Keep your sou‘wester on or keep indoors until the first snows of summer have come.