Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to comedy@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Sian Bevan.

Glasgow

The Thursday Show The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30pm. £7 (£6 £3 members). Comedy Krankie wannabe Susan Calman hosts tonight’s show. with performances from Ian Coppinger. (iraeme Thomas. Poetry Pete and Sonya Kelly.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 1.057 I.55pm. £5 Meal & Show. A liver gets you top quality improv comedy and yummy scran in 55 minutes of ftin. Better than a pasty in the staff room.

Heresy The Jekyll & Hyde. I I2 Hanover Street. 225 2022. 8.30pm. £3. More depraved comedy from the basement of Jekyll & Ilyde. with MC Rick Molland. The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £7 (£6 £3 members). Jake ()'Kane. Column McDonnell. Woody and Jane Mackay are here to entertain you.

Glasgow

The Stand The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 8.30pm. £9 (£8 £5 members). Two nights of fun presented by Susan ‘Calmanator' Calman. with loyal performers Ian Coppinger. John (iillick. Poetry Pete and Sonya Kelly.

Edinburgh Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5

’ork Place. 558 7272. 1.05 l.55pm. £5 Meal & Show. See Thu I. The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £9 (£8 (£5 members). Weekend frolics comedy stylee with host Susan Morrison proffering comedians like canapes. Teddy. Jake ()‘Kane. Column McDonnell and Woody perform.

Glasgow

Comedy Womb The State Bar. 148 Holland Street. 332 2I59. 9pm. £9. Fran Healy hosts this successful regular night. The Stand The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 9pm. £I0. See Fri

Edinburgh The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £10. See I-‘ri 2.

The List has teamed up with the Glasgow International Comedy Festival to offer List subscribers an exclusive competition. We’re giving away three pairs of tickets to see Australian comedian Sarah Kendall at The Stand Comedy Club on Thursday 15 March. If you’re a List subscriber and you’d like the chance to win a pair, simply email promotions@list.co.uk with ‘SARAH KENDALL’ in the subject line by Friday 9 March. Include your name, address and daytime phone number. Usual List rules apply. Not a subscriber yet? Then visit www.|ist.co.uk/subscribe or call 0131 550 3050.

Glasgow

Michael Redmond’s Sunday Service The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 8.30pm. £5 (£4—£I members). l.aidback MC Redmond presents Sandy Nelson. Andy .\lcPaitIand. Martin McAIIister and Scotty l)omnhallach.

Edinburgh

Whose Lunch is it Anyway? The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. Ipm. Free. Paul (iraham and Stuart Murphy lire tip the imagination.

Glasgow

Dance Monkey Boy, Dance The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 8.30. £4. Sandy Nelson. Allen Chalmers. Paul Pirie and Raymond Mearns bring you a night of stand-up. sketches and songs.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. l.05~ I.55pnt. £5 Meal & Show. See Thu I.

Red Raw The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £2. I‘resh new comedy. with tip to I0 acts on the bill in an orgy of amusement and joy. Professionals John Ross and (ills Tawse lead the way.

Glasgow

Rebus McTaggart (‘iti/ens‘ Theatre.

I l‘) (iorbals Street. 4290022. 7.30pm.

£ l 2. Richard 'I‘homson strides in with Iicclefechan’s top policeman who has just been promoted to Joint Deputy Temporary Head Community Support Liaison Officer.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. I05 1.55pm. £5 Meal & Show. See Thu 1.

SiStars! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £6 (£4 £3 members). A night of female performers. as MC Susan Calman introduces Tanyalee Davis. Jane Mackay. AI. Kennedy and Sian Bevan.

Wednesday 7

Glasgow

Rebus McTaggart (‘iti/ens’ Theatre. I I9 (iot'bals Street. 42‘) 0022. 7.30pm. £ I 2. See Tue 6.

SiStars! The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 8.30pm. £6

(£4 -£3). See Tue 6.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. l.05~l.55pm. £5 Meal 8; Show. See Thu I.

Laugh? I Nearly Voted! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 8.30pm. £6 (£3 metnbers). The Stand goes all political. with a new show featuring Vladimir McTavish and Bruce Devlin interviewing a member of parliament on all manner of inappropriate things. l’irst tip is the SNI"s Nicola Sturgeon.

Thursday 8

Glasgow

Rebus McTaggart Citi/ens’ Theatre.

I 19(iorbals Street. 4290022. 7.30pm. £12. See Tue 6.

Vladimir McTavish The Stand. 33.3 Woodlands Road. 08706006055. 7.30pm. £7 (£6). A wry look at Scotland. lmprobabble Presents Bastii'a Blanca. Brunswick Hotel Basement. I06 Brunswick Street. 552 000I. 8pm. £5 (£4). Billy Bonkcrs. Atistin Low, Peter Aitcltison. ()bie and Billy Kirkwood present improv and sketch based fun. Janey Godley The Garage. 4‘)() Sauchiehall Street. 332 I l20. 8pm. £9 (£7). The irrepressible Ms (] returns to home-turf for one night only.

AI Pitcher The t'niversal. 57-59 Sattchiehall Lane. 332 8899. 8.30pm. £6 (£4). [inter the strange world of Pitcher

and discover what thoughts are Ittrking in

his head today.

Dan Clark Brel. 3‘) 43 Ashton Lane. 342 4966. 9pm. £6 (£4). Dan explains the day a technology addict seemed to fall apart. Funy Women The State Bar. I48 Holland Street. 332 2I59. 9pm. £10. Sotne of the finest female comedy talent perform this evening. with proceeds going to Action Aid and V.Day.

Boothby Graffoe and Nick Pynn The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. 0870 600 6055. 9.30pm. £8 (£7). A violin. a guitar and two popular comedians.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. I05 1.55pm. £5 Meal 8; Show. See Thu l.

Heresy The Jekyll 8; Hyde. I I2 Hanover Street. 225 2022. 8.30pm. £3. Sec Thu I. The Thursday Show The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £7 (£6 £3 members). Bruce Devlin hosts in the grand company of wee 'I'anyalee Davis. giant Scott Agnew and medium sized (iraenie Thomas.

Glasgow Rebus McTaggart (‘iti/ens‘ Theatre. I I9 (iorbals Street. 4290022. 7.30pm. £12. See Thu 8. Janey Godley 8. Ashley Storrie’s Square Street Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 7.45pm. £8 (£6). The popular mother-daughter combo return with their outrageous sketch show. Austin Low (ieorgics Bar .‘vlillennitim Hotel. 40 (ieorge Square. 8pm. £6 (£5). This cheeky scamp presents Til/(’3‘ o/‘un (Jr/um .lukt'r. a critique of 2 l st century life. Bumper Value Comedy Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 8pm. £6 (£5). Alan Anderson. Dec McLean and Janey (iodley rotate as resident comperes. introducing the festival's best acts. Bumper Value Comedy World Series Challenges ()ran Mor. 73l~735 (ireat Western Roat . 357 6200. 8pm. £6 (£5). Scott Agnew presides over a night to establish where the funniest place in the world is. Craig Hill The (iarage. 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 ll20. 8pm. £l0.50 (£8). Super-camp and super-Scottish. What more do you want'.’ Glasgow Stands Up: On Your Doorstep (ieoff Shaw Community Centre. 25 Kerrylamont Avenue. Totyglen. 8pm. £3. Joe Heenan. Vladimir .‘vlc'l‘avish and Andy Sir bring their fine comedy talent to varying areas of (ilasgow. lmprobabble Presents Bastira Blanca. Brunswick Hotel Basement. 106 Brunswick Street. 552 000i. 8pm. £5 (£4). See Thu 8. Patrick Rolink Lauries Bar. 34 King Street. OH) 552 7l23. 8pm. £7 (£6). Mr Rolink looks at life alter the big 4-() with What is" (7]) l)or'f’

Stewart Lee The Stand. 333 Woodlands Road. ()870 600 6055. 8pm. £ 10 (£8). A new stand—tip show from one the sharpest comedians around. You Owe Me Glue ()‘Neill‘s. 457 Sauchiehall Street. 35.3 4370. 8pm. £6 (£5). The cult show returns. with more ridiculously funny sketches from I’raser Campbell and Tom Brogan.

- Comedy Womb The State Bar. I48

Holland Street. 332 2I59. 9pm. £6 (£5). I-‘ran Healy presents Stti Who'.’ and Jojo Sutherland in this lovely womb of comedy.

The Bratchpiece Family Show Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924.

9. 1 5pm. £7 (£6). The comedy clan present the funniest bits of their gene pool.

Dave Heffron Cieorgics Bar Millennium Hotel. 40 George Square. 9.30pm. £6 (£5). All things geeky are celebrated in Nerd xlf(‘l'l.’

Don Ouixote’s Comedy Wood Lauries Bar. 34 King Street. 0l4| 552 7l23.

THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT . . .

1 Back in her native Oz. a young Kendall first worked her comedy routine for fellow students at Sydney University while majoring in modern history. She fought for a while against stage fright insisting that stand-up was ‘a good way to get into vomiting.’ 2 Her comedy idols include Ellen DeGeneres. Maria Bamford and Dom lrrera. 3 She took a year out from comedy to hike around Iceland and hang out in the jazz clubs of Chicago. 4 Although some of her material has seemed a tad cruel against the younger members of our society. Kendall insists that she likes kids and appreciates their sense of humour. 5 Then there's the thing with old people. She’s done jokes about Harold Shipman which have crossed some people‘s lines. But she really does love her grandparents. (Brian Donaldson) The Stand, Edinburgh, Tue 73 Mar; the Stand, Glasgow, Thu 75 Mar.

9.30pm. £3 (£2). A brand new show with sketches. improv and stand-up galore. Late ‘n’ Loud Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. l0.45pm. £6 (£5). Comperes Alan Anderson. Des McLean and Des Clarke bring you celebrity guests and a bar open til 3am.

Edinburgh

Out to Lunch - Live! The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. I.()5--l.55pm. £5 Meal 6’; Show. See Thu I.

Live at the Loft The Three Sisters. 13‘) Cowgate. 622 680I. 8pm. £6. The Beehive crew move venues temporarily with Stephen Carlin. Cireg McHugh and host Steven Davidson on hand to make the upheaval Iess traumatic.

The Stand The Stand. 5 York Place. 558 7272. 9pm. £9 (.£8-£5 members). MC Bruce Devlin introduces Simon Munnery. 'I‘anyalee Davis. Phil Differ and Nick Davies.

Saturday 10

Glasgow

Bebus McTaggart (‘itizens‘ Theatre. I I9 (iorbals Street. 4290022. 7.30pm. £12. See Thu 8.

Simon Brodkin Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 7.45pm. £8 (£6). ()ne of Britain‘s rising character comedians brings his show back over the border. Austin Low (ieorgics Bar Millennium Hotel. 40 (ieorge Square. 8pm. £6 (£5). See l‘ri 9.

Glasgow Stands Up: On Your Doorstep. Castletnilk Community Centre. (ilasgow. 0845 330 3501. 8pm. £3. See Fri 9.

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