I Bring Me the Horizon and Architect Bath}. Inn ( "htle Street. llS'll tilt" WNW Split in l’tllllx metal quintet ttotn Shellield

I DYFE Stereo. 14 Kehtnhaugh Street. 57» 5lllS Spin L4 (iettnan hand

I Samantha Seth leli.” (him. 43

(llaL'i‘ latte. 35“ 1534 Split t3 \couxltc

I The Contradictions, San Sebastian, Yellow Pages and Casa Del Retro I 3th \ote (ate. 5” (ill King Street. 553 lh3S ‘Ipin L3 \ltiock line up

I Dead Man's Shoes Studio ( )nc. (ilti\\t'llttl leiiace. 3-H h5lh ‘tptn l‘ree

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I Cosmic Rough Riders, Elin Ruth and The Deadbeat Club ('aharet \oltaue. 3!» 3S Blau Street. it‘llll3 3‘" 3‘)” "pin Ur Retro. laugh rock ltoin (ilaxgtm \ ('mnnc Rough RItlL'lS .t\ the} lt‘llllll\\llllllt'\\ (l) l/lt'\I(1I\/.4'II/\ “It/Hurt flu/II Hun/1 Hm

I Visperas, Forgotten Sound and Sumo for Now Banneiinan'x. Niddt} Street. 550 3354. .S‘ 45pm. L4 Rock

I Open Mic \Vhtxtlehinkiex. 4 (i Sotitli Bridge. 55" 51 I4 ‘tptu. l-tee. See \lon (i. I Kim Edgar 'l'he (iolt 'laiern. 3” 3l \\'tiglit\ llouxex. Bruntxlield l.llll\\. 33‘) 33 35. lllpin nuduight. l-tee. See Still 5. I Thinkpol Suhua} (‘o\\g;tte. (it) (‘oxxgaltz 335 (firm. Uhc. lndie \Kllli inore

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Tuesday 1 4

Glasgow

I Andy Miller lchai ()\ na. 43 ()tago lane. 357 4534. Split. £3. ;\cou\tic guitar \ u'tuom and \inger/xongxxriter.

I The Epoxies Barll} iup\tair\r. 3N) (lule Street. (LS-ill ‘ltlfi ll‘N‘). Spill. l3". S}nthpunl\ Nexx \\'a\er\ lrotn l’ortland. ()regon p|a_\ llll\ l’unk 'l'rap night.

I The Marshals, Green Door Clinic and Superslide Barll}. 3(ill (‘hde Street. um) tru‘ our»). Splll. £4. 'l‘he headlinerx are a t'ahhle rocking trio lrotn l)uh|tn. See lhu 3 tin Superxlide.

I Help she Can’t Swim, We are the Physics and The Hype King 'l’ut‘x Walt \\'.ih llllt. 333a St Vincent Street. 33l 537‘). S3llptu. (5. Belle and Sehaxtian— inlluenced l)l\' indie ll'Ulll Southampton. I Jendell Flight Mission, Hollow Point arid Stand By l3th Note ('ale. 5” till King Street. 553 M38. ‘lpin. £3. lltgh energ) melodic pop/rock lroin lli‘llll“ l’ttlllt.

Edinburgh

I Band Showcase \Vluxtlehinkiex. 4 (i South Bridge. 55" 5| I4. 0pm. l-ree. See the 3.

I William Douglas, Ross Galloway, Daniel McGeever, Alistair McErlain and Paul Hinnrichs lglu. 3h .laniaica Street. 430 5333. 0.30pm. l'ree. See ’l‘ue

Wednesday 15

Glasgow

I Avenged Sevenfold .-\B(‘. 33o Sauchiehall Street. 333 3333. "pm. [1351). their l4x \hou. lipie metal quintet trotn ()range ('ount}.

I Uncle John & Whitelock ()ran .\lor. 331 "35 (ireat \Vextern Road. 353 h3lltl. “.3llpui. £7. (ilaxgou'x linexl. pi\\\ll‘l_\ onl). e\ponent\ ol \\\;tlll[‘} garage hluex roclx pla_\ trackx lrotu their alhuin [here Is Not/mtg lz‘lw.

I The Ballad of Mabel Wong, The Roarin’ Emperors, Grant Campbell and Restless Natives Stereo. l4 Keh inhaugh Street. 5'70 5(llS. Spin. (3. lll\ll‘lllliL‘lll;ll trio ~upported h} punk pop and ilL‘UlhllC .tctx.

I Crowbar, Will Haven, Through the Eyes of the Dead and The Seventh Cross King 'l‘ut'x \Vah \Vah llut. 373a St Vincent Street. 33l 53“). Spm. L‘ltl. ()\er- l-rlx \ho“. ('roxxhar are rock hea\t\ influenced h} the .\lel\in\. \upported h} tello“ hardcore noixenilu \Vill lla\en.

76 THE LIST .7 't3 \‘3.’

Call us old fashioned but our general reaction to any band

with swear words in their name tends to be that well, they‘re probably shit. Shitdisco’s debut single ‘Disco Blood’/ ‘I Know Kung Fu' was a whole plop full of stupid, smutty fun but it was all a little underwhelming to be honest. Live, however, they cause enough glandular upset to justify a second listen. Their love of Elvis, noisy hi-hats and scatology come over in the live arena, and while, this may result in little more than some spectacular hangovers and several embarrassing photo messages of people’s private parts, then that’s fine. That is, in an odd way,

what all great rock’n’roll is about.

ABC. Glasgoxa; [Tod 8 litre. l/(Ptlt/(B. Edinburgh. Sat 7/ Mar.

I GIFT, The Remedies, Nafees & DJ Kash, Damage Squad and Black History Month (ilaxgou l'ni\er\tt} l'nion. 33 l'nrxerxit} .’\\CllllL'. 33‘) 309.". .S'pni. liree. \Veekl} Banduagon night.

I Kill the Young, Blitzhoney and Wildlife Barth. 30” (ink Street. 03"” ill)" tl‘N‘). Spin. £5. l'raternal altrock trio lrotn Manchester.

I Lucerna and Manta Nice‘n‘Sleal}. 431 Saucluehall Street. 333 (Will). Split. (4. Melodic and epic leaningx l'roin this hand “ho hax e supported the llixex. Spirituali/ed and the Bill/cock»

I Michael Simons 'l‘chai ()\ na. Itii) l)ean\lon l)ri\e. (ll-ll 04” 735K. Spin. £3. SL‘L‘ \VL‘tl h'.

I On This Day we Met Gambus Pil Pil and Call to Mind l3llt Note (are. 5t) (ill King Street. 553 l(i3.\'. 0pm. £3. licleetic local student hand inl'luenced h} ills and Xllx amnt-garde and 0m ptm er pup.

Edinburgh

I The Set Up, Fourteen Hours and Flatliner Bannerinan’x. Niddr} Street. 550 3354. 8.45pm. £4. Retro rock'n'roll trio l'roin lidinhurgh.

Thursday 16

Glasgow

I Radio Soulwax (‘arling Academ} (ilaxgou. l3l ligliuton Street. (lS7ll "l 3llllll. Spin. [Io l.i\e/cluh e\tra\agan/a trout Belgian outlit Soul\\a\ and their l)Jing alter ego\ 3 Man} l)J~.

I The Parting, Hell Johnny, The Dirty Hepburns, Front Row Centre and The Detours 'l'he (‘athouxe l5 l'nton Street. 343 (itillo. "pin. £4 lad\.lltcL'l. {it idoorl. ()\et‘- l~4\ \llou. Rock/pop hill.

I Cold Night Song The (ioat. 3x“ .-\t‘g}le' Street. 35- 33-3. Spin. l’ree. 'l‘he e\-:\\trid;Reindeer Section enxetnhle continue a tnonlhl} rexidene}.

I The Kipper Family 'l‘chai ()\ na. 43 ()tago Lane. 35" 4534 Split. £3. l-‘rexh \oundx from l-‘it‘e.

I Smokescreen, Mindset and Eoscene Bartl}. 3m ('l_\de Street. llx‘ll

007 (NW). Spin. [4. Local hand triple hill. I Rodrigo y Gabriela King 'l‘ut'x Walt Walt llut. 373a St Vincent Street. 33l 537‘). S..3llptn. L“). .\le\ican act cotnhining

_ia// \tandardx “ith l'lk‘h. l’olk. llainenco

and Latin l'lt}tltttl\.

I Sisa 8. Aiden 8. Tom Strathchde l‘nixerxit} l'nion. Ul) John Street. 553 lS“)5. 0pm. l-"ree. .'\L't\ll\llC. pop. electronica and rock‘n'roll \oundx.

I Standard Lamp Sessions The Hall Bar. Hill \Voodlamh Road. 3.53 9990. “Pin. liree. See Thu 0.

I The Plimptons, Electroluvs and Pulsar l3th Note (are. 50 (ll) King Street. 553 1638. 9pm. £3. .\ night ol analogue notw and hin/girl lllL‘lUtllL'S from the lilectroluxx.

Edinburgh

I Spies in the Wires ('aharet \‘oltaire. 3h 38 Blair Street. 33” MM. llpin 3am. £4 (£3 l. .-\tter a triumphant \tart laxt tnonth Spies in the “hex return \\ ith a li\e act \till the and a DJ \et troll] Stith «N Daughters. Produced in conjunction \\ ith HIV/.13].

I Magner’s Very Best of Scottish Unsigned Suhua) ('ougate. (it) (‘oxxgate. 335 (i766. 7pm. £4. See Thu 3. I Baby Tiger Open Mic Night Northern Bar. 1 llouard l’lace. 55h I553. 3pm. Free. .-\|ternati\ e open mic \exxion. I Fat Ben 8. the Looters, The Klopeks and Stem Bannertnan‘x. Niddr} Street. 55(i 3354. 3.45pm. 2.4 Local punk. rock and indie.

I Born to Be Wide The Street. 3 l’icat‘d} Place. 556 4373. 9pm lam. Free. See Thu 3.

I Kubrick and The Jack \Vhixtlehinkiex. 4 (l South Bridge. 557

5| [4. 9pm. l‘ree. (iuitar \oundx.

I Paranoid Monkeys, Darklight and Starry Wisdom Cult \VliixtlL'hililxle.

4 South Bridge. 557 5] I4. 9pm. Free. Local rock and indie.

I Kim Edgar The Star Bar. l Northutnherland Place. 53‘) Sit-70.

l).3l)~l 1.30pm. liree. See Sun 5.

I The Coney Island Freakshow The l.ett Bank. 37 (iuthrie Street. 335 9744. lllptn. Free. See Thu 3.

Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to jules.graham@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Jules Graham and Kenny Mathieson.

Glasgow

I Johnny Dickinson and John Alexander St Audie“ \ Ill the Square. St Andre“ \ Square. 55" 5"“3 i". Niirthuinherland \hde guitatixt l)le‘l\lll\t\ll p|a_\\ the Star l'olk ('luh \upported h_\ local \ongxxt‘ttei .-\le\andet

Edinburgh

I Joe Acheson Quartet and Livesciencesfaharet \oltaite. 3h 1x Blair Street. 33” til "h. Spin 3am

{5 U». the (ileuliddtch Independent .\li\ l'CllllllS “llll leltrlield |a// ltotn Joe .v\che\on and hip hop heatx ltoin l.i\e\cience\. plux a DJ \el hour the met I‘L‘llttl‘lc (illlL‘\ l’L‘tt'lSttll.

I Martin Kershaw Quartet .la/l ('enlre. the lot. 4th (il;t\\lll.ltl\t‘t. to“ 53th). S.3(lptn. Ui lt5i. Balanced. cool and accexxthle emetnhle \xork coupled \\ ith l;llll;l\tIL‘ \olox lroni \.t\ophoni\t Kerxhau and hand. teaturing ('luck l._\all lpl. Mario (‘arihe thi and Stuart Brim n ltll.

I Beat Root Juice the Jan Bat. l ('hantheix Street. 330 43‘)“. ‘i3ilpin. l'ree. Alto-heat. Latin and da lrotn resident hand the (ioat Ste“ ()rcliextta. plux l)J Barrie} and the odd In e guext and spinner.

Edinburgh

I Alex Yellowlees’ Hot Club Quartet Jal/ ('entre. the lot. 4/!» (irasxtnarket. 4h? 53””. H.3llpin. L" (UH. Violinist .-\lL'\ Yellow lt‘t'S‘ quartet xer\e up wing in the L‘l;l\\lL‘ Reinhardt (irappelli \t}|e.

I Guest Bands Night the Jan Bat. l ('hatnherx Street. 33” 43‘)”. 9pm liree. l'eaturing dil'l'erent local guext gl'nllpx each neck.

I Late Nite Groove the .la// Bar. l ('hatnherx Street. 330 4300.

Midnight 3am. £5. Regular l'rida} night lunkxtramgan/a uith lixe hand\ and

l)J\. Stirling

Fraser Fifield Trio 'l‘olhooth. .lail “NM. 338 I I55. Spin. [Ill (LSi. \Voildr claw piper. \Uprano \a\ophonlxt. and hm \NlllSllL‘ p|a_\er ol Salxa ('eltica hacked h} electric guitar ia/I gromex troni (iraeine Stephen and drummer Stuart Ritchie.

Glasgow

I The George Penman Jazzmen Montroxe (‘entraL (i/S \Vatcrloo Street. 33l 0500. 3.30 5.30pm. liree. Vintage Nev. ()rleanx _ia// utth a 5th tlaxour trotn thix \taluart oi the Scottish ia/l

I David Patrick Quartet Brel. 3‘) 43 :\\litt)ll Lane. 343 4‘)(i(i. 3 (rpm. l'ree. Pianist Patrick and hand put their \tarnp on the jam tradition.

I The Michael Deans Quartet Bar Bloc. ll7 Bath Street. 574 norm. 5 Spin. l'ree. Modern ia/l quartet led h} tenor saxman Deans.

I Big Bob's Jazz Band Bar IKS. Buchanan llotel. I85 Buchanan Street. 333 7384. 5.30 9pm. Free Sninging Saturda} ja/I \C\\i()li.

I Jazz Supper with the George Penman Jazzmen (‘ate Source. 1 St Andrew 's Square. 548 (i030. 8pm. £16.95 including No courses and eol‘l‘ee. The Janinen'x second gig oi the da} \CHCS up more Nev. ()rleans-xtfle tan uhile you dine.

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