Rick Right. Karl Spain. Neil McFarlane and Martin livans.

The Snatch Social The Liquid Room. 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564. I 1pm 3am. £5. Comic duo llarry Ainsworth and Tony Caner mix it up at this cheeky cabaret- cum-disco. Babes and Trendy Wendy (monthly resident) supply hip hop and funky tunes. Check wwwsnatchsocial.com for more info.

Glasgow

Ha Ha Comedy 13th Note Cafe. 50 60 King Street. 553 1638. 8pm. £5 (£4). Scott Agnew spills the beans on his rollercoaster ride through life. with support from Susan Calman. Part of the Merchant City I'estii'al.

Janey Godley is Innocent Bluu. 50 'l'rongate. Merchant City. 548 1350. 8pm. £6 (£4). Tales of the unexpected from the forthright former landlady. Part of the Merchant ( 'ity festival.

Jongleurs Comedy Club longleurs. U(l(‘ Building. Renfrew Street. ()870 787 0707. 8pm. £12. R David teams tip with Anthony King. hardcore (ieordie (iavin Webster and consummate entertainer Rex Boyd.

The Stand 'lhe Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £8 ( £7). Ron Vaudray teams up with [any (lerman duo Die (‘latterschenkcnlietermaus. Keir McAllister and host Susan Morrison. You Owe Me Glue Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. £6 (£5). Tom Brogan and Fraser Campbell‘s surreal sketch show retums. Part of the Merchant (‘itv festival.

Celebrity Comedy Covers Bluu. 50 'l‘rongate. Merchant City. 548 1350. 10pm. £4 (£3). Six Scottish comedians attempt to imitate their personal favourites from the world of stand-up. be it Richard

Jongleurs Comedy Club longleurs. UGC Building. Renfrew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £13. See Fri 23.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 9pm. £10 (£8). See Thu 22. but with compere Jane Mackay.

Late ‘n’ Loud Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 1 1pm. £3. Late night laughs from Alan Anderson and friends. Part of the Merchant City I'estii'al.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club longleurs. ()mni Centre. (ireenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £13. See Fri 23.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £10 (£8). Niall Browne takes over from Martin livans to join Rick Right. Karl Spain. Neil MacFarlane and host Susan Morrison.

Glasgow

Flipped to the Funny Side Ramshom 'lheatre. 98 Ingram Street. 552 3489. 2pm. £3 (£2). Fifty minutes of laughter and sketches for kids from Mark Pencak. Part of the Merchant City festival.

The Comedy Coach Tour Albion Street. Merchant City. 0870 040 4000.

. 2.30pm. £7 (£4); £24 family. Join Alan

Anderson for this family friendly open- top bus tour around the city. looking at its dark and dingy past and the jokers who have made it famous. Part of the Merchant ( 'itfiv I'estival.

BBC New Comedy Awards Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. Free but ticketed. The Scottish final of this comedy competition to search out new talent. Part of the Merchant ( 'ity I'es'tii'al.

Des Clarke: A Little Show in Glasgow Bluu. 50 'l‘rongate. Merchant City. 548 1350. 8pm. £6 (£5). The fresh—

STAND-UP i STEVE HUGHES l The Stand, Edinburgh, Thu 29-Sat 1 Oct

The formula of a man, a microphone, a stool, a can of beer and a ciggie is perhaps the iconic image of a stand-up comedian. Thankfully, it was broadened in the 19805 to cover a multitude of alternatives: men in suits, teetotallers, shows with multimedia presentations, and funny women too.

faced motor mouth returns for a solo show. Part of the Merchant ( 'ity I-‘estival. Michael Redmond‘s Sunday Service The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4

(£1 £3). Hard-talking comedy evangelist the Reverend ()badiah Steppenwolfe 111 joins Neil MacFarlane and host Michael

Pryor or Bob Monkhouse. for one night only. Part of the Merchant City I'estit'al.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club longleurs. ()mni Centre. (ircenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £12. Angry Aussie Brendon Burns shares the comedy stage

Australian Steve Hughes appears to fit the traditional mould, but it’s with banter-master (iary Delaney and Redmond. unlikely you’d have Bernard Manning and his ilk riffing on the bearded lull") mi") KCV’I" Md imhy- . The Stand the Stand. 5 York Place. 558 Edinburgh

subconscious mind and finishing their show with a philosophical musing. ‘Why didn’t anyone mention this at school? Why didn’t any fuckin’ bastard mention this? This would have been handier than maths!’ he

. guffaws, apropos the power of the subconscious. ‘Decisions can be made

subconsciously, that make you behave consciously without thinking. It’s a subconscious reaction.’ I suggest that maybe this isn’t taught at school because that knowledge could be a dangerous thing in the hands of kids. ‘As I got older, I started to realise that,’ he chuckles. ‘And people in government, even if they act unethically, have access to all the information on the planet about everything, and they know these things, but they choose not to do any fuckin’ thing about it or let anyone else know. Which makes them even more scary as far as I’m concerned.’

As well as the inescapable little bit of politics, Hughes offers incontrovertible proof that compared with gay men, straights are a load of pansies, and how it would be really embarrassing to be burgled just after you’d slipped on a porn video in the wee small hours. Unafraid to mix the base with the transcendental, his comic rhythm is excellent, and possibly a little to do with the fact that he used to be the drummer in a heavy metal

band. Rock on. (Robin Lee)

Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to comedy@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Rachael Street.

Glasgow

Stand Up, Drink Up 13th Note Cafe. 50 60 King Street. 553 1638. 7pm. £7 (£5). Janey (iodley and Alan Anderson lead this comedy tour of the Merchant City's comedy bars. with a different comedian performing in each venue. Part of the Merchant ( 'it_v I-estival.

The Big Bluu Comedy Gong Show Bluu. 50 Trongatc. Merchant City. 548

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1350. 8.30pm. Free. Alan Anderson comperes this lirst-past-the-gong extravaganza in which performers race against time to beat the dreaded signal

and a £100 cash prize is given to the

people‘s favourite performer. The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 6006055. 8.30pm.

£6 (£3 £5). Thinking man's comedian Ron Vaudray teams up with pop duo Die

(‘latterschenkenlietermaus. Keir McAlhster and a mystery guest compere.

Edinburgh

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £6 (£3 £5). Razor- sharp host Frankie Boyle welcomes more

dazzling comedy talent in the shape of

7272. 9pm. £8 (£7). Musical funny man Rick Right joins Karl Spain. Bearsden boy Neil MacFarlane. Martin livans and host Jane Mackay.

The Bedlam lmproverts Bedlam Theatre. 1 1b Bristo Place. 225 9893. 10.30pm. £3.50 (£2.50 £3). Long- standing late-night laughter institution. involving much audience participation. drunken revelry and spontaneous comedy games.

Saturday 24

Glasgow

Chris Lynam: Beast of Theatre Bell Street. Merchant City. 552 6027. 1.45pm. 3.45pm & 5.30pm. Free. Acrobatic comedy capers from the manic funny man. Part of the Merchant ( 'in I-estii'al. Bramble FM Wilson Street. Merchant City. 552 6027. 2 5pm. Free. DJs Ice. Terry and Maureen send up the joys of local radio. Part of the Merchant City I'estit'al.

Big Yin Revisited Arta. 'lhe ()ld Cheesemarket. I3 19 Walls Street. 552 2101. 8pm. £8 (£7). Failed welder (iary Moir relives the glory day of Billy Connolly. Part of the Merchant ( 'itv l'estit'al.

Blackfriars Bumper Value Comedy Cavern Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 592-1. 8pm. £6 (£5). Viv (ice. Simon Brown and compere Alan Anderson bring on the laughs. I’art oft/1e Merchant ( 'in festival.

Des McLean: Local Hem Bluu. 50 'l'rongate. Merchant City. 548 1350. 8pm. £8 (£6). Top local funny man Des Mclcan does his stand—up thing. l’art the Merchant ( ‘l'l'i‘ l'estii'al.

Whose Lunch is it Anywafl The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 1pm. Free. Beat the Sunday moming blues with a dose of laughter provided by improv veterans Paul (iraham and Stuart Murphy.

The Sunday Night Laugh-In The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£1 £3). Bruce Devlin plays host to (ierman pop duo Die (‘latterschenkenlietennaus. Keir McAllister and John Dixon. plus more Red Raw hopefuls.

Monday 26

Glasgow

Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4. The popular comedy improv night returns to its regular slot. with more sketches. music and gags from Sandy Nelson. Allen Chalmers. Joe lleenan and Des Mel/can.

Edinburgh

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £1. Susan Calman and Kevin Bridges lead the way for a gaggle of newcomers.

Tuesday 27

Glasgow

Red Raw The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 8.30pm. £2 (£1). Susan Calman keeps the ball rolling at this comedy newcomers night.

Edinburgh

Youngstars The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £4 (£3). New variety show hosted by whippersnapper Kevin