Music Rock&Pop 7

FREE The Sleepwalkers, Lean Tales, Bronte Sltylilt and Dead City Riots Pivo Pivo. 15 Waterloo Street. 564 8100. 8pm. Melodic indie rock. bittersweet indie pop. jangle rock and grungy sounds respectively.

Cult of Luna, Culann and

Second Skin Ivory Blacks. 56 Oswald Street. 248 41 14. 8.15pm. £10. Scandinavian heaviosity from a band who emerged from the ashes of Eclipse. and have toured with the likes of Poison the Well and Dillinger Escape Plan.

REASONS

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ALANIS MORISSETTE 1 She’s massively popular Before we get to any of the juicier reasons for re-igniting your mid-903 fervour for Ms Morissette. let’s lay out the bare statistics of her success. The angry songstress has sold over 55 million albums worldwide, and'has scooped seven Grammies and 12 Juno awards since she first let rip. Incidentally. that debut was in 1984 when little Alanis was at the'tender age often. 2 She’s a ‘goddess’ In 1996. at the end of her tour for the astronomically Successful Jagged Little Pill (30 million sales and counting) Morissette, sick of travelling and the superficiality of the music industry. flew to India with her closest female friends and relatives. She has referred to her time in India as fthe goddess trip' because of her all-female companions. During her time in India she spent some time working at Mother Theresa's Missionaries of Charity hospital. v

3 She can act'Perhaps the most striking of the various acting credits on Morissette's- CV is her role as ‘God' in Kevin Smith's 1999 film Dogma. although she did once share a screen kiss with Sarah Jessica Parker in an episode of Sex and the City. '_

4 She’s a fully o‘rdained minister Alanis' afiliation to the Universal Life Church means she can officiate at marriage and baptism ceremonies. This is actually less impressive than it sounds: anyone can be ordained as a minister with the Universal Life Church via the power of the interweb. .

5 Her cheeky cover of ‘My Humps’ Morissette‘s version of the Black Eyed Peas’ song was viewed over 15 million times on the net in 2007. Fergie from the band even sent Morissette a cake shaped like a part bottom to show her appreciation. (Natalie Woolman)

I Carling Academy, Glasgow, Mon 18 Aug.

as me LIST 14—21 Aug 2008

FREE Acoustic Night The Butterfly & the Pig. 153 Bath Street. 221 7711. 8.30pm. lan Forbes hosts this weekly acoustic session.

I Louis XIV and Les Cars King Tut‘s Wah Wah Hut. 272a St Vincent Street. 221 5279. 8.30pm. £8.50. Sleazy. glammy T- Rexy sounds from Louis XIV.

FREE The Bottleneckers Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 9pm. Fifties- style rhythm and blues band play a residency.

FREE Tabasco Fiasco Bar Bloc. 1 17 Bath Street. 574 6066. 9pm. Experimental math rock quartet from Livingston.

Wednesday 20

Glasgow

I La Luna Del Cacciatone and Dirtbox Pivo Pivo. 15 Waterloo Street. 564 8100. 8pm. Free. Sludge and punk. I The Parlotones and Black Arc Barfly. 260 Clyde Street. ()870 907 0999. 8pm. £6. Over- 14s show. Energetic alt.rock bill.

FREE Open Stage The Hall Bar. 160 Woodlands Road. 352 9996. 8.30pm. Weekly open mic session. hosted by David Rae and Dave Needles.

I The Kenny Leckies 13th Note Cafe. 50—60 King Street. 553 1638. 9pm. Alternative sounds from Paisley.

Thursday 21

Glasgow

I Sergeant The Garage. 490 Sauchiehall Street. 332 1 120. 7pm. £7. Over-14s show. Rescheduled date for the angling indie popslers from Glenrothes who owe a debt to The La‘s and The

1 Smiths.

I The Phantom Band Nice'n‘Sleazy. 421 Sauchiehall Street. 333 0900. 7.30pm. Angular post rockers. Gig the. I Vulture Speak Tchai ()vna. 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524. 8pm. £2. See Thu 14. I Blood Red Roses MacSorleys Music Bar. 42 Jamaica Street. 248 8581. 8.30pm. I Burn the Negative, Any Color Black and A-Lix King Tut's Wah Wah Hut. 272a St Vincent Street. 221 5279. 8.30pm. £5. The headliners are an epic new wave electro punk band from Carlisle. I Mouse Eat Mouse, The Red Well and Spy Movie 13th Note Cafe. 50—60 King Street. 553 1638. 9pm. Is This Music‘.’ gig featuring the colloquial tones of Mouse Eat Mouse and Edinburgh indie folk outfit The Red Well.

Midnight Juggernauts Glasgow

School of Art. 167 Renfrew Street. 353 4531. 11pm. £4 (£3/£1 GSA students). . Melboume space disco trio who have been described as ‘Can meets ELO‘ - sign as up play at this R-P-Z night.

Ayr

I Dbass and lnjuns Club de Mar. 1 Arthur Street. 01292 61 1 136. Double headline gig of funky indie presented by Kopparberg.

Stirling

I Reloaded Tolbooth. Jail Wynd. ()1786 274000. 7.30pm. £6 (£4). Featuring unsigned acts Final Silence. Sentient and Another World.

Jazz

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Glasgow

FREE The Easy Orchestra The Butterfly & the Pig. 153 Bath Street. 221 771 1. 9.30pm. The Friday morning house band on BBC Radio Scotland's

Mac/\uluy & Co perform from their diverse songbook.

Saturday 16

Glasgow

FREE Mike Rogers Quartet Brel. 39—43 Ashton Lane. 342 4966. 3—6pm. Rogers and his quality quartet deliver their own interpretations of some of the best the Great American Songbook has to offer.

FREE The Michael Deans Quintet Bar Bloc. l 17 Bath Street. 574 6066. 5—8pm. Quintet led by tenor saxophonist Deans. playing a modern blend of bebop. jazz. and funk.

Glasgow

FREE Jazz Futures Wl-ZST. Templeton Building. Glasgow Green. 550 0135. 2pm. Paul Towndrow has brought together this ensemble of up- and-coming jazz talent to help develop their performing skills through onstage interaction.

FREE Stuart Brown Trio The 78. 14 Kelvinhaugh Street. 576 5018. 9pm-midnight. Highly promising young trio led by this innovative drummer.

Irvine

I New Orleans Joymakers Harbour Arts Centre. 1 14—1 16 Harbour Street. (11294 274059. 2pm. £8 (£6). lip-tempo. New Orleans-style jazz.

Tuesday 1 9

Glasgow

FREE The Bottieneckers Blackfriars. 36 Bell Street. 552 5924. 9pm. Fifties-style rhythm and blues band play a residency.

Wednesday 20'

Glasgow

I Live Jazz Tchai ()vna. 42 ()tago Lane. 357 4524. 8pm. £2. A mixture of standards and originals played on guitar. drutns and saxophone.

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Thursday 14

Glasgow

FREE CLASP Competition The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 9am. A day of competitive events for talented amateur pipers organised by the Competitive League for Amateur Solo Pipers. Part of Piping Live.’

I Ensemble 8. Tonal Balance The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 10am. £6 (£4). Workshop will look at how pipe bands are set up musically. Led by Winston Pollock. Part of Piping Live.’

FREE Piping in the Square George Square. 1 lant & 1pm. Some of the best pipers in the world perform every day. Part of Piping Lit'e.’

FREE Piping Live Street Cafe The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 l. Noon. 2pm & 5pm. Enjoy live musical sessions from some of the fittest young pipers and folk musicians that Scotland has to offer in the specially extended festival street cafe. Part of Piping Live.’

FREE Australia Highlanders Pipe Band The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1.

1pm. Launching their new C1) Suns Pour (Wit/mu! I’eur). Par! (if/’iping Live.’

I Lunchtime Recital The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 1pm. £8 (£6). A selection of some of the best pipers including limma Buchan. Margaret Dunn and Andrea Boyd ( 14 Aug) and Angus MacColl ( 15 Aug). Part of Piping Live.’ FREE Art Exhibition Recital Hutchesons‘ Hall. Ingram Street. 552 8391. 3.30pm. liveryday a recital will be held at the Bus/ting in the ll'urinI/i oft/iv Reel exhibition with Simon McKerrell ( l4 Attg) and Finlay MacDonald ( 15 Aug). Purl of Piping Live!

I Pipes/Drums Pub Quiz The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 5.30pm. £12 per team. The first ever ‘I’ipes and Drums Trivia Challenge Open Championship lixtravaganxa'. Please register online at www.pipingfestival.co.uk. Purl o/‘I’i/n'ng I.I\‘(’.'

I Girls & Gracenotes St Andrew‘s in the Square. St Andrew‘s Square. 559 5902. 7.30pm. £14 £10; family ticket £40. An evening dedicated to great female pipers from across the globe including Stornoway singer and piper Anna Murray with guitarist Brian ()‘hliadhra. Gemma Donald. and Northumbrian piper Kathryn Tickell with brother Peter. Purl (if/’ipiitg Live!

I Todd’s Bar Piping Recital Challenge Lord Todd Bar. Campus Village. l'niversity of Strathclyde. 548 2435. 7.30pm. £10. Featuring Chris Armstrong. Angus MacColl. Alasdair (iillies and Stuart Liddcll. Top competitive pipers have a square go. Purl (i/‘Piping Lire}.

I John Hinshelwood Tchai ()vna. ()tago Lane. 357 4524. 8pm. £2. Scottish roots. country and folk.

I Piping Live! Festival Club The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 10pm. £7. Continue the party after the concerts with licletnica Pagus and Pipcdown ( 14 Aug); lvan (ireorgiev and Cillian Vallely ( 15 Aug). Part of Piping Live.’

Peebles

I The Wilders liastgate Theatre & Arts Centre. iiastgate. 01721 725 777. 7.30pm. £12 (£10). American roots from the Kansas City hillbilly livewires. promoting their new album .S‘mm'om'is (in! 72) Pay.

Glasgow

FREE CLASP Competition The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 9am. See Thu 14.

I Pipe Band Forum The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 10am. £6 (£4). Chaired by Bob Worrall alongside Bill Livingstone and Drew 1)uthart. a workshop/discussion on all aspects of pipe band performance. Purl o/‘I’iping Live.’

FREE Piping in the Square (ieorge Square. 1 Iain & 1pm. See Thu 14. FREE Piping Live Street Cafe The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 I. Noon 62; 5pm. See Thu 14.

I Lunchtime Recital The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 1pm. £8 (£6). See Thu 14.

FREE Piping Live! CD Launch The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 1pm. Launch party for the first ever Piping Live! C1). Part of Piping Live.’

FREE Art Exhibition Recital Hutchesons‘ Hall. Ingram Street. 552 8391. 3.30pm. See Thu 14.

FREE CLASP Prize Giving The National Piping Centre. McPhater Street. Cowcaddens. 287 551 1. 5pm. The winner of the Competitive League for Amateur Solo Pipers competition is announced. Part of Piping Lii'e.’