Glasgow

Events are listed by city, day, type then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least fourteen days before publication to clubsglasgowehotmailxom. Glasgow listings are compiled by Sandra Maroon.

Glasgow Thursdays

Club

I ‘.’ at the Buff Club. 10.30pm—3am. £3 (free). Weekly. Stevie and David rummage through their records to bring you all the good stuff.

I Calling All Disco Kids at Karbon. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Heskey and Big Al drop hip hop and R&B while Raw B and Euan McLeod play student classics and hand out cash prizes at this student night.

I Club Olum at Classic Grand.

1 lpm—3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. Club Olum have moved to new venue the Classic Grand. This new weekly residency starts off with resident DJ Dirty Marc (Deathkill4000) and guest DJ Madame S (Utter Gutter) spinning the tunes while This is Pop and Motormark provide the live entertainment (2 Nov).

I Freaklnoves at Glasgow School of Art. I 1pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Ultra- fine hip hop night for the students. with [)Js Dema and Nice.

I Freakscene at Polar Bar. l lpm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Brand new retro and alternative sounds from John Freakscene. I Plastik Funk at Bamboo. l lpm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Mark Robb. Tania and friends play funk and soul with rock'n'roll at this great new student night. I Record Player: at Glasgow School of Art. 10.30pm—2.30am. £3 (£2). Weekly. In the Vic Bar. Hi-fi Sean & Hushpuppy play to an increasingly frenzied crowd.

I Red Room at Bluu. l()pm—3am. £3 (free). Weekly. Brian d‘Souza and Jake play electro. electronica. house. folk. dub. hip hop. jazz. indie and experimental.

I Tunnel Thursdays at the Tunnel.

1 lpm—3am. £5. Weekly. Every Thursday Simon Foy and Lisa Littlewood will serve up some of the best of house and dance classics from past to present.

Glasgow Fridays

Club

I Babaza at Be-lo. 9pm—3am. £6 (free). Weekly. Paul Traynor. Ross McMillan & Billy Jones play raucous R&B and heavy hip hop.

I Beat Down The Up Set at Guru.

1 1pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Electronic rock‘n’roll. synthetic soul. crashing guitars and thumping 808s. Free passes available at myspace.com/ beatdowntheupset.

I Blitzkreig Bop at the Arches.

l [pm—3am. £6 (£4). 10 Nov. Monthly. This month The Needles. Dananananakroyd and The Shakes add the live element to the proceedings.

I Brown Baggin’ it at the Garage.

I lpm—3am. £5 (free—£3). Weekly. The Attic hosts retro. Britpop and alt. while the Engine Rooms play chilled out chart from every era. Brian switches the remote and plays everything from pop through to charts in the main gaff while the G2 channel spices it up with R&B and soul. I Bunker Fridays at the Bunker Bar. Free. Weekly. Bamboo’s Andy Wilson unleashes his own brand of indie. electro. pop and rock on the Bunker patrons.

I Buriy’s House of Horror at the Arches. 10.30pm—3am. £12 (£10). 3 Nov. Schlock horror! Burly invites both boys and girls to dig out the capes. fake blood and plastic bats for a night of gruesome gothic grooving with ghosts. ghouls. vampires. werewolves. zombies and their mummies. Part of Glasguy.’ 2006.

I Canvas Club at Arta. 9pm—3am. £5 (free). Weekly. Live bands plus DJ Joe Deehan playing funk and party classics.

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I Coded at Vault. l lpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Steven McCreery is the main man. while the likes of Billy Woods. Billy Kilkie and Amanda Price join in from time to time.

I Cotton Cake at the Arches. 10.30pm—3am. £12 (£10). 3 Nov. Monthly. A night of twisted electro presented by monthly resident DJ Mehdi and pals. This time it‘s the turn of the lnstitubes Party people with Para one.

: Surkin. Tacteel and Das Glow.

I Electrobail at Karbon. 10.30pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. New electro night from Salon Boris DJs. David Sinclair (killer Kitsch) and Dominic Martin at new venue.

I Festival at ABC. llpm-3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Euan Neilson does the honours with his bag of funky electro sounds and cross genre freeform mixing. plus guests. I The Friday Factory at Classic Grand. l().30pm—3am. £5. Weekly. Homage is paid to Tony Wilson‘s Factory Records. the Andy Warhol era and everything in between. Expect to hear everything from The Velvet Underground to Joy Division and Kasabian.

I Funhouse at Barfly. l 1pm—2am. £6. Weekly. DJ Paul Needles and Alpha Mitchell spin psych. punk. soul and maximum rock'n‘roll.

I Miss Kittin at the Glasgow School of Art. l().3()pm—3am. £l(). 3 Nov. The feline techno whizz is back on these shores for some hard and fast mayhem on the dancefloor. See preview. page 32.

I Monkey Puzzle at Bluu. 10pm—3am. £5 (free). Weekly. Chris and Donald team up with Andy Pirie. Billy Woods. Andrew Back and Derek for a weekly trip through electro. electronica. house. folk. dub. hip hop. jazz. indie. disco and rare groove.

I Morgan's Spiced Nights at the Arches. llpm—3am. £5. 10 Nov. Morgan‘s goes on tour with a bit of help from the Cuban Brothers. Unabombers. The Loose Cannons and the Buff Club DJs plus contortionists. magicians and other cheeky surprises. For tickets log onto www.morgansspiced.co.uk. See preview. page 32.

I Offset at Cube. llpm—3am. £8 (£5). Weekly. Dance classics and tuff house from resident DJs.

I Old School Funk at the Buff. lOpm—3am. £6. Weekly. Gordie. Jack. Craig and Dec play old school jazz and funk classics.

* Pinup Nights at Woodside Social Club. 9pm—2am. £8 (£7). 3 Nov. Monthly. Pinups residents play their usual glamorous mix of indie. ska and 2 tone. Tonight is given over to none other than Blur‘s Alex James with his bag of records.

I Pukka Funk at the Tunnel.

1 lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Big house night from Kris Keegan. lain ‘Santos‘ Thomson and A].

I Relentless at the Sub Club. 10.30pm—3am. £10. 3 Nov. Monthly. The Relentless crew continue to bring quality techno to the city with DJ Bone (Subject/Detroit Records) and Stephen Brown (DJax Records) as guests at their fourth birthday bash.

I Ript at Carnival Arts Centre.

I lpm—3am. £5 donation. 10 Nov. Scottish Carnival Arts encourage you to rip up the tartan and throw on a dress before dancing your cheatin‘ hearts until dawn at Glasgay!‘s final bash. Dressing rooms available. Part of Glasgay.’ 2006.

=l< Rocket at Bamboo. 10.30pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. House music from Geoff M and Craig Laws. R&B and hip hop with Gavin Sommerville plus rock and boogie with Stevie Sole in the lounge. Dimitri from Paris guests on 10 Nov.

I Shufer at Cube. llpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Brand new Friday at Cube where house. pop. electro. hip hop. indie and techno collide.

I Smash Team Disco at the Hold (under Admiral Bar). 1 1pm—3am. £5 (£4). 10 Nov. Monthly. Smashley and Teamy play records while Big Face play their first Scottish gig after supporting Shit Disco around the country.

I Vice at the Cathouse. l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Martin Bates (XFM) hosts an indie rock party on level two with tunes old and new. from Arctic Monkeys to Zeppelin.

I Xplicit at the Glasgow School of Art. 1 lpm—3am. £tbc. 10 Nov. Pendulum and MC Verse with support from Glasgow residents Paul Reset. Morphy. ENO plus MCs BZ. See preview. page 31.

Glasgow Saturdays

Club

I Sad Robot at the Glasgow School of Art. 1 lpm—3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Residents Loosejoints and Stevie Elements host a night of quality music that cuts across the genre divides.

I Base at the Tunnel. 1 lpm—3am. £8 (£5). Weekly. Chris and Martin Hesketh. along with Chris Harris and Al Kent. weave a fine fabric of funky house and R&B at Mitchell Lane‘s finest dance emporium.

I Colours at the Arches. 10.30pm—4am. £18—£23. 4 Nov. Monthly. Subliminal man Erick Morillo puts in a four hour set. I Cubeclass at Cube. 1 lpm—3am. £8. Weekly. Funky and vocal house from DJs Kris Keegan. Scoot and Scally and hip hop and R&B from D] Andy R.

I DBLSPK at Basura Blanca. 10pm—2am. £8. 4 Nov. Claro lntelecto (live) with resident Hudson Mohawk. Alan Currie (Monox) and Steven Robertson.

I Dirty Record! at Glasgow University Union. l0pm—2am. £3 (£2—free). Weekly. Paul N‘Jie (XFM) gets behind the decks to deliver a selection of R&B. hip hop. soul and disco. Open Dex is for up-and- coming DJs and runs weekly downstairs in Deep 6. after a free DJ workshop (from 8pm).

I Divine at Glasgow School of Art. l0pm—3am. £3.50—£6. Weekly. Deep funk. 60s and 70s grooves and a loyal crowd at this very long running Glasgow residents‘ night.

I Emergency at the Universal. llpm—3am. £5. ll Nov. Residents Andrew Back and James Pole say goodbye. farewell and thank you as they host the final night of their Emergency residency at Universal.

I Fneefall at the Arches. 10.30pm—3am. £12 (£10). I 1 Nov. Monthly. A very fine. popular night of hard house and trance with residents Simon Foy. Alan Belshaw and Fraser Latta plus special guest Tall Paul.

I Goodfoot at Riverside Club. l().30pm-3am. £7. l8 Nov. Monthly. The Goodfoot DJ Team play a selection of northern soul. funk and R&B classics and rarities on lovely old vinyl. This is their 15th birthday so celebrate with them and their guests Colin Law and Lenny Harkins.

I Guru Saturdays at Guru.

1 lpm—3am. £7 (£5 ). Weekly. Grahame Ferguson plays a mix of rock'n'roll while Robin keeps it funky with eclectic electric and alternative 80s rotating in room three.

I Hanoi Rocks at Firewater. 9pm—3am. £3 (free before 10.30pm; £2 after). Weekly. DJs Joe Smith and Craig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd.

I Home Cookin’ at Be-lo. 9pm-3am. £7 (free). Weekly. Stewart McCallum and Joe Higgins with urban and 80s soul.

I Homegrown at Bamboo. 10.30pm—3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with Miguel playing R&B and Dominic Martin supplying the funk and jazz.

I I Love the Garage Saturdays at the Garage. 10.30pm-3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brian McMaster plays all your favourite classics in the main hall while Kenny soars through alternative indie and retro classics in the Attic.

I Inner City Acid at Soundhaus. llpm—4am. £11 (£9). 11 Nov. Monthly. inner City Acid celebrate their second birthday with German techno royalty Richard Bartz and Dan Monox.

The latest club news

With The Pet Shop Boys being announced for the Edinburgh Concert in the Gardens this Hogmanay, thoughts turn to New Year. So what has been announced on the biggest date of the year on the clubbing calendar so far? Staying in Edinburgh we have the annual New Year Revels at the Assembly Rooms; gay girlies night Velvet at Mariners; cut up kings 2 Many DJs at City and more gay antics as Vibe commandeers Ego.

in Glasgow, inside Out will be the big hitters at The Arches with Agnelli 8. Nelson, Matt Hardwick, Adam Sheridan and more among the hard dance line-up while Club Noir present ‘the Story of Burlesque’ at the newly opened Classic Grand. Talking of new venues it’s nice to see Edinburgh finally getting one after the scary times earlier this year. New upper class dance emporium Lulu has opened beneath Tiger Lily on George Street. offering up a mix of soul, jazz. disco. funk and electronica seven days a week from names like Lenny Love, Jon Pleased and Mash.

I Karbon Saturdays at Karbon. 10.30pm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and soulful funk from this new night at the new city centre venue.

I Lust for Life at ABC. 1 lpm—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. DJ Gerry Lyons is your man on Saturdays playing everything from disco to indie and thundering rock in the main space. Downstairs David Sinclair (Killer Kitsch) plays an eclectic

I Obscenester at Classic Grand.

1 lpm—3am. £3. Weekly. New Sunday nighter with a playlist that encompases indie. post punk. electro and 60s treats. I Porno at Classic Grand. 9.30pm—3am. £6. Weekly. New regular Saturday night with DJs and live bands. 5*}: Subculture at the Sub Club.

I lpm—Sam. £10 (£5 before midnight). Weekly. Harri and Domenic's established house institute continues to reign supreme. Fabric resident and Wiggle DJ Terry Francis pops in on 4 Nov while King Britt plays a re- scheduled date on 1 1 Nov. Magic. See preview. page 32.

I Superfly at Woodside Social Club. 10pm—2am. £5. 4 Nov. lan and Duncan provide the funk and soul supply as well as other bits'n‘bobs at this quality night. I Tipsy at Silver. l()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and dancehall every week.

I “ask Saturdays at Tusk. 9pm-3am. £5 (free). Weekly. A mixture of funk. soul and classic anthems with Jay Blai.

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