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Edinburgh International Summer Festivals

Film Festival The sun made a brief appearance last Moving to its brand new slot in June, this week which can mean only one thing - year's EIFF programme is packed with it's time for The Li'sf’s Summer Festivals gems. In the first of a bumper two-part SDGCial- Order Your CODY nOW for the preview. we talk to the filmmakers and lowdown on the madness mayhem and stars behind this year’s highlights, marvels lined up for the months ahead.

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