I Monkey Puzzle at Maggie May‘s. l()pm» 3am. £5 (free). Weekly. Chris and Donald team up with Andy Pirie. Billy Woods. Andrew Back and Derek fora weekly trip through electro. electronica. house. folk. dub. hip hop. jazz. indie. disco and rare groove.

I Old School Funk at the Buff. l()pm—3am. £6. Weekly. (iordie. Jack. Craig and Dec play old school jazz and funk classics.

I Pukka Funk at the Tunnel.

1 lpm~3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Big house night from Kris Keegan. lain ‘Santos' Thomson and AJ.

iii Relentless at the Sttb Clttb.

l lpm—3am. UP. 23 Mar. The Relentless crew continue to bring quality techno to the city with the mighty Belgium-based tweaker CJ Bolland. See preview. page 3 l.

I Rocket at Batnboo. l().3()pm-~3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. House music from (ieoff M and Craig Laws. R&B and hip hop with (iavin Sotntnerville plus rock and boogie with Stevie Sole in the lounge.

I Shuffle at Cube. 1 lpm-~ 3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Brand new Friday at Cube where house. pop. electro. hip hop. indie and techno collide.

I Skin-Deep at Maggie May's. l().3()pm- 3am. £5. 23 Mar. The Bios l)Js (Scott Fraser and Peter Walker) who have released on Andrew limissions Label and Jay Denham‘s Black Nation records. launch this new intimate techno night.

I Spit Fire at RAFA. 8.45pm—lam. £4. 16 Mar. Delectable soundtrack of new and classic indie. punk. pop. rock and electro.

I Toxic Pop at Bamboo. l()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. (ieoff M & Craig Laws play quality house music plus R&B and hip hop from (iavin Sommerville. Rock and indie with electro from Sose in the Lounge.

I Tunnel Fridays at the Tunnel.

1 lpm— 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Lavish house and urban flavas.

I Turbo-Fun at the (ilasgow School of Art. 1 lpm—3am. £5 (£3 £4). Weekly. Summer fun hosted by Konx-()m-Pax every week with a rotation of resident l)Js including ShitDisco l)Js. Park Attack l)Js. (ioodhand. lirrors l)Js and Nok La Rok pltts ultra special secret guests.

I Tusk Fridays at Tusk. 9pm-2am. £5 (free). Weekly. Classic house anthems from the early 90s with Chris Bigu/xi. I XXL at Crib. l()pm—3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. Hesky and Big Al play hip hop. dancehall and grime with Ray Woods playing old skool classics.

Chart & Party

I Back to Basics at (ilasgow L'niversity L'nion. l()pm— 2am. £3 (free—£2). Weekly. DJ 'I’routtish takes you way back. mashing tip the best old skool anthems with new classics. cheese. dance. hip hop. pop. indie and R&B.

I Cube at Cube. 1 lpm—3am. £5 (£3—free). Weekly. L'rban. pop and classic dance from George Bowie and Mike McDonald.

I Taste Fridays at Fury Murry"s.

l lpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. DJ Marky 1) playing chart hits and cheesy tttnes with R&B thrown in for good measure.

Glasgow Saturdays

Club

I Bad Robot at the (ilasgow School of Art. I lpm~~3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Residents Loosejoints and Stevie lilements host a night of quality tnusic that cuts across the genre divides.

I Bunker Saturdays at the Bttnker Bar. 9pm 3am. Free. Weekly. XFM's Mash is on hand with a new weekly residency playing a bit of everything with a good hassline and an electronic house tip.

I Club Antics at Barfly. l lpm-3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. New Saturday night residency. serving tip a delectany

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unpredictable mix of indie. punk. electro and cult classics designed to get you dancing. See preview. page 32.

I Cubeclass at Cube. l lpm—~3am. £8. Weekly. Funky and vocal house from l)Js Kris Keegan. Scoot and Scally and hip hop and R8; B frotn DJ Andy R.

I Death Disco at the Arches.

l()pm 3am. £l2. l7 Mar. lilectro. mutant house and beyond from Justin Robertson. I Dirty Record: at (ilasgow L'niversity l'nion. l()pm 2am. £3 (£2 free). Weekly. Paul N’Jie (XFM) gets behind the decks to deliver a selection of R&B. hip hop. soul and disco. ()pen Dex is for up-and- coming l)Js and runs weekly downstairs in Deep 6. after a free DJ workshop (from 8pm).

I Divine at the (ilasgow School of Art.

I lpm 3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. (ilasgow's longest-running club residence. lixpect a unique blend of sottl. funk. ska and psych dug deep from the Divine sound archives. I Guru Saturdays at (iuru.

l lpm -3am. £7 (£5 ). Weekly. (irahame Ferguson plays a mix of rock'n'roll while Robin keeps it funky with eclectic electric and alternative 8()s rotating in room three.

I Hanoi Rocks at Firewater. ()pm v 3am. Free before 10.30me £3 (£2) alter. Weekly. l)Js Joe Smith and Craig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd.

I Home Cookin’ at Be—lo. 9pm 43am. £7 (free). Weekly. Stewart McCallum and Joe Higgins with urban and 80s sotil.

I Homegrown at Bamboo.

l().3()pm 3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with Miguel playing R&B and Dominic Martin supplying the funk and jail.

I I Love the Garage Saturdays at the (iarage. l().3()pm 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Brian McMaster plays all your favourite classics in the tnain hall while Kenny soars through alternative indie and retro classics in the Attic.

I Karbon Saturdays at Karbon. l().3()pm»—3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. R&B. hip hop and soulful funk from this new night at the new city centre venue.

I Lust for Life at ABC. l lpm- 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. DJ (ierry Lyons is your man on Saturdays playing everything from disco to indie and thundering rock in the main space. Downstairs. David Sinclair (Killer Kitsch) plays an eclectic mix.

I The Mix Element at Strathcly'de Student's Cnion. l()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. (ilasgow‘s first ever student Asian music night. an eclectic mix of bhangra. hip hop. Bollywood and R&B with l)Js Bobby B and Jay Jagpal. and Shandy.

I Monox at Soundhaus. l lpm 4am. £l2 (£l()). l7 Mar. Liveness from Body Crunch Motors. Adam X and Dirty Hospital for some alternative techno and beyond. Support from Monox residents. I Notekno at l'nderworld. l lpm 3am. £1. Weekly. New night playing the likes of CSS. The Smiths and David Bowie to name but a few. Look out for regular album launch giveaways and guest l)Js sharing the stage with resident songsmith Steph.

I Porno at Classic (irand. 9.30pm ~3am. £6. Weekly. New regular Saturday night with DJs and live bands.

I Purple Sneaker at Classic (irand.

l lpm 3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. The Classic (irand re-launches its Saturday nights with a new set of residents at this new electro/techno night with Mehdi & Anima (Cotton Cake/Anima Recordings) and Jamie Young (Cotton Cake).

T51 Subculture at the Sub Club.

I lptn 3am. £5 before tnidnight: £lt) alter. Weekly. llarri and Domenic's established house institute continues to reign supreme. They welcome Paul Woolford (Back To Basics) on l7 Mar. Superfly at Woodside Social Club. l()pm 2am. £5. 17 Mar. It‘s the funksters' 6th birthday. and to celebrate. resident l)Js

There’s no other way to describe Max Tundra, Ariel’s

guest this month, other than ‘weird’. Moving from Warp to Domino for his new album he mixes up everything from computer game noises to jazz improv and somehow manages to come up with a coherent Io-fi whole that’s all crammed together via his Amiga.

Aerials at the Classic Grand. Fri 23 Mar.

Duncan & lan are charting 5() years of the British teenager. from live rock’n'roll through Mods & Rocket‘s classics to the ‘)()s second summer of love.

I Tipsy at Silver. l()pm 3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. R8; B. hip hop arid dancehall every week.

I X-perience at the Arches. U3 £18. 24 Mar. Monster trance with Mario Lopez and Megara vs DJ Lee.

Chart & Party I Cube at Cube. 1 lptn 3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. l'rban. pop and classic dance.

Glasgow Sundays

Club

I Discobadger at Bamboo.

l()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. Dominic Martin. DJ Kash and Mash do the bi/ every week.

I Munday Sux at (iuru. l 1pm 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. What tnore can you say"? The linal drink and dance on a Sunday before you get back to normal on Monday. Lots of drinks promos.

I Mytunes at Firewater. 9pm 3am. Free before l().3()pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. The punter plays at being DJ as XFM‘s Fraser Thomson and Fanboy ask all to bring two of their favourite tracks on CD which they will play at some point dttring the night.

I Obscenester at Classic (irand.

l lpm 3am. £3. Weekly. New Sunday nighter with a playlist that encompasses indie. post punk. electro and 60s treats. I Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club. I lpm 3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Let’s get this party started: music. dancing. lights and live acts. Say ‘yes' to another night of excess. presented by JD Twitch and J(] Wilkes. Adam X plays his own brand of twisted techno live ( l8 Mar).

I Sound Sundays at the Arches.

9pm 2am. Free. Weekly. A new night for the Arches Cafe Bar with The Manhattan Project playing all things electronic.

Chart & Party

I Shameless at the (iarage.

l lpm~3am. £3--£5 (free). Weekly. Chart. house. RétB pltts a diet of student anthems.

Glasgow Mondays

Club

I Burn at the Buff. l lpm 3am. £5 (free with trade wage slip). Weekly. Monday night carnage with Normski. '/.eus and Mash playing a very mixed bag of tunes at this legendary Monday night shindig. I Funked Up at (iuru. l lpm 3am. £4 (£2 ). Weekly. liuan and Dave of Killer Kitsch rock this new venue.

I Happy Mondays at Firewater.

9pm 3am. Free before l().3()pm: £3 (£2) after. Weekly. Firewater is now open seven nights a week with a cltth each and every night. Monday's are indie. punk and rock-inspired with resident Firewater l)Js and drinks promos.

I Passionality at Cube. l l.3()pm 3am. £3. Weekly. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts. resuscitating the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd.

I We Hate Mondays at Bamboo. l()pm 4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Toast plays a musical tnelting pot of all things good in electro. rock. pop and party tunes.

I Why Don’t you Like Mondays Bob? at Blanket. l lpm 3am. Free £l. Weekly. Trade staff and student night with DJ Lil. Rich playing anything that comes to hand. Cheap. cheerful and

bitsy.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Club

I All Mod Cons at Firewater.

0pm 3am. Free before l().3()pm; £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJ Dave Stone spins Motown and Northern sottl pltts a few curve balls thrown in for good measure. I Dub’n’Grub at the (ilasgow School of Art. 5pmv-midnight. Free. Weekly. It starts at teatime and ends in time for