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Next issue out Wednesday 9 August

GUEST EDITOR: IRVINE WELSH

Next week we relinquish control of The List. and place it temporarily in the hands of the man who wrote Trainspotting. Irvine Welsh. the bad boy of contemporary Edinburgh fiction.

is coming to Scotland for appearances both in Glasgow and Edinburgh. To mark the occasion he throws caution to the wind and takes on the editorship of The List.

As well as recommending some Fringe highlights. Welsh goes head to head with the bad boy of contemporary London fiction. Will Self. Welsh also interviews Jonny Lee—Miller. the man who was Sick Boy in Trainspotting and who will now star in the Et‘tinburgh Film Festival's opening movie. The F/y/ng Scotsman.

We're expecting fireworks. Don't miss them.

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