I Utter Gutter at Riverside Club. midnight 3am. £o. 2-1 Jun. Monthly. Madatne S and llushpuppy host this very happening bash for anti-mainstream clubbing queers. fucked-up nightlife freaks. club kids and hetero hipsters. Playing filthy homo-electro. junk rock. disceau beats and punk treats to a very up-for-it crowd of party people.

I Vandal at the Liquid Lounge.

l()pm 3am. Free before I lpm; £5 after. Weekly. DJs Mash of Beat l()(i fame and (iianni of llaptic give Friday nights a good kick up the backside. A formidable duo with formidable tastes.

Glasgow Saturdays

Club

I The Butt at the Spiegeltent. |().3()pm 3am. £8. See Thu 23 Jun. but with DJ Al Kent & the Million Dollar ()rchestra and Max Asante on l8 Jun and the Hi lleel Sneckers. DJ Kev Stevens and Mr Robb on 25 Jun.

I Chakra at the Soundhaus.

ll.3()pm 5am. £l2 (£l()). 25. Monthly. Yabadabadtxux). It’s all going a bit Flintstones themed at this month‘s (‘hakra [f you feel you can do Barney. Fred or Wilma justice. then get your rags on and walk yourself down in a bottomless car made of rocks to this fun night for gay people and their friends.

I Club Africa Bambataa at the (‘arnival Arts (‘entre. 8pm late. £5. l8 Jun only. Part of Refugee Week in Scotland. Recognised for its distinctive concoction of African music with thought-provoking lyrics. Music from Ivory (‘oast. (‘ongolis. Ndomboloo. Angola. Uganda. Kenya. Bongo Flava. Kinyau Nyau. R&B. hip hop. ragga. and

also a young African R&B. hip hop singer. M(‘ lilvis. will be on stage. With (ilasgow‘s best African DJs Karim. Fuad and Spincy.

.‘1 Club Nolr at (‘arling Academy.

9pm 2am. £l2 (£9). 1 l Jun. Saucy Seaside Postcards is the theme this month at Scotland's most popular burlesque night. Bruce Morton. Jimmy Vee. Mistress Scarlet. B&B Landlady. Twinset and 'I'wirls plus many more wonderful characters provide the entertainment. For the dancing. DJ Loveless and Neil from

l‘)5()s night All 'l‘ore llp provide the tunes.

This is the last ('1th Noir until ()ctober. I DeathKilMOOO at Barfly. l lpm 3am. £5 (£4). 25 Jun. Monthly. Nosebleed techno. cock rock. industrial. punk and anything else they feel like playing at (ilasgow‘s most happening alternative rock night.

I Death Disco presents Erol Alkan at the Arches. 10.30pm 3am. £l() (£8). ll Jun only. A one-off special to launch lirol Alkan's eagerly awaited Bugged ()u! Album 'l‘our. Yes. this man was pretty much responsible for a lot of bandwagon jumping a few years back. He famoust mixed New ()rder‘s ‘Blue Monday‘ with Kylie. turning the world and its sister on to mash-up and bastardised pop. llis anarchic sets are the stuff of legend. Quality. Twitch supports. See preview page 37.

I Death Disco at the Arches.

llpm 3am. £l() (£8). l8 Jun. Monthly. They give and they just keep on giving. Death Disco spoil its this month with the second of their glittering line-ups. This week special guest Joakim (Kill the DJ/l‘igersUshi. Paris) joins resident Mingo-(io as well as a live treat from the Niallisl.

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A session from the good times master that is Norman Jay is just one of the cool events taking place at the Spiegeltent at this year’s Royal Bank of Scotland Jazz Festival.

The Buff’s Mark Robb takes control with the aforementioned Mr Jay (17 Jun),

AI Kent & the Million Dollar Orchestra (18 Jun), Gino Washington & the Ram

Jam Band (19 Jun), the Venafro Cafe Orchestra (20 Jun), the Everything

Treatment (21 Jun), The Fusion Experience (22 Jun) and Sidewinder (23 Jun). Fri 7 7 Thu 23 Jun, the Buff at the Spiegeltent, Glasgow.

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I Disciples of Disco at (‘ube.

l()pm 3am. £tbc. Weekly. (‘ube Friday‘s go Disco. (ierry Lyon. Lil' Rich. and Derek llo play the funky tunes all night a-long.

I Divine at (ilasgow School of Art.

l()pm 3am. £3.5()--£(i. Weekly. Deep funk. ol)s and 70s grooves and a loyal crowd go into the mix at this very long running (ilasgow residents' night.

I Eskrirna at (ilasgow School of Art. l()pm 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Techno. Acid. Flectro with the creme de la cretne of rolling residents including Spudd. Dirty Larry and ()ptimo DJs Twitch and Wilkes. I Groovelet at MAS. l().3()pm 3am. £8. Weekly. Sexy vocal hoUse. R&B. soul and party tunes from Paul N'Jie. Peter Brown. Steven Brown. Brian and DJ Dave.

I Heads Down Thumbs Up at ()‘llenrys Basement. 8pm lam. £2 (£l ). 35 Jun. Monthly. A place for all you bright young things to commemorate. celebrate or commiserate the month that was. Featuring the best soul. mod. rock'n'roll. Motown. jitter punked-up. sweaty. boom betty music from resident [Us the XI. (‘oriolis and B- Men. Regulars should note there will be no live band performance this month from the X].

I Homecookin’ at the Social.

l()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. DJs Stewart Mc(’a|lum and Joe lliggins keep the music jammin' and the dance floor jumpirf all night long. R&B tracks mixed with the odd classic and old-skool favourites. Jtist watch out for football players.

I Homegrown at Bamboo. l lpm 3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with (iavin

McLeod. and J-Mc playing soul and R&B.

I Inside Out at the Arches. l()pm 3am. £l8. 25 Jun. Monthly. (ilasgow’s premiere hard trance night welcomes one time resident Judge Jules back to his spiritual home along with Mauro Picotto. (‘hristopher Lawrence. Above and Beyond and residents Simon Foy. Alan Belshaw and Fraser Latta. (iet there early. I Melting Pot at the Riverside ('lub. 12pm 3am. £10. 25 Jun. Monthly. Disco classics from residents Simon (‘ordiner

and Mr Billy Woods at this great Glasgow

I Monox at the Soundhaus. l lpm 5am. £9 (£7). l8 Jun. Monthly. Dan. The Wasp and the rest of the crew welcome special guests Detroit's Arron (‘arl live llilectrofunk/Mctroplex) and Jason Brunton (lridite Records). Be prepared to wear your shoes out and perspire a lot with these guys at the helm.

I Night Train at (ilasgow ('entral llotel. 9pm 2am. £5 (£3). 25 Jun. As ever resident DJs play soul. funk. rock'n’roll. garage. .ska and lots of old blues dance to a crowd of enthusiastic and up-for-it funk revellers. This month they welcome regulars the Mighty Saturns plus (iamma Vs Delta to the fore.

I Red and Gold Room at ('anvas. l()pm 3am. £7. Weekly. Billy Milligan mans the decks at this line night of latin house. If your life needs spicing up. look no further.

I Session at the Soundhaus.

llpm 4am. £l() (£8). ll Jun. Monthly. Residents Sergio lincide. James (iray. (‘ommodore. Jamie Ramage and (‘olin Sales tUFRliAK/(‘oloursl are joined by special guest and techno royalty Danilo Vigorito (Intelligence). A bit of a treat as Mr Vigorito's llK apjwaranecs are extremely rare. In fact. this is only the second time he has play ed on these shores.

Skadancecraze at the Renfrew Ferry. l()pm 3am. £9. l8 Jun only. A one off event in honour of all things ska. 'l'his ‘R‘ Z-l'one and Bombskare play live with a host of guest DJs dusting off a mixture of rocksteady and 2-'l‘one ska. Archived visuals from the 2-'l‘one era provide the

backdrop.

The latest club news

The annual Pride march takes place in Edinburgh on 25 June, and pretty much every gay club and bar in town will be donating a DJ to the massive Ocean Pride Party - a massive after party - down at Ocean Terminal. It’s organised by Alan Joy and will be spread across two rooms. For more info check www.pride-scotia.org and for tickets to the bash call in at Habana, the Regent, 0 Store or log onto www.ticketweb.co.uk.

Twitch and Wilkes moonlighting in their other DJ guise are to release the first in their Black Rabbit Whorehouse singles series ‘Vol 1‘ this month on OSCarr. As per usual. expect leltfield Quality from the duo. with a glitch techno and micro house vibe.

It’s a big day for Messenger Soundsystem on 11 June. There’s their usual club night at the Bongo, but they are also putting in a daytime session on Leith Links between 3pm and 5pm, as part of the Leith Festival 2005. Sunshine and deep dub grooves - what more could you want?

And finally. just a quickie to let you know that Chinawhite. Glasgow is launching its Limited Edition Brazilian Bikinis. They're available on red. black or white as so elegantly modelled by DJ Tranny (pictured) and friend. They cost £30 a shot and are available from www.chinawhite- glasgowcom.

I Subculture at the Sub (‘lub.

llpm 3am. £l2. Weekly. Putting the Sub in club. the hardest working residents in the land. llarri and Domenic do what they have been doing best for l l years. Rick Wade drops in on ll Jun to stir things up. I Subplate 003 Record Launch Night at Buddha's Backyard.

llpm 3am. £7 (£(i). ll Jun only. The man has many names and indeed talents to match. (ioing by the name Depth (‘harge tonight (others include ()ctagon Man. (irimm Death and J Saul Kane). the pioneering producer and DJ treats us to one of his charged electro sets. Sleepless (‘rew play a live acid set with support from Martin (Rubabdub) and Jackmaster (Monox. l’oinl ()tle).

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