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I Spit Fire at Blacktrtars ‘me 2am. £4. l 3 l'elt. A delectable soundtrack ttl new and classic indie. punk. pop. rock illltl elcctro.

I Tapped at the Twisted Wheel.

llptii 3am. £3. l3l'cb. laxpect alternative classics. llle ltesl neys itch. unknown pleasures and certiliable tunes at this new indie night

I Toxic Pop at Battiboo

lfl.3flpnt 3am. £5. Weekly. (icoff M and (‘ratg l.aws play quality liotise tiiusic plus Rth and ltip ltop from (Bay in Sommcryille

FREE White Noise with Billy Woods at Mania San, 9pm 3am. Weekly. Music for .idtilts. (ilasgow legend Billy Woods plays the tunes in sly le.

I XXL at Crib. Iffpni 3am. £6 (£4). Weekly. llesky and Big Al play hip hop. dancehall and grime while Ray Woods play s old school classics.

I Absolution at ('lassic (irand. lt).3(lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Rock. metal. industrial and ptitik to liven up yottr Saturday (tight.

I All Tore Up at Blacklrtars.

lllpm 3am. £7. 7 Feb, Maximum rhythm atid blues. rock'n'roll and rockabilly. with live batid l'lll'ltlllS.

I Back to Love at Anibar (below Btidda). lflpm 3am. £5. Weekly. Soul. funk. Motown. classic RNB and hip hop.

FREE Bunker Saturdays at the Bunker Bar. ()pm 2am. Weekly. Toast drops indie bits. rock picks attd student anthems.

I Canvas Club at Arta. lflpm 3am. £5 (free). Weekly. Sec kit.

I Club Noir Valentine’s Club: Obsession at ()2 Academy. ‘me. £l4.5(l. l4 Feb. ('lub .\'oir gets more glamorous and romantic (if that's eyen possible) for their patron saint. Valentine. with l2 burlesque acts oy er two obsessed. lyy isled burlesque shows on lltl'ee floors. Dress code: you know the drill by now something fab and rotnantic on the theme of obsession. no jeans or trainers.

Colours at the Arches.

Iflpm 4am. £23.50. 7 Feb. The lttigc liouse tiigltt celebrates its |4th birtltday with John Digweed. Mark Knight. Jeremy Ilealy and tnany more. I Couture Saturdays at ()'(‘outure. noon 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie. dattce. pop and cheap drinks at tltis brand new club.

I Debauched at (he \' Club.

I lpm 3am. £8 (free for girls). l4 Feb. Launch night for a new ltousc and techno club. featuring the Debauched residents atid guest DJ Hostage.

I El Rancho Picante at the Flying Duck. I lpm 3am. £4. l4 Feb. F.l Patton and l.eo Alabama present a night of garage ptiitk and rock'n'roll at lil Ranclto Relaxo's 'eyil twin'. lncltides entry to Half My Heart Beats.

I Electric Sheep at Barfly.

l lpm 3am. £3. Weekly. Indie and electro with DJ Tom (Salott Boris). Featuring special gttest DJs in rotation upstairs.

I Fantasia Valentines Spectacular at Braehead Arena. 7pm 4am. £39.50.

l4 Feb. Cttpid simply cannot miss (his massiy e clubbing target. Fanta/ia are offering tip 4() DJs over four arenas of trance. hard house and hardcore featuring Guru Joslt. l.asgo. Bi/arre lnc. Allern-S. Alex Kidd. Charley low noise and many

I Get Yer Rat Oot at Basura Blanca at the Brunswick Hotel. lllpm 2am. £4 (£2 for tltose in fancy dress). 7 Feb. Dirty Marc and The Iron Dwarf present a classily named cross-genre dance party. I Glamorama at Boho. 9.3(lptlt— 3am. £8. Weekly. Resident l.il' Rich plays a mix of 90s house. 80s classics. R&B and big chart songs for your pleasure.

I ‘Gram at the (ilasgoys School of An. lflpm 3am. £3 (£2) 14 l-eb. A club night for (iSA‘s student-run maga/tne Mammogram. We‘re at a loss as to what they 'll be playing' I Half My Heart Beats at the Flying Duck llptn 3am. £4. l4 l-cb. l’laying current aitd classic indie-pop. '60s. girl groups. B-sides and albtitti gems to get people up atid dancing. Includes entry to H Raiiclto l’icante. I Hanoi Rocks at l‘lreyyttlet'. ‘Jpni 3am. l‘ree before £lf).3()pin; £3 (£2) alter. Weekly. DJs Joe Sitttth and ('raig Wilson play indie from past and present to a discerning music crowd. I Homegrown at Bamboo. ll).3(lpm 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Stevie Sole plays a funky. soulful house set with Miguel playing Rev B and Dominic Martin supply mg the funk and ia/I. Huntley 8- Palmer’s Audio Club at Stereo. 1 lpm 3am. £5. 7 Feb. Intelligent (eclnio and wonky clcctro. Wlllt a special guest DJ set from (ilasgow -bascd cartoonist David Shrigley and also starring TKeeler. I Love Music at ABC. l lpm 3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Soul. rock'n'roll. indie attd clectro with (icrry l.yons ('l‘eenage l‘anclub) and Day id Sittclair (Killer Kllsell). I Melting Pot at the Admiral. llpm 3am. UN. 7 Feb. All things disco- house with residents Andrew l’irie and Sittiott (‘ordiner. atid special guests The

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I Nu Skool at the Buff. |().3()pm 3am. £0. Weekly. Nick l’cacock. (‘t‘ttlg Thompson. John Ross and Alex. provide a fine line in disco. northern soul and all things funky.

I O/l/D: Punks vs Hippies at the Flying Duck. lt).3()pm 3am. £5. 7 Feb. The age—old soundclash revisited at this charity night.

I Off The Record and Animal Farm at Soundhaus. l lpm 4am. £tbc. 7 Feb. The Soundhaus-based techno/minimal shindig returns. with guests DK + Solar (live). Anitnal Fartn. Simon Stokes. Mr Copy. Chris Curtis. [J Wagner and Adatn Watt. and \‘Js Scotchtape atid Subliminal Love.

I One More Tune at Blackfriars.

l lptn 3am. £5 (£4). l4 Feb. lilectro arid leclnto. with Dave (‘hakra. Full l’hatt and residents Define Define.

I Pandemic at .\'ice'n'Slea/y.

l l.3()pm 3am. £3. 7 Feb. .\'o_i (Critical Mass) arid Johnny Shrapnel play indie. 6()s garage. soul. rock‘n‘roll and ‘eyerything else in between’.

I Pretty Ugly at Admiral Bar Basement. l lpnt 3am. £4 (£3). l4 Feb. l’retty l'gly returns for its first outing of 20W) and challenges the crowd to bow down to St Valentine by dressing like they want to be kissed. Resident DJs will be playing sexy. glamorous indie rock ‘n' roll. electro beats. 6()s soul and experimenting with some new artists to get everyone in the mood for dirty dancing. All proceeds for this night will go to the Ann's Angels charity.

I Red’n’Black at Drop. ltlpm-3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. See Fri.

I The Rock Shop at Maggie May‘s.

l l.3()pni 3am. Free before midnight: £5 after (£3 for students after midnight). Weekly. Resident l.ee Craig plays a selection of rock. indie and metal classics.

I Sabado Saturdays at Byblos.

l lptn ~3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Home music from lain Thomson (.tlts' maga/ine) and Paul Rea. with guests Take That's Howard Donald (3l Jan) and Miss .\'ine (7 Feb).

I Salsa in the Buff at the Btiff. 8.30pm -3atn. £5 before lllpm: £6 after. Weekly. Hosted by Acadetnia de Salsa. who pull in a decidedly salsa dancing crowd. this sexy club night also boasts a dedicated Mojito bar on the nte/lanine level to set the mood.

I Saturdays at the CathoUse. lt).3()pm—3am. £6 (£5.50). Weekly. DJs Eric and Muppet offer classic and current

rock on level one. while DJ Billy and Frame belt otit emo and metal on leyel lyso. I Slabs of the Tabernacle at the Twisted Wheel. l lpm 3am. £5. 7 Feb. lixploring the realms of disco. ltalo. house. techno and beyond. with Andrew lngratn. Brian d'Sou/a and the Slabs team. and guests passlinger and \luye. See preview. page 35. I Souldiggin’ til (‘lussie Grand. I lpm 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. The team belund Decodance brings you live bands and a selection of soul. funk. hip hop. daticehall and rare groove. With DJs Joeboy. Day id Craig. (iay Soinmerville and Yasmin. I Soundhaus Specialitee at Soundhaus. l lpm 4am. £7 (£5). l4 Feb. The Soundhaus celebrates Valentine's with a Hot Love special. featuring residents frotn the venue's other nights. Willi Kitchen Sessions in room two. Subculture at the Sub Club. llpm 3am. £l2 (£|()). Weekly. llarri and Domenic's well-established house institution continues to reign supreme. l4 Feb will feature Glasgow- based \ ideo artists supplying visual backdrops. l’ur! o/(ilusgmc Film Festival. I Superfly at W'oodside Social Club. l()pm 2am. £5. 7 Feb. Fortnightly. Duncan Superfly and Gregor limond provide a sweltering mix of sweet soul. sexy assed funk. 60s psyche rock. hip hop. post punk attd new releases. I VEGAS! at the Ferry. 9.30pm 2am. £ 10 (£8 for the fabulously dressed. in \"liGASl style). 7 Feb. Hep daddy swing. country classics and sleazy listening at the multiple award-winning. multi-genre club night for movers. groovers. hipsters. flipsters. guys and dolls. I Velvet at the V Club. I lpm -3am. £6. 7 Feb. Minimal techno and house from residents Jitn llutchison and Paddy Mac. with special guest l)roido (7 Feb). I Violate at Big Joint. 8pm—2am. £tbc. 7 Feb. Fetish club with music from DJ Loveless. See www.violate.co.uk for dress code. I Voodoo at the Cathouse. 4—9pm. £6 (£3). Weekly. Uttder-le club. featuring two floors of rock. metal. punk. emo and requests with DJs Framie and Ant-y. I Wrong Island at Nice'n'Slea/y. l l.3()pm—3am. £3. l4 Feb. Dirty Larry and Teamy turn Valentine‘s night Sleazy. lixpect lots of tunes about the dirty deed.

I Discobadger at Bamboo. l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Dominic Martin. DJ Kash and Mash do the bi/ every week. I Distortion at ABC2. l lpm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. limo. screaino and metal with DJ Muppet. I Golden Delicious at Karbon. l lpm ~ 3am. £6 (£5). Weekly. Balearic beats. electro. house and hip hop with Karbon residents Fox Maclcod. Woody. Status and Iron III. I Junk at the Buff Club. I lpm—3am. £3. Weekly. Marky Mark presents a f'tision ofja/z and funk. The folks at the Buff like to call it ‘junk‘. I Liquid Cool at Common. 9pm—3am. Free before I lpm: £5 (£3) after. Weekly. AJ. Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper- hedonistic twentysomething revellers. all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. I Not for the Faint Hearted at the Garage. I lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Brian McMaster mixes goodness from his decade-defying playlist including 80s. 90s and ()(Js. Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club. I lpm-3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Glasgow‘s finest underground clubbing institution keeps on defining the city‘s Sunday. with your hosts JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. ()n 15 Feb. in conjunction with the Glasgow International Film Festival Optimo will be featuring classic

ayant-garde shorts in their eerie Lynchian Red Room. with an additional live perfonnance by Desmond and the Tutus and a rare (for ()ptimo) DJ guest appearance by Glasgow ’s Jackmaster. Purl ofG/uxgow Film Festival.

I Social Sundays at ()‘Couture.

noon , 3am. £tbc. Weekly. Keeping the weekend alive with indie. dance. pop and cheap drinks at this brand new club.

I Stay Classy Sundays at Fury Murry‘s. llptit 3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. DJ Notr gives your weekend the send off it deserves. A mix of lltUsle.

I The Sunday Club at Victoria‘s.

| lpm 73am. £6. Weekly. Classic commercial dance tunes and anthems all night long.

I Sunday Service at ()ran Mor.

l lpm 3am. £4 (free for students). Weekly. Soul. jail. 6()s' R&B. funk and reggae with the licurie Weegie DJs.

I Sunday Surgery at Karbon.

l lptn 3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Another student night front Karbon. Themed nights from beach parties to docs and nurses and maybe the odd school disco are in the offing. With hip hop in one rooin and indie pop and student classics in the other.

FREE Sundays at the (‘athouse

l lpm 3am. Weekly. DJ AM-Y playing killer rock. metal. punk and requests.

I Velvet at Drop. l()pm 3am. £5. Weekly. A new club for a new venue. playing soul. garage. R&B. grime and

I Bit Bang Pow! at Firewater. 9pm--3am. £tbc. Weekly. Rock‘n'roll arid indie classics from the Firewater learn. I Burn at the Buff Club. I lptn 43am. £5 (£4). Weekly. Presented to you by Normski. Zeus and Mash. Burn provides all the disco songs you've forgotten about and the ones you can't forget.

I Garage Mondays at the Garage. llpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Andy R plays student classics in the main hall. while Muppet dishes out rock and punk in the attic.

I Passionallty at Byblos.

l l.3()pm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Roberts plays chart hits for the gay/mixed crowd.

I Poptlmism/Hocktlmlsm at the Garage. I lpm—3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people.

Glasgow Tuesdays

FREE Eureka at Bamboo. l lpm—3am. Weekly. Robin B spins dance. R&B. hip hop and house.

I Juicy Tuesdays at Kushion.

l lpm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A student night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one features indie pop and cheese while room two plays R&B and hip hop.

I Killer Kitsch at the Buff.

l lpm—3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. liuan and David play electro. house and rock upstairs. while The Frantic Ant has the funk. soul and hip hop covered downstairs.

I On Fire at Crib. l()pm—3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. ln room one Hesky plays up front R&B. hip hop. dancehall. garage and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and soul in room two.

I Psycho Candy at Firewater. 9pm—3am. £tbc. Weekly. Rock'n‘roll and indie classics from the Firewater team.

Glasgow Wednesdays

I After Hours at the Buff. I lpm—3am. £3. Weekly. Gerry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves. from The Stones to Hot Chip.

I Fuel at Maggie May's. l lpm—3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Deviant will be turning out metal. industrial. punk. drum & bass. dance. hip hop and more. Is there more? Of course there is.

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