DOCUMENTARY 13 KIDS AND WANTING MORE Channel 4, Thu 22 May, 9pm 00.

When is enough really quite enough? The subjects of this film clearly don’t believe in the concept, as they churn out child after baby after offspring, some for reasons of faith, others simply because they love the general smell of new babies while clearly being not too fussed about the specific and consistent odours produced by such tiny bundles of joy. The Johnstones (a Scottish/Lancastrian couple) are heading for number 12 and mum Karan is looking forward to this one as much as she did the first: ‘They are all really good, so I must be doing something right,’ she purrs with pride. The Glaswegian Simpsons are the ones with the titular bakers dozen and hell bent on going for numero 14. When the latest pregnancy test comes in negative, it’s a

crushing blow for mum Deborah that seems barely tempered by the fact that seven weans are constantly snapping at her heels.

But the crew on show who could have been given their own slot are the Salims from Rochdale, with dad Mohammed taking time out from being a man of the people (albeit an unemployed one who gets embroiled in choreographed ethical arguments in the street) to believe that his Allah-given gift for procreation needs to be acted upon as long as is humanly possible. The drained expression on wife Noreen’s face suggests that family meetings are rather one-way affairs. The main downside to this Cutting Edge film is that, rather like domestic life, not much actually happens. Even with a household permanently full of battling sprogs, the moments of note-worthy or filmable action can still be few and far between. (Brian Donaldson)


Brian Donaldson finds that sweet naivety and child-like innocence abound in some new British and American dramas

Flicking through the TV schedules can often give the impression that we are livrng life like the eponymous character in big kids sci-fl series Kyle XY (BBCQ. Sat 24 May, noon .0. ) Not only can we not quite understand what is in front of us. we probably don't possess the language skills to cope with such unravelling terror. Still, if you're going

to find yourself dropped into a seemingly alien civilisation with neither a memory nor clothing. it's good to know that you could have carved handsome looks. a nice haircut and the type of sturdy six-pack that would shame the new cast of Gladiators.

As Kyle goes about his silent. instinctive day, he is taken in by a psychologist who can't resist having such an intriguing specimen in her home. This move is much to the initial angst of her teenage son and daughter and a husband who does little else than fiddle around in his garage and get annoyed when his liberated wife attends to emergency work matters at the weekend.

Surprisingly warm and witty. without being too cloying and corny, you nevertheless suspect that Ky/e XY will have some all-American advice to inflict upon this lonely and confused extraterrestrial lad.

There are no extraterrestrials to be seen in Greek (BBC3, Sun 25 May,

9. 70pm 000 ). unless you view the world of daft frat boys and selfish sorority girls as an alternative universe. Similar to Kyle XY. Rusty Cartwright is a wide-eyed empty vessel waiting to be filled with the world's mysteries

when he heads off to Cyprus-Rhodes University. Very much green with hints of geek (hence Greek. maybe?), he is unaware that his sister, already a student there. has been denying his existence so he won't bumble around and spoil her chances of being elected president of the Zeta Beta Zeta house.

But when she softens, he thanks her by dropping the bombshell that the hunk she's dating has been less than faithful. If that was all there is to Greek. it would be largely tedious. but luckily there's some welcome humour chucked in by the members of the Kappa Tau Gamma. the black sheep of the frat house family.

The press blurb for Kiss of Death (BBCI, Mon 26 May, 9pm 00 ) insists that this two-part crime drama is something of a departure for the genre. given that it jumps backwards

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and forwards in time and tells the story from various points of view. Feel free to now start listing the thousands of shows you've seen over the last five weeks that muck about with chronology and narrative voice. That aside, is this effort (previously titled Blood Rush) any good? Well no. it's awful. There's a serious lack of credibility at its heart. partly enhanced by the fact that there isn't a copper on show beyond their 303. Where are the grizzled superintendents and hard- bitten Dls among this all-too fresh- faced bunch of rozzers (characters played by Danny Dyer and Louise Lombard represent the voices of experience. for heaven‘s sake) on the hunt for a sick. sick killer who's been plucked straight out of a first draft Mess/an script?

While Kyle XY and Rusty Cartwright have youthful sheltered existences to thank for their overly innocent ways. what did the leader of the National Viewers and Listeners' Association have to blame for her purer than the driven snow worldview? In Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story (BBC2, Wed 28 May, 9pm 0000 ) Julie Walters portrays the scourge of the BBC (though she was no fan of ITV and would surely have had conniption fits every time she saw the Channel 4 logo) as a well-meaning middle-aged Christian whose obsession with cleaning up TV led her into ever more bizarre condemnations of those running the organs of broadcasting.

This one-off drama is shot through with brilliantly nuanced detail, reflecting the cocoon she wrapped herself in. As she cycles around her Shropshire village. behaviour both sordid and saucy goes on around her, from her elderly neighbour sneaking a glance at the Profumo scandal in the papers to the visiting press crew who have been gentle towards Whitehouse in her home only to have a curse-fuelled disagreement as they leave. And only she could have not spotted the unfortunate acronym of her first campaign group: Clean Up National Television. With Walters on great form and Hugh Bonneville sublime as the eccentric BBC Director General Hugh Greene. this is one Mary Whitehouse experience you should savour.


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