I Liquid Cool at Common. 9pm 3am. £tbc. Weekly. AJ. Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper- hedonistic 2()-something revellers. all of whorri seem to have lorgotteri that they have work in the morning.

I Hot lor The Faint Hearted at the Garage. I Iprrt 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Brian McMaster mixes goodness from his decade-defying playlist including ths. ‘)()s and Oils.

=I< Optimo (Espaclo) at the Sub Club.

I Ipmv 3am. £7 (£6). Weekly. Glasgow's fittest underground clubbing institution tries to put the hangover from its tenth birthday celebrations behind it. With a live set from Glasgow 's Tattie Toes ( I3 Jan). who are influenced by liastern liuropean folk and Japanese prog. See Music. page 58 for preview.

I Spank at the Cathouse. I Ipin~ 3am. £4 (free). Weekly. (iet a good spanking on the Sabbath. Alternative. punk. classic rock. hip hop. metal and crossover industrial for a late weekend crowd.

I Spectrum at Nice'n'SIea/y.

l Ipin»~3am. £2. Weekly. Sourtds of the cosmos and trite pop nonsense in a heady maelstrom of sonic deathscapes. With occasional random appearances by vaguer famous folk.

I Stay Classy Sundays at Fury Murry's. I Iprn--3arn. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Noir gives your weekend the send off it deserves. A mix of mUsic.

I Sunday Surgery at Karbon.

I Iprn-3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Another student night front Karbon. Themed nights frorn beach parties to does and nurses and maybe the odd school disco are in the offing. With hip hop in one roorri and indie pop and student classics in the other.

Chart & Party

I Liquid Cool at Candyfloss at Kushion. I Ipm—3am. £5. Weekly. Max Asante presents funk. soul and indie.

I Sunday Roast at Stavka. noon—3am. £3. Weekly. Chart and party classics to keep the weekend going.

I Sunday Shuffle at the Viper Bar & Cltib. Qpin—Zam. £5 (£3). Weekly. Funky tunes from Normski and Zeus.

Glasgow Mondays

Club

I Asbo Mondays at Firewater.

l lpm—3am. Free. Weekly. DJ Anton plays indie and rock classics until late.

I The Beat Club at the Beat Club. 9pm—3am. Prices vary. Weekly. See Thu. I Burn at the Buff Club. I lpm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Presented to you by Norinski. Zeus and Mash. Burn provides all the disco songs you‘ve forgotten about and the ones you can't forget.

I Passionality at Byblos.

l I.3()pin-3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Like an ageing pop star who refuses to give in. the weekend launches a last-minute comeback at Byblos with DJ Roberts playing chart Itits for the gay/mixed crowd.

I PoptimismlRocktlmism at the Garage. I Iprn—3ant. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people.

I We Hate Mondays at Bamboo. I0pm—3am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Toast plays a musical melting pot of all things good in electro. rock. pop and party tunes.

Chart & Party

I The Garage at the Garage.

I lpin—3ain. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Andy presents pop and retro classics. together with a few club anthems.

I Heat at the Viper Bar & Club. Qpnt—Zam. £5. Weekly. Urban. house and indie. Free with trade wage slip.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Club

I All Star Tuesdays at Bamboo. lOpm—3am. £3 (free). Weekly. In the main room Kash plays R&B and hip pop while

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Andy Wilson drops all time classics drizzled with a little rock and indie in the lounge

I The Beat Club at the Beat (‘Iub 9pm—3am. Prices vary. Weekly. See Thu I DIRT at the CathoUse. I Ipm 3am. £2 Weekly DJ Muppet plays meat and two veg rock. Live iiitid wrestling and pri/es. I Juicy Tuesdays at Kushion.

I lpm—-3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A student night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one features indie pop and cheese wlirle room two plays Rc‘tB arid hip hop.

I Killer Kitsch at the Buff.

l().3()pm -3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Iiuan and Dave play all your favourite electro mixed in with some Stls synth. hip hop and anything else they fancy.

I On Fire at Crib. l()pm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. In room one Ilesky plays tip front R&B. hip hop. dancehall. garage and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and sotil in room two.

I Supersonic Tuesdays at Firewater, I Ipm» 3am. Free. Weekly. David Stone (The 88s) plays a rrtix of indie. soul and Britpop.

Chart & Party

I Big Tuesdays at the (iaragc.

I Ipiii 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Nicola presents party anthems from the last three decades.

I Happy at the Viper Bar & Cltib. 9pm~2arn £5. Weekly. House. urban and indie with Jay Blair.

I Psycho Circus at Common. 5pm—-3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Super slick disco. with Ross McMillan and James Lithgow.

I Tease at the Tunnel. I Ipmw 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Sexy house. all things dance and a smattering of electro at this new midweeker.

I TIT at Karbon. l().3()pm-3am. £5 (free). Weekly. More of a spectacle than a night otit. with drunken students and footballers from wall to wall. Insanely cheap drinks means a huge queue every night.

Glasgow Wednesdays

Club

I After Hours at the Buff. l Ipm-~3am. £3. Weekly. Gerry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves from the Stones to Hot Chip.

I The Beat Club at the Beat Club. 9pm—3am. Prices vary. Weekly. See Thu. I Firewater Wednesdays at Firewater. I Ipm—3am. Free. Weekly. Paul Crawford (The Grim Northern Social) plays indie. rock and punk.

I Rehab at Box. midnight—3am. Free. Weekly. An indie. punk rock and psychedelic soundtrack.

I Square Goat Maggie May's. 8pm-3am. £3. Weekly. Each week bands and DJs congregate to bring you a night of dancing to some great tunes.

I Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. l().3()pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Miguel plays R&B in the main room. DJ Toast plays chart in the lounge and Andy Wilson plays rock in the red room.

I The Wonder Years at the Garage.

I lpm--3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The Garage is turning back time to play the best tracks from the last I3 years. Andy R and Brian McGiII take you through those musical ‘wonder y'ears'

Chart & Party

I Allure at the Tunnel. l l.3()pm—3am. £3; two for one students. Weekly. Cheesy pop sounds from DJ Darren and the guy's behind Passionality'.

I Cut and Paste at Kushion.

I lpm—3ain. £5 (£3). Weekly. A mash-up of indie. hip hop. house and R&B.

I Dysfunktional at Common. 5pm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Dom Martin and James Gardner take to the decks every Wednesday night with everything from indie to electro and back again.

I Jukebox at the Viper Bar 8; Club. 9pm—2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie from DJ Billy Milligan. with live bands.

Edinburgh

Events are listed by city, day, type then alphabetically by name. Submit listings at least fourteen days before publication to clubsGlist.co.uk. Edinburgh listings are compiled by Henry Horthmore.

Edinburgh Thursdays

Club

I Alter Ego at Po Na Na. I lprtt 3am £5 (£3). Weekly. Thursday night mash- tip front DJ Diverse. play mg a genre splitting selection of modern and classic indie. rock. disco. Rth. hip hop. bootlegs and funky house.

I Chocolate Kiss at Massa.

l()prrt 3am. £3 (free). Weekly. New rtiglit kicking off with resident DJ Tony TNT (Mambo) playing otit the best fit Rd}; B. Motown and urban.

I Lic It at Citrus Cltib. I I.3(lpm 3am. Free before I lpm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Rock. indie and retro requests night with DJ Adam.

I Limbo at the Voodoo Rooms.

Xpm lam. £4. Weekly. The Black Spring DJs man the decks and bring you two live acts each week. Acts still the.

I Polyphonique Social Club at Pivo Caer 7pm 3am. Free. Weekly. Funky dance grooves and electronica from Jacek Zamojski.

I Red Star Institute at Red.

l()pmi 3am. Free. Weekly. The best up— and-coming local DJs arid VJs. Tekamine. Maritr. DJ Ilay Hay and I.uka (It) Jart) followed by (iary King. k3nnlith. :‘sndfullstop and Mr Frosty (I7 Jan).

I Bobopop at GHQ. l().3()pm 5am. Free before I Ipm'. £4 (£3) after. Weekly. Trendy Wendy and friends mix classic pop tunes and electric beats for those who can't wait another day to start their weekend.

I Sick Note at Cabaret Voltaire.

I lpm~3am. Free. Weekly. New indie/electro night from the Cab. with residents front Clash arid Spies in the Wires. plus plenty of local guests and live bands.

I Siren at the Ilive. I lpm—3am. Free. Weekly. lilectro. house. breaks and techno front residents Al Majik and Chubby Cox.

I Souled Out at ()pal Lounge. l()pm—3am. Free before midnight; £3 after. Weekly. Front disco to Northern Sotil. (iareth Sornrnerville and Fra/er McGlinchey fulfil your needs. adding a dash of house as the night goes on.

I Stiletto at Lulu. 8pm—y3am. Free before l()pm; £5 after. Weekly. Iilcc‘tro- pop. classics and disco from Je/ Hill.

Chart & Party

I Pic’n’Mix at Espionage. 7pm -3am. Free. Weekly. An assortment of music. from R&B to hip hop and dance anthems. to suit all tastes.

Edinburgh Fridays

Club

I Ampbox at Wee Red Bar.

I Ipm—3am. £5. 18 Jan. Night of quality electronic dance music and DJ kicks with Shadow Dancer (Boysnoise) and Christopher I) Ashley.

I Audioaerobics at GHQ. l().3()pm—3am. Free before I lpm; £5 (£4) after. Weekly. Jon Pleased and Lucky Luciano bring an international attitude to electro house. while [)ejaybird from Fur Burger spins indie. hip hop and classic dance tunes.

I Big Tee's Hi-Fi at Wee Red Bar. l().3()pm—3am. £5 (£4). l I Jan. Reggae. dancehall. hip hop and other dubby grooves from Barba Poppa Choppa. C- Diggles and Jockass. pIUs singing sensations Daddy Scotty and Ras lsta Jamaica.

I Black Tape at Henry 's Cellar Bar Ilpm 3am £5 (£4) II .lan \ IIII\ ot indie. classic pop. rock. soul. ptrnk. electronica and Itip Itop IarIy tracks and classic album cuts from the bands voti lt)\t‘ .

I Club Classics at t‘ivo t‘aiie

5pm 3am Free Weekly Dance classics from Scott Iilliot. Craig (ice and (iav (train

I Clutter House at Studio 14

lem 3am £.\' «Lot 4 Jan forget new rave lets go back to the start with old school hardcore. techno. dubstep and clectronrca ltottt I‘Ire Black Dog. Double Helix t.-\udroacrty ). I-spion arid \bsolute Cltartcer See preview. page 3|

I Cult at l’o Na Na lllpnt ‘am £3 5“ before Ilptti. £5 after Weekly DI \rkkr arid friends dig tip the very best Ill ftiitk. disco. Rth. house. kitsch classics and party (ants at this cool dancetlooi inain tip

I Dogtooth at Henry 's .Ia// Cellar llprn 3am. £4 before midnight. £5 after 4 Jan. Club playing indie. rave. electro and new wave

I Fabuloz Fridays at Base

Illpm 3am. £o (£4) Weekly Izdrnburgh's newest and hottest urban l‘ar't,\ from DJ FabtrIo/ .iitd MC How

I Joseph Malik at the \oodoo ltooins ‘lpm lam. Free 4 Jan Nti soul from Fdinburgh producer/I )J

I Kontrol at Studio 24. I Iprn 3am £tbc. I| Jan. New night at Itdrnbtir‘gh's home of techno. back w IlII another cracking bill in the form of Jerome lIiII (l'gly Funk). I’atrrck Walker (.\\'\Ri. Iilcxx arid JD I’y/.

I Lulu at I.tlItl. «Spin 3am. I'i'ee before I Ipm; £7 after. Weekly Soul. house. fttnk. electro-disco and [aim frotrt the likes of (iareth Sornincrv rIIe. Isla Blige. the Blond Flash and Danny {It‘llllt'lll

I Misfits at the lIl\c'. llprrt 3am. £2 Weekly. Indie. electro. punk. rock and retro wrtlt bargain drinks arid regular gig ticket giveaways. Check

w ww.misfitsortlrne.co.tik for more info. I Moonstep at tlte Voodoo Rooms, ‘lpm lam. £5. II Jan. New club front Departure Lounge. as Digital Jones and friends supply the live funk and ‘synthesiser soul' with Itip hop. beats. old school disco and electronica frorn the DJ squad all hosted by Miss Candy Constellation.

I Opal Lounge at ()pal Lounge. l()pm 3am. Free before midnight; £o after. Weekly. Furtked tip vocal house and dance classics from Je/ Hill.

I Planet Earth at ('itrus ('luh. l().3()pm 3am. Free before I Iprn'. £5 after. Weekly. Mtisrc from I‘l7o through to I989. In other words. a Iicalthy dose of punk. new wave. new romantic and electro-pop (now with added ()(ls).

I Skunk Funk at the Jan Bar.

I I.3(lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Night of top funk from DJ Wilk/booth arid live guests.

I Solescience at Cabaret Voltaire.

I Iprn 3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. I I Jart. Dedicated to bringing the best of underground house. digital disco and trackhead sotil wrtli residents Nick YuiI and Rob Mathie as they host their third annual ‘bang-off'.

I Soul Biscuits at Cabaret \'oItatre.

I Ipmi 3am. £5. IX Jan. The best in hip hop. beats and breaks from Nasty I’. (iino and Babes.

I Tokyoblu at Cabaret Voltaire.

lem 3am. Free before midnight; £3 after (extra donations welcome). 4 Jan. The Live Ilotise Sessions find a new home to serve tip their live house and i—‘mmc‘ 1“ lhc} Join forces with the ('ab to welcome in 2008 and raise some cash for Edinburgh Sick Kids. IIip hop in roorn two from Nasty P and B-Sides. See preview. page 30.

I Xplicit at the Bongo Club. l().3()pm-3am. £7 (£6). I I Jan. Residents and guests (tbc) at Xplicit's first drum bass party of 2008,

Chart & Party I Archive at City Nightclub.