Films screening this fortnight are listed below with certificate, star rating, credits, brief review and venue details. Film index compiled by Paul Dale

Adelante Muchachas I I’( it I I1Hka IIaI/cr. (icrrnany I’IInIiIlIIIax 2004 l (illllllll .-\ IInnIIIiIan xanII PIILII aI Iunphnrxtrng aIIIInIII- ilLI\ ax Ihc IHt'alIlIdkllI}: hacIIIIrnp InI lIaI/I'I'x IIIKIIIncnIaI‘}. \NIIIL'II IUIIIMx Ihc (HIIMIHII nl Iun Iccnagc girlx' Icarnx IInIn nppnxilc xIIch nI Ihc Irat‘kx. \\ ith a xharcd paxxinn lnnIhaII \‘nlrlr I.I/IIr/mIq/I .'II'!\ (I'm/I: [Jim/Hugh

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Cinema Dada I ISI I(‘clinc Dulac/IIanx Lichtcr. l‘rancc/(icrman). I03 I ~23) «llnnn. .-\ xclcclinn nI nriginal I)aIIa liIInx \\ ith Inc AIL‘CUIIIPAIIIIlIlClII\. 'I'hnxc l’caIurCII arc Ila SI'III/II'I/ and [/H' (YI'IjQiNIII/I. R/IVI/IIIIIH 3/ and (i/Imlt IiI'lm'I' [Mark/mt. I'I/m/muu'. lit/I'n/nufiu/I.

Cockles & Muscles (Crustaces 8- Coquillages) I IS» 000 IJacqucx MartincaIi/()Iix'icr Ducaxlcl. I-‘rancc. 2005) Valcria Bruni 'I‘CIICxchi. (iilhcrt Mclki. Jcan- Marc Barr. Rnrnain 'I‘nrer. IiIIuanI ('nllin. 03min. Bcatrn I’I‘cdcwhii and Marc IMcIki) gn nn hnIitI;I}' In IIIC Rh icra \\ IIII IIIL‘Ir Iccnagc xnn ('harl} I'I‘nrrL‘xi and their InIIcpcnIIcnI-Inimch IIauinIcr Laura. \\ hn Icaxcx I'nr l’nrtugal \\ iIh hcr hiker hn} l‘ricnII alman nn arri\a|. Bcatrn and Marc lit-gin In “OIILICF ahnnI ('harl} ‘x xcxualit) IIIic In hix hahit nt‘ Iaking Inng walkx alnng the cnaxI

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Arguably the greatest Scottish film ever made, Robin Hardy and Anthony Shaffer’s unique,

brilliant and downright unsettling horror/musical about police officer Edward Woodward‘s investigations into the devilish goings on at a remote Scottish island gets a special ‘6/6/6 number of the beast’ screening. Forget the new Omen film go and see this before the imminent US remake comes along and spoils everything.

I GFT. G/asgow (Tue 6 Jun Only)

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