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Re: House-buying

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BOBBY SNOBBERY Re: Film (544) Hro/‘Ir/vo/rturos of (irot Ina/s Hohhr' was roloasod a month ago and ~.'.rrIl soon r1orno out on DVD Hox'ro'rvs hayo not hoon groat. hut thoy hayo rnrssod tho point of tho trIrn It rs ahout tho sortral oxr:lusron that oxrstod In 19th contury Scotland and porsrsts today This scrutty Irttlo dog koops trying to got rnto tho Krrkyard anrl lowors tho tono ot tho placo. Tho sign on tho gato says 'no dogs'. hut rt rnrght as onI say, "no poor pooplo'. Whon tho I out Provost savos hrrn, tho gatos opon and. not rust tho dog. hut all tho poor pooolo who havo holr'rondod turn (onto rushing rn, It rs not rust tho dog who trnds acrtoptanco. rt rs tho rnargrnalrsod noonlo too. Thor'o aro still pooplo who tool that thoy aro uttor'ly unworthy to r‘orno noar‘ our r‘hurrthos Richard Frazer

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DUKE REINSTATED Re: Visual Art (542)

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rnot such a hrgotod gay man as your toaturo ‘.'/rrt(:r appoars to ho | wondor rt ho has ovor rnot tho tarts It ho oyor doos ho would ho suitath rnortrtrod as I oxpoct Justin anrl Colin would ho t)(:r‘li:(:tl‘,' Iovol; to

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Re: Homo improvement (544)

Tho L/st rnakos rno want to scroarn I had tho ploasuro rut hosting Justin and Colrn (and half tho BBC) III rny homo I attornptod to soll rny houso yra thorr TV show T"”lrrlr; (lo M‘. son. who rs also gay. was oxporronrtrng trouhlo at unrxors'tj. and Justin and Colin wont out of thorr way to rnakr; hrrn Y‘rétll‘.‘t ho was as rrnportant as anyono olso. I shall noyor tr,.'ry:t va.’ kind and non sonsatronal thoy woro I am gratotul tor thorr holp and not Just rn this rnattor. loss than a fortnight attor, wo “.‘./‘:l"' lucky enough to soil at noarly tuII asking [)fI/;i: and rnovo towards tho noxt stago of our Iryos Noyor haw,- I

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There's nothing hottor than sweaty punks drossod in cardboard armour bashing each other around except for Or Pollor. I saw them rn Eastern Europe so I knew they'd be great

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Pie/grows stud/es student I Quito tancted getting out 0t my box this evenrng but it's a school night so I watched other people Instead As for the band. they rocked.

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