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TONY PARSONS

Tony Parsons makes a Fé‘é’ééf'f‘eé' 209 céékef‘ wicked bowl of porridge ' ' 1 ' ' and is an old romantic at heart, yet he has never knowingly been chatted up. Here he talks about fame, his first ever crush, the things that make him cry and wearing obscene jeans Fast beekyéu "ff'f" I

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First record you ever bought ' I ;' ' " " " First great piece of advice you were given

Last time you were chatted up ' r ' v - -n -

Last time you were starstruck

First film you saw that really moved you ' ' ' ' First thing you’d do if you ran the country

Last lie you told " ' ' ' ' ' Last time you exploited your Last time you bought someone

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First movie you ever took a : . '* '

date to watch o . First time you realised you

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First concert you ever attended

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