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Glasgow

The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £6 (£5-£3 members). It‘s nearly the weekend. and no one ever does any work on a Friday so you may as well go

MY HERO

The nominations for my comedy hero are Billy Connolly, Larry David, Woody Allen and Richard Pryor. And the winner is . . . Woody Allen. But it was close. Connolly is fantastically naturally funny and a benchmark for my own comedy while David has made a late but compelling bid for the role of comedy hero in my life, but Allen nicks it. When I first discovered Woody Allen’s work I became a proper fan for the first time in my life. I watched all his films repeatedly, and it got to the point that i could watch Annie Hall in my head (great for train journeys before mini-DVD players). I read all his prose, listened to all his stand-up, researched every interview, I even went to see him play his clarinet at the Carlyle Hotel in New York.

Films like Hannah and Her Sisters, Play it Again Sam and Husbands and Wives are wonderful, his book of collected prose is hilarious, his stand-up routines are legendary and his clarinet playing is average. But my

love affair with Allen, and I’m sure many would agree, has peaked. His last dozen or so films have been appalling and he married his step-daughter, but he was the first person to show me just how funny comedy can be. For that he is my hero. (Interview by Brian Donaldson)

The Stand, Glasgow, Thu 26—Sat 28 Oct.

and see some comedy. Tonight's offerings

. come from Mark Maier. Gary Little. 5 Padraig Hyland and Joe Heenan.

Edinburgh

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £6 (£5-£3 members). The beautifully groomed Bruce Devlin steps up to master the mic this evening. as the man who made smart- casual bitchy. Rob Deering. Tony Hendricks and Daliso C haponda provide the rest of the laughs. The Snatch Social The Liquid Room. 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564. l lpm—3am. £5. Comedy capers from Harry Ainsworth and Tony Caner at this cheeky cabaret- cum-disco. Babes and Trendy Wendy (monthly resident) supply hip hop and funky tunes.

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Glasgow

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. UGC Building. Renfrew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £10. Eat. drink. dance and laugh the working week away with Martin Bigpig. Martin Bigpig‘s beard. John Simmit and Stu Who? 1 mean, we know who Stu is. he just has a silly name.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £8 (£7—£5 members). Susan Morrison. a veritable monsoon of wit. hosts the weekend‘s japes; she‘s joined by Mark Maier. Gary Little and Padraig Hyland.

Edinburgh

Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. Omni Centre. Greenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £10.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £8 (£7—£5 members). Mr Bruce Devlin is the weekend‘s host. in the esteemed company of Rob Deering. Tony Hendricks and Daliso Chaponda.

Glasgow

Blackfriars Bumper Value Comedy Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. £6. A girly line-up this evening. with three of the finest female comedians currently working in Scotland. Jojo Sutherland. Susan Calman and Viv Gee bring a sparkle to your Saturday. Bumper Value Comedy O‘Neill‘s. 457 Sauchiehall Street. 353 4370. 8pm. £10 with disco (£6 comedy only). A gorgeous line-up of Scott Agnew and the very busy pair of Viv Gee and Jojo Sutherland. Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. UGC Building. Renfrew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £13. See Fri 20.

The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 9pm. £10. See Fri 20.

Edinburgh Jongleurs Comedy Club Jongleurs. Omni Centre. Greenside Place. 08707 870707. 8.15pm. £12. See Fri 20.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £10. See Fri 20.

Glasgow

Jason Wood: My Anus Horribilis The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £10. Stones. humour and spine-tingling singing from the rather camp man of 29 Minutes of Fame. Strictly Come Dancing and Spy TV fame. Part of Clusguy.’ 2006.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway? The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 1pm. Free. Banish that moming-after feeling with a dose of free (form) laughter from improv stars Paul Graham and Stuart Murphy. The Sunday Night Laugh-In The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £4 (£3—£l members). lt‘s Sunday all over again. Put on a big brave smile with help from funnymen MC Daliso Chaponda. Tony Hendricks and Padraig Hyland.

Glasgow

Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £4. Team Monkey (better known as Sandy Nelson. Allen Chalmers. Paul Pirie and Raymond Meams) spice up a dull weeknight with more spontaneous sketches. music and gags.

Edinburgh

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £1. It's the time for new talent to take the stage and give the old stand-up a try. Worry thee not though. professionals Daliso Chaponda and Tony Hendricks are on hand to smooth things

Tuesday 24

Glasgow

Red Raw The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 6006055. 8.30pm. £2 (£1). Baby faced newbies have a go at the

old world of stand-up. Jamie Anderson and Susan Calman are there to mop up the tears. hopefully of happiness.

Edinburgh

United Nations Day Special! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £5 (£4—£2.50 members). The Stand goes all intemational and celebrates laughter bringing the world together. Among those representing the people are Jamaican Tony Hendricks and Malawian

3 Daliso Chaponda.

Wednesday 25

Glasgow Best of Irish The Stand. 333

j Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £7 (£6). A sample of the best Irish comedy on the circuit today. with

Andrew Maxwell. Michael Mee. Simon O‘Keeffe and Michael Redmond. To be sure (sorry).

Edinburgh

7 Best of Scottish The Stand. 5 York

L Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £5. Enjoy the ! best of comedy north of the border. with i Vladimir McTavish. Graeme Thomas.

Keir McAllister and Bruce Devlin.

Comedy Arena Gong Show Holyrood Tavem. 9 Holyrood Road. 557

l 4972. 8.30pm. £2. Come and pick the

winners (and losers) as comedians try their luck against the Tavem Comedy Gong. Harsh but funny.

Last Laugh Comedy The Arcade Bar. 48 Cockburn Street. 220 1297. 9pm. £3. Top midweek comedy evening hosted by impressionist and raconteur Keara Murphy who continues to be ‘Eddie [Hard with less make-up and more Glasgow".

Thursday 26

Glasgow

The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £6 (£5—£3 members). Celebrate the 299th day of the year with Sandy Nelson. Michael McIntyre and Matt

3 Hollins. It‘s as good an excuse as any. a See My Hero.

I Edinburgh

Heresy The Jekyll & Hyde. 112 Hanover Street. 225 2022. 8.30pm. £3. Come and release your comedy demons at Heresy; the stand-up night that relishes the dark side and would love to show your soul a damn good time.

The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £6 (£5—£3 members). Have fun on a school night with MC Susan Calman. lan Coppinger. Steven Dick and Steve Shanyaski. They‘ll do anything for your amusement. And I mean anything.

The Snatch Social The Liquid Room. 9c Victoria Street. 225 2564. 1 lpm—3am. .

£5. See Thu 19.

Rob Deering The manic Chap with a nice line in musical analysis aims to rock your comedic world. The Stand, Edinburgh, Thu 79—Sat 27 Oct.

Andrew Maxwell The clear highlight of an Irish special tonight as the jaunty little leprechaun shows us why he’s so big. Comedy-wise. The Stand, Glasgow, Wed 25 Oct.

Comedy Arena Gong Show A novel idea as the audience chooses who stays and who, conversely. goes. Holyrood Tavern, Edinburgh, Wed 25 Oct, 7 Nov.

Michael McIntyre A lad with a delightful line in jocko accents gets whimsical after a commanding August Fringe. See My Hero. The Stand, Glasgow, Thu 26—Sat 28 Oct.

Ed Byrne More Irish mirth- making as the woes of the world are laid before us and given a right old wrestle. See caption. The Garage, Glasgow, Sat 28 Oct.

Grumpy Old Women: Live Rhona Cameron and Annette Badland join up with Jenny Eclair for some right royal whingeing. King ’3 Theatre, Glasgow, Sun 29 Oct.

Alun Cochrane He might talk like a bold Yorkshireman but he’s Glasgow through and through as this towering comic (height and laugh-wise) gets all droll on our asses. The Stand. Glasgow, Thu 2 Nov.

Glasgow

Jongleur‘s Comedy Club Jongleurs.

UGC Building. Renfrew Street. 08707 870707. 8pm. £10. End of the month and end of the week. Celebrate with Eddy Brimson. Chn's McCausland and Pierre Hollins then have a dance in Club Riga afterwards. included in the ticket price.

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