I Obscenester at (‘lassic (irand.

l lpm-- 3am. £3. Weekly. New Sunday nighter with a playlist that encompasses indie. post punk. electro and 60s treats. I Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub ('lub. l lpm —3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Let's get this party started: music. dancing. lights and live acts. Say ‘yes' to another night of excess. presented by JD Twitch and JG Wilkes.

I Plastina at the Regal Social ('lub. l0pm 3am. £6. Weekly. Regular Sunday night with Salon Boris playing a heady tnix of electro. pop. punk attd synth sounds.

I Tricky Disco at Karbon. l lpm» 3am. £5. Weekly. Sunday night fun frotn Jon Mancini ((‘oloursl and Kris Keegan with old and new dance tunes while Miguel and Shuffle take you on a R&B and hip hop trip.

Glasgow Mondays

Club

I Funked Up at (iuru. l lpm 3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. liuan and Dave of Killer Kitsch rock this new venue.

I Happy Mondays at Firewater.

9pm 3am. Free before 10.30pm: £3 (£2) alter. Weekly. Firewater is now open seven nights a week with a club every night. Mondays are indie. punk and rock- inspired with resident Firewater DJs and drinks promos.

I Passionality at Byblos.

l l.3()pm-»3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts. resuscitating the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd.

I Poptimism/Rocktimism at the (iarage. l lpm- 3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week pany people.

I We Hate Mondays at Bamboo.

l0pm—4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Toast plays a musical tnelting pot of all things good in electro. rock. pop and party tunes.

Glasgow Tuesdays ;

Club

I All Mod Cons at Firewater.

9pm 3am. Free before l().30pm: £3 (£2) after. Weekly. DJ Dave Stone spins Motown and Northern soul plus a few curve halls thrown in for good measure. I DIRT at the Cathouse. I lpm 3am. £2. Weekly. New Tuesday night with DJ Muppet playing meat and two veg rock. Live mud wrestling and prizes.

I Juicy Tuesdays at Kushion.

l lpmo3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A student night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one features indie pop and cheese while room two plays R&B and hip hop.

I Killer Kitsch at the Buff. l().3()pm~3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. liuan and Dave play all your favourite electro ntixed in with some 80s synth. hip hop and anything else they fancy.

I On Fire at Crib. 10pm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. In room one l-lesky plays tip front R&B. hip hop. dancehall. garage and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and soul in room two.

I Tease at the Tunnel. 1 lpm 73am. £tbc. Weekly. Sexy house. all things dance and a smattering of electro at this new midweeker.

Chart 8 Party

I Carry On at (iuru. £4 (£2). Weekly. Have a 'l'uesday night carry on at this new midweek blow otit.

I Inflatable Fun at the (iarage.

l lpm 73am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The tnain bar is filled with inflatable things for your amusement. Naughty Nicola DJs a mix of sweet soul. dirty disco. R&B.

. funky house and the grooviest guitar

music.

I TIT at Karbon. 10.30pm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. More of a spectacle than a night out. with drunken students and footballers from wall to wall. Insanely cheap drinks means a huge queue every night.

Glasgow Wednesdays

Club

I After Hours at the Buff. l lpm—-3am. £3. Weekly. (ierry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves from the Stones to Hot (‘hip.

I Gin N Juice at (‘ube. l lpm-3am. £4 (£2). Weekly. DJs Naeem & Sketch get ('ube bouncing with their own individual mix of laid-back soul. funk. hip hop. R&B and dancehall.

I Octopussy at the Arches. 9.30pm—3am. £4. Weekly. JilCUlllS. bouncy castles and a (‘hapel of Love at the Arches‘ regular student night.

I Rehab at Box. midnight—3am. free. Weekly. An indie. punk rock and psychedelic soundtrack.

I Substance at (iuru. Weekly. A night of classic and bang up-to-date indie with Brian McMaster.

Chart 8 Party

I Allure at the Tunnel. l l.30pm—3am. £3. Weekly. Happy. cheesy pop from DJ Darren and the guys behind l’assionality.

Edinburgh

Events are listed by city, day, type then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least fourteen days before publication to clubsGlist.co.uk. Edinburgh listings are compiled by Henry Horthmore.

T Edinburgh Thursdays

I Club , I Alter Ego at Po Na Na. 1 lpm—3am.

£5 (£3). Weekly. Thursday night mash-up

' from DJ Diverse. playing a genre splitting selection of modern and classic

indie. rock. disco. R&B. hip hop. bootlegs and funky house. I A Basement Boogie at Berlin

Bierhaus. l lpm~~3am. Free. Weekly. 4 Intimate residency from the Trouble DJs.

playing out club classics. electro. p-funk.

. soul. hip hop. breaks. synth pop and

I Chocolate Kiss at Massa. 10pm—3am. £3 (free). Weekly. New night kicking off with resident DJ Tony TNT

(Mambo) playing out the best in R&B. Motown and urban.

I Clash at (laben Voltaire. l lpm--3am. £5 (£4). 1‘) Jul. The man behind 2006 classic Dance Not Dance. (‘ajaum guests. I Class! at Subway (iowgate.

l lpm-~3am. Free before midnight: £2 after (£l ). Weekly. Student night front DJ

y; Lucky Luciano (Big (‘heese/ShagTag). ' I The Double Six Club at the Jazz Bar. 1 1.30pm—3am. Free. l2 Jul.

; Swinging 60s garage. mod. ska and

4 reggae from resident Tall Paul.

I Gettoblast! at the Bongo Club. 1 lpm-~3am. £7. 5 Jul. A new night of

' f true hip hop. The Funk and hip hop

spinning regulars are joined for the

GLASGOW

Club venues

I ABC

300 Sauchiehall Street, 332 2232. This gig venue turns into a massive club night all through the weekend with a mix of indie crossover tracks and freeforrn mixing.

I The Arches

Argyle Street, 0870 240 7528. Probably the biggest venue in Glasgow and home to big names such as Colours. Death Disco and Pressure as well as a few underground treats. See listings for details.

I Bamboo

51 West Regent Street, 332 1067. A musical programme that takes in modern soul and funky house makes this a favourite venue. Homegrown and Discobadger are usually packed to the rafters. I Barfly

260 Clyde Street, 221 0414. A great club for those who like rock’n’roll. Funhouse on a Friday is always a good bet. See listings for selected highlights. I Belo

Royal Exchange Square, 204 0101. Bump and grind your weekend

away at this massively popular. subterranean R88 Club.

E Boho

59 Dumbarton Road. 357 6644. Host to Music Saves Sunday and their XFM based roster.

The Bull Club

142 Bath Lane. 248 1777. A number of fine nights take place at this upstairs-downstairs venue like the great Killer Kitsch on Tuesdays and Burn each Monday. See listings for details.

Carling Academy 121 Eglinton Street. 08700 771 2000. Host to big one-off parties from Club Noir to Back to The Future. See listings for details.

I Carnival Arts Centre

2nd Floor. 34 Albion Street. 946 6193. Occasional club nights with often ethnic themes at this Merchant City haunt

I The Cathouse

15 Union Street. 248 6606. The most popular nu-metal and goth club in the city just check out those queues to get in over the weekend.

I CCA

350 Sauchiehall Street. 352 4900. Art space that throws the occasional one off special club

event. See listings for details.

Classic Grand

18 Jamaica Street, 847 0820. New venue with regular clubs and live music including Club Olum and Porno.

E Club Living

69 Nelson Mandela Place. 248 7333. New venue with a full complement of rockin' late evening to early morning weekend sessions.

is Club 69

40 New Sneddon Street, 552 5791. it’s experimental and funky techno all the way at this great venue. The guys from Rub-a-Dub are in charge musically. See listings for details.

a Corinthian

Ingram Street. 552 1101. Upper-crust clubbing for those who like to spend, spend, spend. Smart clothes are a prerequisite over the weekend.

Crib

375 Sauchiehall Street, 333 9919. Glasgow’s only dedicated Urban and R88 venue. If you’re looking for R88, dancehall. soul, grime and hip hop then this is the place.

Cube

34 Queen Street, 226 8990. Clubs hardly come

more popular than this. A massive clientele and a funky soundtrack characterises the Cube weekend presentation. I The Ferry Anderston Quay. the Broomielaw. 553 0606. This floating venue on the Clyde plays host to various one-off nights. and the genius monthly that is VEGAS! See listings for details. Fury Mury’s

96 Maxwell Street. 221 6511. No pretensions just pure partying at this classic venue down near the Clyde.

I The Garage

490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 1120. Classic student venue playing perhaps the most obvious party tunes. See listings for selected highlights.

I Glasgow School of Art

167 Renfrew Street. 332 0691. Record Playerz (on Thursday) and Divine (on Saturday) every week make this student venue always a winner. See listings for details.

I Guru

520 Sauchiehall Street. 332 0755. Indie. pop. electro. rock’n'roll across four rooms at this new venue. See listings for details.

I The Hold

The Admiral Bar, 72 Waterloo Street, 221 7705. A great venue that has just managed to get a new 3am licence.

I Karbon

4 Buchanan Street, Springfield Court, 221 8099. Relatively new club with a mix of nights. Student night TIT is always full with Electroball Fridays giving it a bit more of an edge. I Oran Mor

Byres Road. 0870 0132 652. Huge Gaelic-style venue in the West End that plays host to the funk and jazz celebration that is the N00 Groove. See listings for details. I Polo Lounge

Wilson Street. 553 1221. The gay community of Glasgow votes with its feet every weekend. making this the most popular club of its kind in the city.

I Queen Margaret Union

University Gardens, 339 9784. Various club and club-orientated gigs occur at this student debauchery emporium. See listings for details. I Riverside Club

Fox Street, 569 7287. Home to Glasgow’s only queer alternative Utter Gutter and disco den Melting Pot. this small

social club is an epicentre of cool. See listings for details.

I Soundhaus Hydepark Street, 221 4659. House. techno and live venue with Off The Record & DEFF and Monox every month. See listings for details.

I Sub Club

Jamaica Street. 248 4600. The best club in Glasgow? Optimo Sundays and Subculture Saturdays seem to corroborate the claim. See listings for details. I The Tunnel

84 Mitchell Street, 204 1000. A venue famous for its well-dressed crowd and popularity. Dance tunes dominate the weekend, of course. See listings for selected highlights.

I Universal

157 Sauchiehall Lane. 332 8899. This smart venue hosts drum 8 bass and laid back club nights. making it a varied space in which to relax. See listings for details.

I Woodside Social 329 North Woodside Road. 337 1643. A selection of indie and mod clubs make up the monthly programme at this charming west end institution. See listings for details.

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