I Fluid at MAS. I lpm» 3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Another of the Trash nights that were forced to move due to the fire. DJs Lisa Littlewood and Scott MacKay (Beat I06). DJ ('ut/ and DJ Status play the funkiest of house tunes and ctttting edge turntablism to a great party crowd.

I Freakmenoovers at Blanket.

I lpm 3am. £3 £6. Weekly. A new weekly residency for the l-‘reakmenoovers crew. DJs Dema and Nice on rotation. playing the best in hip hop. funk. street soul and R&B.

I Fresh at the Polo Lounge. I lpm 3am. £5. Weekly. Michelle and Andy are in charge of the musical duties at this delicious. gay/mixed Merchant (‘ity club. Most who enter come out smiling.

I Funhouse at Barfly. I lpm 2am. £6. Weekly. A night of clued-up punk and cathartic indie pop nonsense. lt's pogo-a- gogo with Radio l’s V'ic (ialloway and Mr Pattl Needles.

=i< The Funk Room at the Arches.

I lpm 3am. £6 (£5). 16 Sep. Monthly. A Soul Scotland Special with (‘hris ‘Bcans’ (ieddes (Belle & Sebastian). Pattl Molloy (Friday Street). Lenny llarkins ((‘aledoniasoull and the original ‘Big' Kev from (ioodl'ool.

I It’s All About the Music at AB(‘2. I lpm 3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. liuan Neilson does the honours at this night of

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cutting edge and classic sounds.

I Jacking DC at the l.'ttiv'ersztl.

l lpm 3am. £5. I6 Sep. Monthly. Hats off

to the lacking D(' crew. A new electronic party filled with (‘hicago and Detroit sounds. Back to basics with influences that include Dancetnania. Relief and (‘ajuaL Nice one.

I Little League at RAFA (‘lub.

9pm lam. £3. 9 Sep. Monthly. This is the last Little League of 2005 and to go otit with a themed bang. it's a Strangeways special to coincide with the I8th anniversary since the release of the Smiths last album.

I Mekanik at the Arches. l()pm», 3am. £l(). 9 Sep. Monthly. They need no introduction really. They've remixed practically every living breathing soul on the planet from Kclis to [hit 4 and no matter what night you go dancing you are bound to rock out to something they have had their paws on. Make way for 'I'iel‘schwarz.

I Moist at Soundhaus. l()pm 4am. £l() (£8). 9 Sep. Monthly. It's Moist‘s lirst birthday party and to celebrate they have called in the talents of (irant Nelson of Swing (‘ity Records for the evening. ('ra/y Daisy et al continue to play the biggest and best in big house tttnes to boot.

I Offset at ('ube. l lpm 3am. £8 (£5). Weekly. Dance classics and luff house from resident Dls. A very popular venue and club night.

I Old School Funk at the Bttff.

l()pm 3am. £6. Weekly. (iordie. Jack. (‘raig and Dec play old school jazz and fttnk classics.

I Outer Drive Sub Club. I lpm “3am. £5 £8. l6 Sep. Monthly. Mr Billy Woods

plays the whole gamut of disco sounds armed with his trusted Bozak mixer.

I Pukka Funk at the Tunnel.

l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Bringing together three of (ilasgow's best-known Dls. Kris Keegan. lain ‘Santos‘ Thomson and Al. lixpect big vibes. cos this one's been hailed as Scotland's answer to lled Kandi.

:1: Return to Mono at Sub (‘lub

I lpm—3am. £l(). 9 Sep. Monthly. None other than Border Community’s Nathan Fake playing one of his legendary live sets. He may be young bttt he is streets ahead of many of his minimalist contemporaries. Local heroes Alex Smoke and Jim Hutshison help to make this great night even greater.

I Rocket at Bamboo. I().3(lpm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. House music from (ieoff M & R&B. hip hop from Junior (‘ampos plus lounge in the Lounge with Max.

I Siren at Bar Bloc. l()pm—3am. Freer-£2. Weekly. House and lilectro with (ierry Blythe and KT Red.

I Vandal at the Liquid Lounge.

l()prn- 3am. Free before I lpm. £5 after. Weekly. DJs Mash of Beat I06 fame and (iianni of llaptic give Friday nights a good kick tip the backside. A formidable duo with formidable tastes. ()n 16 Sep Freeform Five drop in to help the boys rock the joint.

Chart 8 Party I Fridays at Wigwam at Wigwam. I Ipm- 3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. (iraham

Ferguson and JP playing the full boona of

party tunes to the (‘ity's frenzied good time gals and boys.

I Vodka Wodka at (‘lubVDub l()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Big Country

spins house. funk. soul. R&B and hip hop to get the weekcnd started at this newish llope Street venue.

Glasgow Saturdays

Club

I Audio at Bar Bloc. 9pm—3am. Free before midnight. l7 Sep. ()ne of Glasgow's great unusual gatherings. Dance to house. electro and the odd comedy theme tune thrown in for good measure. Aian and Euwi reside.

I Club Club Club at Bloc. l()pm-3am. Freer—£2. I() Sep. Monthly. lilectro. techno and 80s synth-pop with the flamboyant Graham Peel of Flying Matchstick Men fame.

I Colours at the Arches. l()pm-3am. £l(). Il) Sep. Monthly. Renaissance Album Launch special with Nic Fanciulli and locals Michael Paterson and (iio Ferri. I Death Disco at the Arches.

I lpm—3am. £l() (£5). I7 Sep. Monthly. This month Ms Mingo-go is joined by two Teutonic twosomes for the price of one. as pioneering punk-funkers Munk collide with the filthy discosleale of dastardly Deutsch duo Dakar & (irinser. See preview page 30.

I Disciples of Disco at ('ube. l()pm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. (‘ube Fridays go Disco. (ierry Lyon. Lil' Rich. and Derek Ho play the funky tunes all night a-long.

I Divine at (ilasgow School of Art. l()pm—3am. £3.5()—£6. Weekly. Deep funk. 60s and 70s grooves and a loyal crowd go into the mix at this very long running (ilasgow residents‘ night.

I Emergency at the Universal.

I lpm— 3am. £5. I() Sep. Monthly. Back

GLASGOW pre-club venues

re Air Organic

36 Kelvingrove Street, 564 5201

Arches Cafe Bar 253 Argyle Street, 565 1023. El Blackfrlars

26 Bell Street. 552 5924 Bar 10 10 Mitchell Lane. 572 1448

is: Bar 91

91 Candleriggs. 552 5211 as Brel 39 Ashton Lane. 342 4966

E1 Cuba Norte

17 John Street, 552 3505 tit-1 Cul De Sac

Ashton Lane. 334 4749 Elliot’s

203-205 Bath Street, 248 2060

as 54 Below

3 Kelvingrove Street, 357 5454

m The Gazelle

1038 Agle Street. 248 6881

is The Griffiny

266 Bath Street. 331 5171

at Havana

50 Hope Street, 248 4466 ta The Living Room

5 Byres Road, 339 8511 m The Medicine Room 30-32 Cathedral Square, 552 3519

Mondo

133 West George Street, 204 5211

is Nice’n’Sleazy

421 Sauchiehall Street, 333 9637

Polo Lounge

84 Wilson Street. 553 1221

Salty Dog Princes Square,

221 7800

till Soba

11 Mitchell Street Lane. 204 2404

E Spy Bar

153 Bath Street. 221 7711

St Judes

190 Bath Street. 331 5171

Tchai-Ovna

42 Otago Lane. 357 4524 a Variety Bar 401Sauchiehall Street. 332 4449

club venues

Archaos

25 Queen Street. 204 3189. Massive club playing the best hard house. R88 and party tunes over Friday. Saturday and Sunday. See listings for selected highlights.

The Arches

Argyle Street. 565 1023. Probably the biggest venue in Glasgow and home to big names such as Colours and Pressure as well as a few underground treats. See listings for details. Bamboo

51 West Regent Street. 332 1067. A musical programme that takes in modern soul and funky house makes this a favourite venue. Homegrown on a Saturday is possibly the biggest night. but their Thursday is also a crazy night.

Eli Barfly

260 Clyde Street. 221 0414. A great club for those who like guitar music. The Evil night on a Thursday is always a good bet. See listings for selected highlights. Belo

Royal Exchange Square. 204 0101. Bump and grind your weekend away

at this massively popular, subterranean R8B club. £71.; Blanket

520 Sauchiehall Street, 332 0755. Biggest R88 club in the city? We think so. Busy every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Budda

142 St Vincent Street, 221 5660. The decadent Jet Set Go-Go Lounge happens every Saturday. and other weekend nights attract an up-for-it party crowd. See listings for details.

The Buff Club

142 Bath Lane, 248 1777. A number of fine nights take place at this upstairs-downstairs venue with the jazz and funk remit. See listings for details.

(fit Carling Academy 121 Eglinton Street. 08700 771 2000. Host to big one off parties from Club Noir to Pressure. See listings for details. Carnival Arts Centre

2nd Floor, 34 Albion Street, 946 6193. Occasional club nights with ethnic themes at this Merchant City haunt. The Cathouse

15 Union Street, 248 6606. The most popular nu—metal and goth club in the city just check out those queues to get in over the weekend.

lift CCA

350 Sauchiehall Street, 352 4900. Art space that throws the occasional one off special club event. See listings for details.

if}; Club Living

69 Nelson Mandela Place, 248 7333. New

venue with a full complement of rockin' late evening to early morning weekend sessions.

is Club 69

40 New Sneddon Street. 552 5791. It's experimental and funky techno all the way at this great venue. The guys from Rub-a-Dub are in charge musically. See listings for details.

Club V Dub

165 Hope Street, 248 2004. New club venue spinning everything from funky house to rock.

t3: Corinthian

Ingram Street, 552 1101. Upper-crust clubbing for those who like to spend. spend, spend. Smart clothes are a prerequisite over the weekend. Cuba Norte

John Street, 552 3505. Home to Mish Mash. this is a beautiful, cavernous venue in the Merchant City. See listings for selected highlights.

Ea Cube

34 Queen Street, 226 8990. Clubs hardly come more popular than this. A massive clientele and a funky soundtrack characterises the Cube weekend presentation.

a Fury Murry’s

96 Maxwell Street, 221 6511. No pretensions just pure partying at this classic venue down near the Clyde.

The Garage

490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 1120. Classic student venue playing perhaps the most obvious party tunes. See listings for selected highlights.

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of Art

167 Renfrew Street, 332 0691. Eskrima on Saturdays and LiveVevil every month make this student venue a winner. See listings for details. Liquid Lounge West Regent Street, 353 6333. Upstart, Together and Hi-Karate make up a fine line-up at this loft style venue. See listings for details.

If": Oran Mor

Byres Road, 0870 0132 652. Huge Gaelic-style venue in the West End that plays host to the funk and jazz celebration that is the N00 Groove. See listings for details. Polo Lounge

Wilson Street, 553 1221. The gay community of Glasgow votes with its feet every weekend, making this the most popular club of its kind in the city.

Queen Margaret Union

University Gardens, 339 9784. Various club and club-orientated gigs occur at this student debauchery emporium. See listings for details. III"! Reds

Sauchiehall Street. 331 1635. One of the oldest Glasgow venues, with a full complement of party tunes on the big three nights.

Renfrew Ferry Anderson Quay, The Broomielaw, 553 0606. This floating venue on the Clyde plays host to various one-off nights, and the genius monthly that is VEGAS! See listings for details.

Riverside Club

Fox Street, 569 7287. Home to the monthly style test that is Saltlick. this small social club is an epicentre of cool. See listings for details.

Fl Soundhaus Hydepark Street, 221 4659. House. techno and live venue with Chakra. Shoogakube and Monox every month. See listings for details. 113 Sub Club

Jamaica Street, 248 4600. The best club in Glasgow? Optimo Sundays and Subculture Saturdays seem to corroborate the claim. See listings for details. The Tunnel

84 Mitchell Street, 204 1000. A venue famous for its well-dressed crowd and popularity. Dance tunes dominate the weekend. of course. ("Tl Universal

157 Sauchiehall Lane. 332 8899. This smart venue hosts drum 8 bass and laid back club nights. making it a varied space in which to relax. See listings for details.

iii Vault 25 Queen Street, 204 3189. 0.15 from the record stores of the city come together to spin up a storm under this, one of the biggest party streets in the city. See listings for details. xii-l Woodside Social 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643. A selection of indie and mod clubs make up the monthly programme at this charming west end institution. See listings for details.

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