Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to comedy@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Rachael Street.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. l'(i(' Building. Renl’rew' Street. ()8707 870707. 8pm. £7 (£3). Jongleurs kick oil. the New Year with comedy capers from Mike Milligan. (‘anadian (ilenn Wool. (‘olin (‘ole and Irish leprechaun lan (‘oppingetz

The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 (i055. 8.30pm. £6 (£3 £5). Laughs lrom comedy giant Brendan Dempsey. Rory Motion and cheeky campster Brttce Devlin.

Edinburgh

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. ‘me. £0 (£37 £5). ('razy Aussie Brendon Burns joins laid back joker Pete (‘ain. John Ross and hostess with the mostest. Jane Mackay. The Snatch Social The liquid Room. ()c Victoria Street. 225 2564. 1 1pm 3am. £5. .More wicked fun from Harry Ainsworth and Tony (’arter at this cheeky cabaret-cum-disco. Babes and Trendy Wendy (tnonthly resident) supply hip hop and funky tunes.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jonglcurs. l'(i(‘ Building. Renl'rew‘ Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £12. See Thu 5.

The Stand The Stand. 33} Woodlands Road. 0870 600 (i055. 8.30pm. £8 (£7). Big tnan Brendan Dempsey keeps the laughs rolling in the company ol~ Rory Motion. youngster Keyin Bridges and super sharp host Bruce l)ey‘lin.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jonglcut's. ()mni (‘entre. (ireenside Place. 08707 870707. 8pm. £12. Laughs l'rom Miles Crawford. impressionist (ieol't‘ Boyl. laid back hanter-meister Nick Wilty and Paul (‘how'dhryu

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 0pm. £8 (£7). Ranting .-\ussie Brendon Burnsjoins Keyin l)ewshury. John Ross and ra/or-sharp host Jane Mackay'.

The Bedlam lmproverts Bedlam Theatre. I 1h Bristo Place. 225 0803. 10.30pm. £3.50 (£3). The long standing late-night laughter institution returns with more audience participation. drunken reyelry and spontaneous comedy games from a changing rota of players.

Glasgow

Ha Ha Comedy: The January Sale Blacklriars. 30 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. £3. (‘ut-price comedy tales from the amazing life of Janey (iodley. plus Dundce‘s Keir McAllister. Paul Pirie and compere Alan Anderson. Jongleurs Comedy Club Jonglcttrs. 1'(i(‘ Building. Renl‘rew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £13. See Thu 5. Cosy Comedy Café The State Bar. 148 Holland Street. 332 215‘). tJpn). £(i (£5 ). Weekly comedy club with sets from some of the best local talent. ()pen spots always ay'ailahle. The Stand The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 (3055. 0pm. £10 (£8). See l’ri (i.

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Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club .Iongleurs. ()mni ('cntre. (ireenside Place. 08707 870707. 8pm. £13. See Hi (i.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272.1)pm. £10 (£8). See 1‘ri (l.

Glasgow

Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. (187000116055. 8.30pm. £4

(£1 £3). :\ duo ()1 Key ins (that's lttcsst‘s l)ewshury and Bridgesljoin regular Sunday night host Michael Redtnond.

Edinburgh

The Sunday Night Laugh-In The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.3111111). £4 (£1 £3). Rory Motion and John Ross stand up in the company ol' comedy campster Bruce l)e\ lin.

Monday 9

Glasgow

Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 000 (i055. 8.30pm. £4. Team Monkey (better known as Sandy .\'elson. .-\llen ('halmers. l’aul l’irie. l)es Mcl.ean and Raymond Mearns) spice tip Monday night with tnore spontaneous sketches. music and gags.

Edinburgh

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £1. Jamie Anderson shows more beginners the stand-up ropes.

Tuesday 1 0

Glasgow

Red Raw The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 0870 (Till) (i055. 8.30pm. £2 (£1). Veteran laughtcr~ntcisters .loe lleenan and Allen ('halmers welcome a clutch ol‘ comedy newcomers to the stage.

Edinburgh

Shamwagon The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£3). Brand new lmpt'oy show l'ol' 2110(3, starring \at'iotts alumni lrom the Bedlam lmproyerts and other l‘ree-l'ornt comics. including Jamie Anderson. lltnnphrey Ker. l)a\ id Reed. ldil Sukan and Thom Tuck.

Wednesday 1 1

Glasgow

The Don Quixote Appreciation Society in Cobar Comedy (‘ohaiz 201a l’lll Street. (11-11 332 9331). 3.30pm. £3. Billy Kirkwood headlines the lirst Don Quixote night ol the .\'ew Year. with support from lresh’n'l'eisty comic Mark Nelson.

Rough Cuts The Stand. 333 \Yoodlattds Road. 0870 (i110 (i055. 8.30pm. £5 (£2.50 £4). More quicklire skclchcs and sitcom sccltcs lt‘ont [his collahoratiy e show between the Stand. the ('omedy [hit and a mystery guest L‘UlllPL‘l'c.

Edinburgh

SiStars The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £5 (£4). :\ll~l‘emalc comedy night (but lilokes are welcome too. of course) starring Susan (‘alman. Jane Mackay and political animal .'\1. Kennedy. Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance lleriot- Watt l'niy ersin l'nion. Riccarton. 451 5333. 0pm. £3. See Mon ‘1. Students and guests only.

Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club .longleurs. 1'(i(' Building. chl'rew Street. (18707 870707. 8pm. £7 (£3). l‘ormer undertaker 1)om ('arroll joins conlident (’anadian Sean Collins. .\'oel Britten and List award w inning comic Jason Manl‘ord (see picture caption).

STAND-UP DANIEL KITSON The Stand, Glasgow, Tue 17 & Wed 18 Jan

The List has always had a somewhat fraught relationship with Daniel Kitson. All those five and four-star reviews he’s received from us have clearly never quite sat well with the Perrier winner of 2002. OK, the odd minor quibble has appeared but that’s no excuse for slating us from a live stage for us daring to question whether his extremely high standards may have dipped slightly. But for the record we just want you to know that we love you, Dan. And as tribute to this lover of profound letters, we thought we’d give you a quickfire, cheapshot run through his name.

80, D stands for Denby Dale in Yorkshire from whence he came. A is for Audience, with whom he has a love/hate relationship; don’t even try to heckle for he will destroy you. N could be Nights, the Phoenix ones which brought him to Channel 4 but which appears to remain one of his biggest regrets. I is for Intelligence, a rare commodity on the stand-up circuit, but something he has in spades. E is for the Encouragement he received from his parents by not insisting that he ever got a proper job. L is for London, where he studied drama, the ‘closest thing I could get to doing a course in stand-up’.

K stands for Kitchen, the location for a story he once told about regretful masturbation. I stands for Interview: not too keen on them is our Dan. T is for Traverse, the venue for his 2005 Stories for the Wobbly Hearted. S stands for Something, the magnificent show which deservedly scooped him the Perrier. 0 could well be Onanism (see K for details) and N is for 19705, the decade that spawned him and from where he still retains his maverick dress sense. (Brian Donaldson)

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