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21. l)e\piIe hix prneliiiiiatinii nl retirement l'nllnuing 2(lll4'x li/II li/iii A .\//7(lI)I .l;i}—/. ix i‘epni‘Ied In he en\erIl_\ de\ elnping it next iilhum In eelehi'zite Ien _\L‘;Il\ in the game.

SECC, Glasgow, Fri 22 Sep.

IAUTUMN

From metal to mambo. there‘s pretty much everything you could wish for coming up in the next few months. Here‘s just a selection for starters.

I Jurassic 5 More of that proverbial claSSic rap. in spades. Carling Academy. Glasgow. 6 Oct.

I Babyshambles Will Pete by playing the no—show lottery yet again? Carling Academy. Glasgow. 7 Oct.

I James Morrison James Blunt v2.0 swmgs into Singer- songwritery action. Old Fruitinarket. Glasgow. 8 Oct.

I The Long Blondes Brisk indie from the NME favourites. And aren‘t those girls stylish? Oran Mor. Glasgow. 10 Oct.

I People Under the Stairs The ever—dependable hip hop duo bring back their energetic live show. Cabaret Voltaire. Edinburgh. 11 Oct.

I Milburn Laddish indie from Arctic Monkeys‘ Sheffield compadres. OMU. Glasgow. 13 Oct.

I Kooks Pretty indie boys go large for the students. Barrowland. Glasgow. 14 Oct.

I The Raconteurs Jack White's Side protect now appears to be the day lOb. Carling Academy, Glasgow. 14 Oct.

I Howling Bells Beauteous Aussies may Just have invented shoegazer-country. King Tut‘s. Glasgow. 15 Oct.

I Stiff Little Fingers Irish punks. still With a big lollowmg in Scotland. Liquid Room. Edinburgh. 15 Oct.

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I Gogol Bordello, Bedouin Soundchsh and Danko Jones Gypsy-folk, reggae and rock collide in this eclectic line-up. Barrowland. Glasgow, 1 Nov.

I Boy Kill Boy NME New Bands Tour alumni taking another step towards world domination. ABC. Glasgow. 15 Oct: Queen‘s Hall, Edinburgh, 16 Oct.

I SUNN Om Ear-poundineg great exponents of avant-garde drone-doom noise of the highest order. ABC. Glasgow. 15 Oct.

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