Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to gay@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Robin Lee.

Edinburgh

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Edinburgh

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Edinburgh

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EMERGENCY BREAKDOWN

If you want to burn your house down and get rescued by a swoonsome firefighter, make sure you don't live in Strathclyde. News trickles in that ten of the region's blaze-dampers turned gay pride into straight shame by refusing to staff a stall at Pride Scotia, against orders. As if to ridicule such narrow mindedness, four other Scottish brigades, including Lothian and Borders, have launched an initiative to recruit gay and lesbian officers. The drive comes as the Gay Police Association revealed that 25 officers in Lothian and Borders are part of the LGBT community. They refused to disclose photos and phone numbers, sadly. (Robin Lee)

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Glasgow

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Glasgow

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Edinburgh

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Glasgow

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Edinburgh

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FlRST (St ANCL GLASGAY! 2006

Various venues, Glasgow, from Mon 16 Oct until Sun 12 Nov.

A first Scottish production of Alan Bennett’s Talking Heads monologues is the highlight of 2006’s Glasgay! programme, details of which were revealed at the end of July. The festival will be running at double the budget of last year’s event thanks to several successes in securing funding, bringing this year’s turnover to just under £200,000, and allowing producer Steven Thomson to commission several pieces of original theatre.

Thomson says the money will support the desire ‘to shift Glasgay! from being a ‘presentation’ festival and into an arts production company, where we’re commissioning work made by artists living and working in Scotland. That’s not to the exclusion of working with international artists, and bringing the best into Scotland: the programme we put before the Arts Council is a mixed programme of drama and contemporary work.’

As well as Talking Heads, which Thomson explains is not overtly gay but deals with issues of loneliness, fear and isolation - ‘written through with a gay underscore by a writer who came out later in life’ - Glasgay! has commissioned New York drag king Diane Torr to dramatise her and her brother’s teenage fascination with Dusty Springfield in Donald Does Dusty, and Citizens’ Theatre stalwart Laurance Rudic to explore his life and its journeys in And God Created. . .

A re-staging of Louise Welsh’s acclaimed The Importance of Being Alfred, a tribute to dance luminary Martha Graham by Richard Move titled Martha, Split Britches’ Lois Weaver as the country and western lesbian performance artist Tammy WhyNot, and an appearance by Neil Bartlett complete the main theatre programme. In addition, the Q! Gallery’s studio space will host RUSH, a series of boutique drama performances from Ian Nulty (pictured), Martin O’Connor and Adrian Howells.

Comedy is served by Funny Women competition winner Zoe Lyons, camp entertainer Jason Wood, and suburban housewife Mrs Barbara Nice, while visual art features urban flair in Graffiti Brasil and mainstream teasing in Hey hetero! The latter will see posters on the Glasgow Underground inviting straight society to consider its privileged position. Utter Gutter, an Arches 15th birthday Death Disco, and a “queer punk meets neighbourhood dance’ ceilidh bash extend the festival into the night. (Robin Lee)

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