I Monday Night Misery Club at Queenx ('lub. Hprrt midnight. £5. Weekly. 'layydry. drxrnal. pHIllllL‘\\ artd grtrrt Wlllt a drxc rockey called l)rrge artd a houxe band called i'lllllc

I Mondays at Bamboo. lllprtt 3am. £4 3r Weekly. Sottl artd ltrrtk \ytth Robin B. \tudent lay ex \ytth 'l’oaxl (e\r Shackr ‘l ltct‘c\ alxo Rth \ytth Scolttc B.

I Passionality at ('ube.

ll.3llprrt 3am. £2 £3 Weekly. i’lc.t\ltlg L‘ltttllhll'} lrotrt l)J Shayytt Robcr'tx. \yho (loe\ l1t\ ht'\l lH r'cxtrxcrtate the \\ eekettd lor‘ tlte gay/mixed cr'otyd.

I Poptimism/Rocktimism at tlte (iar‘age. llpnt 3am. £4 (lt‘ccl. \Vcekly. l)oe\ exactly yyhat it my on tlte lrtt. A healthy tloxe ol both pop and rock lor' nttd tycek party people.

I Soulsa at Bluu. lllptrt 3am. £2 £4. l5 .May. Attdy l'ttger' attd Sltae l) \prn otrt \Ulllt‘ \oullul lttllllht't'\ on tile deck\. I T-Party at MAS. I lpm 3am. £3. Weekly. Rayy B attd |)a\e Young play ttrbatt and pop trackx t'cxpcctiyely. It\ a lt'ce door to trade cttxtotltcrx. \o they it‘c gty ltlg \orttelhtttg hack to llte people tltat rrtake going otrt great. 'l‘hix i\ one ol tlte 'l‘t'axh ntghtx rttade littlttclc\\ irt lltt' ltlt'.

I Why Don’t you Like Mondays Bob? at Blattket. llprtt 3am. l‘iree £l. Weekly. 'l'rade \tal‘l artd \tudertt ttigltt \yith l).l l.rl.' chh playirtg artytltrrtg tltat cotttex to hand. cheap. cheet‘lttl and hllxy.

Chart & Party

I Mix it Up at ('lttb l)ub. Illprtt 3am. l‘ree. Weekly. A dartcelastic journey lt'ont Ullx Ibi/a clttb claxxicx tltrotrglt to today \ chart attd Rth with Sirttort (‘hadyyick attd .larnte Blyth.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Club

I All Star Tuesdays at Bamboo. ltlpnt 3am. £4 (l'reel. Weekly. In llte tttaitt room Kaxh plays Rth artd ltip pop attd itt tlte lottttge Andy Wilson dropx all tirtte cla\\tc\ dt‘iI/Ied yt itlt a little rock and ittdie.

I Fluff on the Needle at ('lub l)ub. Itlpnt 3am. £3 (£2l. Weekly. l‘ttrtk. \otll. house artd dixco accompanied by the ln\lt‘llltlcttltll\ \yith Marky Mark artd l'riettdx.

I l&lSounds at Bar Bloc. 9pm 3am. l‘ree. \Vt‘t‘k’ly. Rootx. rock and reggae in a dttb \ty'lee yy itlt Attdy Taylor attd l’aulic.

I Kaleidoscope at .-\B(‘2.

l lpttt 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Retro music policy diggirtg claxste rock'n'roll. \oul. turtk. pttnk attd pxychedelia l'rom tlte ct'atex ol~ (\(l\ to tlte present day yy itlt l‘cxitlcltl Paul NL‘L‘tlle.

I Killer Kitsch at the Butt.

l().3()pm 3am. £4 (£3t. Weekly. A unique tour-deck set up. pounding L‘iL‘L‘ll'U-L‘iihh tune\ and kilwlt L‘l;t\\tc'\. I Revolution at Queen Margaret l'niort. Illpm 2am. £2 (£l l. Weekly. Witlt DJ Martirt Bate (XFM).

I Rock Karaoke at tlte (‘athottxe

l lpttt 3am. £4 (l‘ree £2). Weekly. With tltc complete A 7. of rock artd mm 3500 \ongx at your disposal. ltoyy can the \hoyy -ot'l\ arttottg yott rexist'l

Chart & Party

I FUN at (‘ttbe. l l.3t)pnt 3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. I).l Shana Halliyyell ltll\c‘\ older L‘ltt\\tc‘.\ attd littn lltltc\. Requextx

\\ elcome.

I Lucky at tlte (iarage. l lpttt 3am. £5 (liree). Weekly. ('rert‘y Lyons and Naughty Nicola play \oul. disco. Rth. funky house and gttitar music while ttpstairx it all get\ a bit ntore alternatiy e.

Glasgow Wednesdays

Club

I Elegantly Wasted at Bltttt. ltlpm-r3am. £3 (tree). Weekly. A next student night for the rttore discerning student type. (‘ocktails attd ey'erything at student prices.

9*“ 99'

An electro-disco blow-out from Canada’s JoJo De

Freq at this month’s Cotton Cake. She’s one of the residents at London’s painfully trendy Nagnagnag and also a Bugged Out! frequent flyer, and sees DJing as being as much about attitude as it is about music and is happy to drop classic rave, techno, rock and synth

house into her cutting edge sets.

FM 12 May. Cotton Cake at the Glasgow School of Art. Glasgow.

I Gain at the (‘athouxe 10.30pm 3am. £3 (£l l. Weekly. 1)] Dec artd [)1 Hey iattt proyide a blettd ol‘ induxtrial. metal and rock for all you mid-\y eekerx.

I Gossip at Strathclyde l'niyersity l'niort. b’prn lartt. £2 alter lllpnt; t'ree tor Sl' \llltlcttlx yy itlt up to tour guests allotted. Weekly. A l'trxt for any studentx trrtiort irt Scotland: a dedicated gay night for all l.(}B'I‘ \tudentx artd their friends. With tni\ed-ttp pop. electro and chart lllttL‘\ from D] Ricci.

I Joints 8. Jams at the ('athouxe.

l lptn 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Hexky artd Big Al continue to play a mix ot' old artd new R& B. hip hop. soul artd t‘ttnk.

I Numbers at (ilaxgoyy' School of Art. 0pm -3am. U”. 17 May. (iuext-xtarring Diplo artd hix friends from Brazil. the baille l‘unk band Bonde Do Role.

I Octopussy at tlte :\rc‘hc‘\.

9.30pm 7 3am. £4. Weekly. Thix neyy \llldc‘ttl night asks only that you brirtg your \W imyy ear. We kid you rtot.

I Scottish Drum & Bass Weekly Sessions at the Liquid Lounge. l().3()pm—3arn. £2. Weekly. The relaunch of Triple A: Access All Area\. Scotland's

only yyeekly l)t&B night. “till a name change to reflect the tact tt'x ttoyy rtrrt itt conjunction \y itlt the tnore extablixhed narnex ol' SL‘Ulltxll l)&B.

I Tipsy at MAS. I lprtt 3am. £4 (£3r. Weekly. l)J ('ut/. illyth artd Slitltlx scratch up tlte t'mext ltlltcx lhix \ide (tl~ a Manhattan block party circa H2.

I Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. lt).3t)pm 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. 1)] Miguel plays Rt\;B irt the ntairt room. 1)] 'l‘oaxt playing chart irt the lottttgc artd Artdy Wilxon playx rock irt the red

I Tranny Night at (ilaxgoyy Scltool ol Art. llpttt 3am. £tbc. 24 May. Jthl like it \ztyxl

Chart & Party

I Allure at the Tunnel. l l.3l)prn 3am. £3. Weekly. Happy. cheexy pop from 1)] Darren artd the gll}\ behind l’assiortality.

I CJ Says Sexy Students Only at ('lub Dub. Free. Weekly. (‘laxxic (‘J'x cheesy pop artd chart anthemx. Free entry to studentx yy ith yalid rnatric card. Drinks are yy ell cheap too.

Events are listed by city, day, type then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least fourteen days before publication to clubs@list.co.uk. Edinburgh listings are compiled by Henry Northmore.

Edinburgh Thursdays

Club

I Beat Root Juice at the Jan Bat lll. 3llprtt 3am l'ree Weekly \lro beat. I atttt artd \ka lrortt tt‘\ltlt‘ltl hand tlte (ioat Steyy ()rchextta. plux I).l Barrtey artd tlte odd Itye guext attd \plltltt‘t I Born to Be Wide at the Street ‘lprrt lattt tree 25 May \lthlc ltltlll\lt_\ \octal club tltat atnt\ to brtug rttttxox. Ititll’tt.tll\l\. [‘l'tttttolt‘h. record \ltop \yor‘ken attd ttttl\lt’t.tll\ togetltet \\ ttlt a \oundtrack tttcludtttg the 55'x and the Born to be Wtde tt‘Nltlt‘lth I Bounce at I’o \a \a llprrt 3am L-l (£3t. Weekly. Sttrdettt rttgltt doyyn l’o \a \a get\ the place rttrrtptn' \yrth Il\ tllt\ ol ltrp hop. urban. Rth and drrnkx ptorttox I Capital City Radio at both llpttt 3am. £2 £4 Weekly l'htee ll(t(tl\ (ll tltttlt‘t' i‘t'illS and beyond ()lll litttht‘ take care ol the rttatrt room. paytrtg ltotrtagc to all thtrtgx llcht‘ lrortt the ear'lrext day \ to the biggext club ltll\ ol today Room 2 leatur‘e\ a \electtort ol Rth and ttrbatt helm and room 3 r\ the hortte ol rndre artd altetrtattye .llllllt'llh Colours present John Digweed at ('abar‘et Voltaire. lllpnt 3am £8 UN 25 May. ()rte ot the tttmt trttlttertttal artd important houxe l).l\ ttt the World. lt'x John Hrgyyeed lor ('hr‘txt'x sake linough \aid. I Espionage at luxplttltagt‘. I lpttt 3am. liree. Weekly. Miller artd Mata llari prexettt I).l l)a\td ('r'arg \ytth the \lttmtllt \(llllttl\ ol Rth. I Fur Burger at lago. I lprtt 3am. £ 3. I I May. Night lot gtrlx \tho ltke gtrlx. dirty ioch irtrtttettdo artd art ey er eclecttc llttl\lc poltcy. Boyx pleaxe remember. you need a lernale excor't lor‘ entry. I Genetic at (‘rtt'ttx ('Iub. I lpttt 3am. lirce belorc l l.3llprrt; £3 alter. Weekly. Still a nttghty popular \orr'ce that \ltttyyc;t\t‘\ altcrttatrye. trtdie artd lo—li. I The GOuLaG BeAt at l'go Ill.3llprtt 3am. £3. 25 May. l’ttnk. garage. rteyy yyaye attd good. lttttlt‘xl rock'n‘roll. I Karnival at ('abar‘ct Voltatt‘c. llptrt 3am. £5 (tree belorc rrttdtttght; £3 altet't. l I May. \ety rttgltt lor the (ab [H'Ultlhlllg to irtdtrlge 'eyer'y plea\ute. eyery \trt'. 'l’he trtatrt room IN a \ltlttttlll blend ol l'S attd l'K llnlht' lront i'l\llcl' (k l’rtce. Ryan i'.lll\ artd Mrke l’trtker'tort. Anything goex tn roorn l\\(r Wllil B‘Sltlcx pllh rnagrcianx. ltttxlx artd lt()\tc'\\t'\. I One Toke v Pangea v Red Alert at the Bortgo ('ltrb. lllpnt 3am. £3 belorc Ilpm; £4 alter. ll May. Menage a ll‘()l\ ol dirty bawlinex br'eakx artd beatx lrorrt ('httbby (‘o\. Specral lid. l’rolesxor lirexh. Jl. Boco. Alcatte and "tore. I Shit Trinket ttl “cc Red Bar. 7.30pm 3am. £4 (£3r. IS May. :\\ eclectic as ll get\ yytth eycr'ythirtg lrortt Abba to the Yeah Yeah Yeahx artd Zappa. courtesy ol‘ Sattt & Bert yyith liye action l‘rom (ilert or (ilertda. the Damn Sharrtes artd the l‘olk. I The Snatch Social at the l.tqutd Room. llprrt 3am. £5. Weekly. (‘ontedy caperx from Harry :\llt\\'.(>t'lli and Tony ('arter at thrx cheeky cabaret-curn-dt\c(t. Bach artd Trendy Wendy (monthly rexidentt \upply hrp hop artd tttrtky tunex. ('heck \natchxoctal.cotrt l'or rrtore tnlo. I Souled Out at ()pal Lounge. lllpnt 3am. £3. Weekly. l-‘rotn Motoytn to Northern Soul. Leon liaxter. Nick Watson and Master ('aird (on rotation) fulfill your needs. adding a dash ol‘ house as the night goex on.

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