Food for thought

Joanna Blythman’s latest tome on the quality of food in this country fascinates and depresses in equal measure, finds Donald Reid.

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\\ hen it comex to food. we're off

to hell in a xuperxonic handeart and the iii-flight catering ix ropey to say the leaxt.

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THE BOOK BULGES WITH INDIGNATION, EXASPERATION AND ATTACKS ON THE FOOD ESTABLISHMENT

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Btythman's book argues that we’re no better than the Americans (top) when it comes to the quality of the tood we eat. She also singles out airline food (bottom) for criticism

PART TWO

New books that ask searching questions about the toad on our plates

parties. allow ourselvex to be seduced by processed food of dubiotts provenance and refuse to see cooking as a basic life skill worthy of being taught in schools.

Relentlessly. the hook lays into Britain‘s most commonly voiced ‘Bad Food Beliefs' ~ that home cooking takes too long. that good food costs too much. that a diet of processed food can keep you healthy and slim. No quarter is given. and frequently the Blythman blows are clean and palpable hits. For example: '(wel appreciate that a cheap car now might turn into a Pandora‘s box of mechanics‘ bills and personal risks later. Not so with food. ()ne of the first things a British person wants to know about food is what it costs. This single. vital piece of information dwarfs all other considerations such as ‘l)oes it taste good'.”. “How was it produced". ‘Is it good for me and my family'.". “How can anything wholesome he produced so cheaply'."

Bud I’om/ Britain isn‘t a fun hook to read. even by foodies who share her despair. You get neither uplifting tips about how to make things better Blythman would argue that we have to accept the malaise we're in before identifying creative solutions nor self-indulgent personal anecdotes inserted for colour or light relief. What you do get are forceful arguments laid out starkly and harshly. In particular her tirades against big food business companies with serious financial. marketing and political muscle are made lucidly and bravely. Few politicians are prepared to follow her lead. But then why would they bother? It's only food.

Bad Food Britain (Fourth Estate, £7.99) is out now.

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