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Arches since 1997. She keeps : order in the toilets all night during the three big monthly clubs,
Pressure, Colours and Inside Out,
and sees everything that goes on at the venue during the day, too.
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What song would you hate to be played at your funeral?
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Who would you like to play you in the film of your life?
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When did you last dance, and why?
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